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After everyone got over the fact that I was techiniqually 4, we had a normal person breakfast.

I finish my Froot Loops and bacon and turn to Tobi.

"Hey Tooobiiiii~..." I chuckle darkly.

Tobi flinches and is out his chair in a second.

"GET BACK HERE YOU SWIRLY BITCH!" I scream, chasing after him.

"Will she ever give up on that?" Kakuzu sighs.

"Nope." Lanie shrugs.

I. Was. So. Close.

At the next turn, I launch myself off the wall and glomp Tobi.

"Yes! I did-"

POOF!

I stare at the log in my arms.

"DAMN FUCKING NINJA!"

Tobi looks back at me from down the hall.

I ditch the log and start chasing after him, yelling profanity.

When we get outside Tobi stops suddenly, so I crash right into him.

I fall backwards and stare at the sky, dazed, "Sometimes, I think your really trying to hurt me... Which you probably are."

I sit up and rub my head, "Any reason you stopped?"

He didn't even have to answer.

There out over the horizon, was Orochimaru riding Manda.

That sentence would sound pretty weird to anyone who didn't watch Naruto.

"Jodie-chan I think you should- JODIE!"

But I was already dashing towards Orochimaru and Manda(and Kabuto).

"This is gonna be so cool!"

Tobi scoops me up and starts bringing me back to the base.

"No! Tobi! Put me down right now!"

"No!"

"To-bi! I wanna fight! Put me dooown!"

Tobi drops me off in the kitchen as the Akatsuki dash outside to fight.

"Stay. Put." Tobi growls, then dashes off.

I pout and hug my knees as fight noises fill the air, "THIS ISN'T FAIR!"

Kristy sighs and nods in agreement.

"Well, I'm not gonna sit here and watch this happen! I didn't become a slight Oro-chan fangirl for nothing!" I put my hands on my hips.

Yes, SLIGHT Orochimaru fangirl! His tounge is just so... So... So awesome! And he can regurgitate a sword! I wanna do that!

"Hey! I'm a slight Kabuto fangirl! He wears purple! And he's got that Uchiha ego kinda!" Lanie laughs.

Kristy smirks, "If Sasuke's there, then I have a place in this!"

"Let's go!" I lead the way, running at normal human speed.

Things were actually pretty bad in 5 minutes.

Kristy spots Sasuke and immediatly gets in her fangirl mood.

"SASUKE-KUUUN!" She screams so everyone would hear, glomping Sasuke to the ground.

I snicker as Sasuke tries to get her off.

Lanie veers off to Kabuto, "KABUTO-KUN! COME HERE! YOU KNOW YOU LOOOOOOOVE ME!"

Kabuto freezes, then slashes at her with his scalpel.

She gets a deep cut on her cheek, but glomps him anyways.

"OH MY GOD KABUTO-KUN! YOUR REALLY HERE! AND OH MY GOD! TEAM TAKA~!"

Orochimaru was off my mind and I scanned the area for... There he is!

"JUUUUGOOOOOOO-KUUUUUUUUUN!" I scream, glomping him so hard we actually skidded a little.

He shreiks and tries pushing me off.

I growl at him, "NO! I AM GONNA HUG YOU AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!"

He quiets down to stare at me.

I hug him some more, earning more and more stairs by the second.

I let go of Jugo and switch with Lanie.

I glomp Suigetsu even harder into the ground.

"YAY! SUIGETSU-CHAN IT'S REALLY YOU! YOUR SO DAMN FUCKING AWESOME!" I pause and whisper. "You should really kick Karin's ass. She's very annoying."

He gives me a toothy grin.

I spot Orochimaru and gather up the last of my fangirl strength to run at him and glomp him INTO A TREE.

He stares at me with total annoyance.

"I am SO SORRY OROCHIMARU-SAMA! ARE YOU OK?"

He gives me a sly smirk, "Why yes. I'm fine."

"ARE YOU SURE! WE HIT THE TREE PRETTY HARD!"

"Yes. Now let go of me."

"NO! I'M HUGGING YOU!"

"..."

"Ok, I'm done." I sit back.

I turn my head around so it was backwards, "K...KAAAAABUUUUTTOOOOOOO-KUUUUUUUUUUN!"

"Oh man, not again," Kabuto smacks his forehead as I glomp him to the ground.

I guess our fangirlness was to much, because they were retreating as we chased them through the forest yelling their names.

"JUGO-KUN! SUIGETSU-KUN! COME BAAAACK!" I fall on my knees and scream at the sky.

