Lanie P.O.V

Kristy slumps down next to me.

"What's wrong?" I ask.

"Tobi dosen't like me."

"What? That's crazy! Tobi likes everyone!"

"But he dosen't talk to me, he shudders or twitches whenever I talk to him, he totally ignores me, other than when he's arguing with Jodie."

"If you could call that arguing."

"Gotcha!" Jodie laughs, leaping at Tobi.

Tobi side-steps her and watches her sail into the coffee table.

"Owww... Why? Why would you dodge that one?" She whines. "Fucking wood, you fucking hurt sooo much! Fuck you wood!"

"Tobi, why don't you like Kristy-chan?" I chime.

"..." Tobi stares at her. "Normal people scare Tobi!"

Kristy's jaw drops open in shock.

"Welp, there's your answer." I chuckle.

"What! So I'm not normal now!" Jodie exclaims.

"You were never normal, un." Deidara walks in and switches on the TV.

Jodie soon recovers and starts chasing Tobi again.

CRASH!

"STOP SIDE-STEPPING ME!"

We sit in our shared room(they made Hidan and Kakuzu share) and think about what to do next.

"We should play pranks on the Akatsuki!" Jodie yell-whispers.

"I'm normal? He dosen't like me cause I'm the only normal one here?" Kristy sulks.

"Stop sulking." I scold. "If it makes you feel any better, you can prank him."

"Fine..."

So we huddle up and talk about who would get who and what they would do.

When we're done, we yell-whisper, "Break!" and go grab our supplies.

"Ok, whoes first?" I say, putting stuff in my ninja pouches.

"Ooo! Me! Me! Pick me!" Jodie waves her hand in the air.

"Ok, Jodie. You can go first."

"Yes!" She grabs her stuff and runs out the room.

Jodie P.O.V

I creep into Hidan and Kakuzu's room and make sure they're asleep.

I drag Hidan across the room carefully and push him into Kakuzu's bed.

I pull out some pink handcuffs and cuff their hands together!

Then I get an extra strong sharpie and write... Words on Hidan's stomach area.

I pull off Kakuzu's mask so his hair was out and his face wasn't all covered up.

I hide it at the bottom of Hidan's messy closet.

I creep off, snickering, into Kisame and Itachi's room.

I draw all over Kisame's face with the sharpie.

I gave him a monocole, a beard, and a pig nose!

I creep over to Itachi and carefully spray the hairspray into his hair.

Then I open up the sharpie and let it drip onto his face.

It makes him look like a kitty!

I rush back to the room where Lanie and Kristy were snickering like crazy.

"What's so funny?" I question.

"Nothing." They chime.

"I'm next!" Lanie dashes out the room.

"What was so funny?" I turn to Kristy.

"Nothing."

"LIES!"

She laughs even harder.

"Tell meee!"

Still nothing.

Lanie P.O.V

I creep into Sasori's and Deidara's room and hold up siccors menacingly.

I walk over to Deidara, "Snippy snippy."

I cut a big heart into his cloak, then shred up the sleeves some, then pull out the hair-spray.

The slight hiss of the hair spray makes me anxious to finish up... BUT HE HAS SO MUCH HAIR.

I catch a hiccup from across the room.

"Fuck." Sasori mumbles, half awake.

I stop spraying and hide under Deidara's bed.

I peek out and wait for Sasori to fall back asleep.

Once that's done, I go over to one of his puppets and replace the wooden limbs with old human limbs.

Oh yuck, I almost barfed from the smell.

I run out the room to Zetsu's special meat stash.

This time I really did barf.

I switch Zetsu's meat with tofu-meat.

I sneak off, back to the room where Jodie was chasing Kristy.

"Ahhaha! My tuurn!" Kristy skips out the room.

Kristy's P.O.V

I skip to Pein's room with a love note "from Konan" and place it on his desk.

Konan was a bit harder.

I write a quick note "From Pein" and spray it with his cologne then place it on her desk.

I go to Tobi's room and OMG.

HE. DOSEN'T. HAVE. ON. HIS. MASK.

I couldn't help but to stare...

I smack my forehead, then start painting Tobi's mask pink.

He startles and starts to wake up.

I high tail it out of there, tripping over his cloak, crashing into the door.

"Kristy-chan?"

"You didn't see anything!" I untangle myself from the cloak and keep running.

I burst into the room and lock the door.

"Woah. What happened to you?" Jodie laughs.

"T-Tobi." I gasp for air. "He woke up..."

"Your horrible with stealth."

"Oh shut up. I'm stealthy and you know it."

Jodie gets a sly smirk.

"Oh great, you got her started." Lanie sighs.

"I'm sexy and I know it!" She starts dancing around the room. "Wiggle-wiggle-wiggle-wiggle-wiggle! YEAH!"

She finishes up and we get some sleep.

We wake up to some girly screams.

Jodie jolts out of bed and peeks out the door.

She immediatly bursts out laughing.

I go to check it out and start laughing too.

What a sight to see Hidan and Kakuzu hand-cuffed together with pink handcuffs.

We leave the safety of the room as another scream is heard.

"MY HAIR, UN!"

Jodie falls onto the ground and rolls around, laughing and holding her stomach.

What did she do?

Deidara storms out and stares at Jodie who was rolling around.

He grabs her wrist and stares at her hands.

"YOU, UN!" Deidara screeches.

