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Tobi and me were oddly at peace...
This needs to end!
But, Zetsu had started force feeding us sleeping pills lately soo...
Today, I had Lanie switch the pills with anything she could find.
When Zetsu forced about 3 pills into us, I was...
? P.O.V
"I AM THE QUEEN OF HEARTS! FEAR ME!" Jodie screams at the top of her lungs.
I watch in shock as Tobi and Jodie shred through the base, destroying everything in sight.
What a pair.
"No JODIE! PUT IT DOWN!"
She does this maniac laugh and holds the coffee maker high in the air.
"NOOOOO!"
She smashes it into the ground and goes skipping off singing about being a teapot.
Tobi, meanwhile, was literally crashing through walls screaming about his Lucky Charms.
"Oh shit! He's got the clay, un!"
"Ooo? Clay? Where!" Jodie comes skipping into view.
I better get out of here.
I dash off and watch from a safe distance as the cave explodes.
"TOBI! JODIE!" The leader's voice booms.
There's a few screams.
"YEAH! YOU LITTLE BRATS BETTER RUN! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, I'M GONA WRING YOUUR FUCKING NECKS OUT, RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINTS AND MAKE YOU EAT THEM! THEN I WILL RIP OUT YOUR EYES AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR NOSE!"
"JODIE DOSEN'T WANT HER EYES UP HER NOES!" She cries.
"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!"
"PEIN! PLEASE CALM DOWN!" Konan calls out.
"THEM BITCHES BETTER RUN!" Hidan shouts. "I'LL SACRIFICE THEM TO JASHIN-SAMA!"
"CHUCK NORRIS IS THE ONLY GOD!" Tobi screams.
There's another smaller explosion.
"OH MY CHUCK NORRIS! TOBI IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAIIIN!" Jodie starts stealing from Pokemon.
"..." Lanie walks up to her. "PIKA! PIKA!"
"AHHH! PIKACHU'S TRYING TO EAT ME!"
More screams and yelling.
Are these seriously S-ranked criminals?
Jodie's P.O.V
We settle in to the extra base, but Pein was still extremely pissed.
"How many times do I gotta say I'm sorry?" I whine. "It's not my fault Zetsu gave us the wrong pills!"
Not my best choice of words.
"Wait! Wait! Wait!" I hold my hands up defensively. "Let's just settle this like NORMAL people... Rock paper siccors."
Pein gives me a funny look, but settles it my way.
"Rock, paper, siccors, SHOOT!"
...
"DAMNIT!" I throw my hands up angrily. "This fucktarded game!"
"But you wanted to play it." Pein points out.
"SO!"
Pein rolls his eyes and starts assiging rooms, "Since this base is smaller, it will be three people per room, got it?"
"fiiiine." Lanie groans.
"Deidara, Sasori, and Lanie."
"Oh come on!" She exclaims.
"Kisame, Itachi, and Zetsu."
"Hn." Itachi comments.
"No fucking fair!" Lanie snaps.
"Tobi, Jodie, and Kristy."
"Whaaat?" Kristy whines.
"WOOHOO!" I cheer.
Tobi twitches, I'm unsure what about.
"Hidan and Kakuzu."
"Hey! Hey! Why do they get only 2?" I protest.
He dosen't answer.
"And of course, me and Konan." Pein finishes. "Your dismissed."
I run off and look through rooms, picking the one with a walk in closet.
"Tooobbiiii! Kristyyy! In here!" I laugh.
They jog to the room and look around it.
"Hey cool! A walk in closet!" Kristy points.
"That's my part of the room!" I point out.
"What! Why can't you sleep out here with Tobi?" She hisses so only I could hear.
"You two need to bond." I snap. "Now help me move the bed in here!"
She grudgingly helps me force the bed into the closet.
I quickly hang up my few articles of clothing and stare at the space, "Welp... My stuffs all set up!"
"Are you... Sleeping in a closet?" Tobi stares.
"Yeah, why?"
"..."
"What?"
It's good right? It MIGHT be a TobixOC... but maybe not... I'll probably just make this a fangirl type thing.
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