"SASUKE-KUN! NO! DON'T LEAVE! I'M YOUR GREATEST FANGIRL!" Kristy clings to his leg.

"Hn! Get off!" Sasuke growls.

"KABUTO! KABUTO-KUN! NO! GET BACK HERE MY PURPLE WEARING MEDICAL NIN!" Lanie clings to his waist.

I spot Jugo out of the corner of my eye, "JUGO-NO-DANNA!" I wrap my arms around his neck and my legs around his waist. "YOU ARE SO AWESOME! NEVER LEAVE ME! JUGO-NO-DANNA, WILL YOU VISIT ME? IF WE HAD A BABY WHAT WOULD YOU NAME IT? TELL ME! TELL ME NOW!"

"Um.. Uh... Megatron?"

I pause and get really big eyes, "I. Love. You."

"Oh shit, I take it back!"

"NO TAKE BACKS!" I cheer. "THIS IS GONNA WORK OUT PERFECTLY!"

Then we ditch all talking and go into rabid fangirl mode.

We WERE in wild fangirl mode.

I could hear the Akatsuki snickering at the scene.

And to top it off, I was continously switching between Jugo and Suigetsu.

I just couldn't help but to laugh at the random words coming out the boys mouth.

"Ack! Get off!"

"NO! DON'T TOUCH THERE!"

"YOUR MINE!"

"NO! HE'S MINE!"

"MINE!

"This isn't a game of tug of war-ah!"

"LET GO!"

"Call them off!" I hear Orochimaru plead with the Akatsuki.

"Naah, your members look like they're having fun." Pein chuckles darkly.

"KISS ME SUIGETSU-KUN!" I smirk.

I hear similar things just with different names coming from Kristy and Lanie.

"What!" Suigetsu starts failing at pushing me away. "CALL THEM OFF! NOW!"

I'm guessing they used up all their weapons?

And we're just tiring them out!

There's a few more sadistic laughs.

I hear a happy cry of victory from Kristy, getting her kiss from Sasuke.

I hear another victory cry from Lanie.

Oh shit!

I crash my lips against Suigetsu's and do I quick kiss.

"I AM THE ENVY OF FANGIRLS EVERYWHERE!" I cheer, pumping my fist in the air. "OROCHIMARU-KUN! LET'S PLAY JUMP ROPE!"

Orochimaru gets even paler than he already was, "Retreat!"

"Down girls." Pein orders, trying to keep a straight face.

We stop following Orochimaru and his gang and stand a safe distance from the Akatsuki.

"What the hell was that?" Pein glares.

"Fangirl instincts?" Kristy squeaks.

"It was totally worth it! I regret nothing!" I cheer.

"You regret not being able to play jump rope with Orochimaru's tounge." Lanie points out.

"Oh shut up!" I snap. "I was having a moment!"

"And I just ruined it!" She laughs histerically.

"I said to stay inside!" Pein smacks all of our heads. "You could've gotten yourselves killed."

"A chance a fangirl must take!" Lanie does her Gai pose.

"It was a once in a lifetime opporunitunity! It was Team Taka!" I huff. "But they weren't as fun to hug..."

"I know! They don't glare, give us death threats, or try to stab us!" Lanie rolls her eyes. "And they're not soft and warm and they don't have AWESOME hair!"

"Sasuke's hair is techniqually awesome." Kristy points out. "It defies gravity!"

"Yeah, I gotta agree to that." I shrug.

"You guys could make pretty good ninja's." Konan mutters.

"Kooonaaan, don't get them staaarted." Pein warns.

"I'm serious! Jodie is great with pursuit and threats, she could be an interogation artist! ...Kristy is great with stealth, she could be a spy! ...And Lanie is great with sneak attacks and has some odd strength!" Konan points out. "They just scared of Orochimaru and his team!"

"Cause we're awesome!" Kristy does her awesome pose.

We walk back, talking idle chatter, until I remember something.

I launch off a tree, into Tobi, "TOBI-SEMPAIIII! YOU ARE THE BEASTIEST OF THEM ALL! AND HAHA! I GLOMPED YOU!"

Tobi laughs, "I guess you did!"

"Oooooooo!" Lanie snickers.

"Shut up!" I start throwing pinecones and tufts of grass at her.

Some grass hits her, "Ouch. That hurt so much."

A pinecone hits her, "OWWW! FUCKING GOD THAT HURTED!"

Ahh, poor Team Taka.

And about that jump rope comment: Jodie+Long tounge=Some painful jump roping.

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