I fall back, laughing at his pink and green hair.

"It wasn't me!" Jodie laughs.

"There's pink and green all over your hands, un!"

"...Oh man." Jodie shoots to her feet.

"You little brats!" Sasori roars. "Whoes been messing with my puppets!"

Jodie screams and runs away.

More and more stuff gets pinned on us girls and we run from the angry mob.

We duck into the first room we see, the others running past.

We were in Tobi's room.

Shit.

Jodie gets ready to try and glomp Tobi.

"Kristy-chan! Can Tobi talk to you in private for a minute?" Tobi cocks his head to the side.

"JODIE! SAVE ME!" I wrap my arms around her neck and force her to hold me.

"Ack! So heavy!" Jodie stumbles backwards. "Just talk to him!"

"NOO! I'M SCARED!"

"Why?"

"READ BETWEEN THE LINES BITCH!"

"But it's importaaant!" Tobi whines.

"C'mon Jodie! Do something!" I whisper.

She pauses to think long and hard on what to do.

"You can have her..." Jodie chuckles darkly.

"Yay!" Tobi cheers.

"Jodie!" I smack her upside the head.

"Ow! You didn't let me finish!" Jodie whines. "You can have her if you be my pet for... 5 days!"

Now it's Tobi's turn to think.

"You can't just TRADE me!" I screech.

"Jodie, you deserve to get slapped for that one." Lanie laughs.

"Screw this!" I let go of Jodie and run out the room.

"It was worth a try!" Jodie shrugs and follows after me.

"Aww, I wanna hold someone hostage!" Lanie whines, chasing after us. "Wait for me!"

I bet Tobi's stunned... But I'm curious... I'll have to ask Jodie later.

We end up surronded in the kitchen.

Jodie looks for a weapon, and settles on the coffee set.

She throws mugs, then coffee packets, then sugar pockets, and then she holds up the coffee maker threateningly.

"Take another step and we'll bust it!" Lanie threatens.

Jodie holds the coffee maker high above her head, "Don't make me do it man!"

"Jodie! Jodie! Just calm down, un!" Deidara holds his hands up defensively.

"Don't come closer! I don't wanna have to, but I will!"

"Jodie! Just put the coffee machine down!" Hidan backs up some. "You don't have to do this!"

Jodie grips the machine like a crazy person, "Don't touch me man!"

"We won't we won't!" Kisame backs up a little bit.

Jodie stares at them.

"Ok, now just set the coffee maker down." Pein whispers.

"W-Wwhy?" Jodie whispers back. "Wh-What if you attack me? What if you attack me when I put it down? What would I do then?"

"We won't attack you." Pein whispers back.

"You sure?"

"Yes."

"O-Okay." Jodie slowly puts the coffee maker on the counter.

"Are you calm, Jodie?"

"Yes."

"Good." Pein glares. "NOW WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!"

Jodie shreiks and runs away, taking cover under the table.

"What the hell?" Pein grumbles.

"HEELP! HEELP! HEELP!" Jodie shreiks so loud I have to cover my ears. "HEEEEELLLLLP!"

"Shut up!"

"HEEEEELLLP!"

Pein covers her mouth and drags her away.

"..." Lanie stares down the hell, then looks back at us. "What do you think he did to her?"

"Why'd you have to say it like that?" Hidan sighs.

I start snickering as pervy thoughts fill my mind.

Things go scarily quiet.

"..." Deidara looks down the hall. "So, who wants to check it out, un?"

"I will!" Hidan opens the door to Pein's bedroom and starts laughing. "Oh you have got to see this!"

We crowd around the door and stare at the scene.

Jodie had resorted to rabid fangirl mode to save herself.

"PEIN-SAMA!" She says in the whiny anime voice. "DON'T AVOID ME! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME!"

Pein catches her as she launches off the wall and throws her at the wall over the bed.

"Oh shit." I stare in shock. "She's gone into scary fangirl mode."

"WHAT!" Pein whips his head around to stare at me. "Are you KIDDING me?"

Jodie crawls up the wall like a spider, then twists her head around so it was backwards.

Pein just stares at her.

"We're just gonna... Leave now, un." Deidara shuts the door.

"How many fangirl modes are there?" Tobi asks.

"Wild fangirl, bored fangirl, scary fangirl, desprate fangirl, rabid fangirl, flirty fangirl, and obssesed fangirl." Lanie explains. "Jodie goes through all of them at some point."

"Ok, I'm officialy scared of Jodie, un." Deidara shudders.

There's a loud thump and Jodie's voice could barely be heard.

"Jodie, let me go." Pein says a bit to calmly.

"Nu-uh, you'll stab me."

"No I won't."

"You lie! That's what you said last time!"

"Well now I'm serious."

"I'm not letting go."

"I don't know how old you are, but aren't you to old for this?"

"I'm 4 and a half."

Now everyones curious, they file into the room.

"Your FOUR, un?" Deidara stares in shock.

Jodie P.O.V

Oh shit, why did I say I was four?

"Well, yeah. I was born on a leap year." I shrug. "I'm spose to be 18, but I was born on a leap year soo..."

"Holy crap, un!"

So guys, what did you think? lol I don't know WHAT I was thinking when I wrote this chapter! NOw press that review button down there! Ok? Please? Do it for Jodie! Do it for Lanie! Do it for Kristy! Do it for... um... me?

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