Lanie's P.O.V

I lay down in my bed while Sasori and Deidara made boundaries with each other.

"THIS whooole area is MINE, un." Deidara puts tape on the floor from the middle of my headboard(or is it the foot board?).

"Fine." Sasori growls.

"Fine, un!"

"FINE." Both of them scream.

I sigh, "I have no boundaries, I go where I want."

Pein. Fucking. Hates. Me.

I get my Ipod and put the little ear buds in my ear.

I sing along to the parts I knew, "IT'S RAININ' MEEEN!"

The two males in my room stare.

I switch songs to see how much I could disturb/bother them.

"HOW EVERYONE HATES YOU! HA. HA. THIS! IS! MY! RE-! -VENGE! I'M A LITTLE TEAAASE! WATCH WHAT I DOOOO!"

More stares, maybe even a slight eye twitch.

"I GOT NO STRINGS TO HOLD ME DOWN! TO MAKE ME SAD! TO MAKE ME FROWN. I HAD STRINGS, BUT NOW I DON'T! THERE AIN'T NO STRINGS ON ME! HA!"

Pinochio's-I mean Sasori's eye twitches.

"BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM! LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER!"

Deidara gets a disturbed look and mutters something.

"DONTCHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME! DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME?"

Sasori comes up and takes the ear buds out.

"Hey!" I make a grab for them.

He holds them out my reach, "You can have them back when you learn how to use them for good."

"Yo listen up! Here's the story! About Kisame-hey-in a blue world!" I hear singing from the hallway.

"Oh she isn't." I laugh, cracking the door so I could see. "She isn't serious, is she?"

"-everything he sees is just blue like him, inside and outside! Blue his house-" Jodie sings to Kisame.

"-with a blue little window! And a blue Corvet-" Kristy joins in.

"-and everything is blue for him. And himself! And everybody around-"

"-cause he ain't got. Nobody. To listen to..."

"He's blue da bu di da bu die!" I chime. "Da bu di da bu die dabu di da bu die!"

Kisame was turning... Purple?

"He has a blue house with a blue window!" Jodie laughs, barely able to sing.

"Blue is the color-Hahahah! That he always wears!" Kristy falls on the ground laughing.

"He has a girlfriend-HHAHAHAHAAHA-and sh-she is so blue!" Jodie falls on the ground, clutching her stomach. "Oy ve! I'm dying man! Hahahah!"

Kisame glares down at her and pulls out Samehada.

"Kill her and face mine and Tobi's wrath." I warn. "Kristy's too."

He takes this into consideration, then slams the door shut.

How rude.

I skip off to the kitchen to think, "I wonder... I wonder if we somehow screwed up the plotline by coming here? But naah, this isn't just some random fanfic, right? RIGHT? ...But then again..."

I glance back at Jodie who was praying to this so-called Anime-God.

I make myself some bacon and watch Spongebob like a bum.

I was feeling really tired...

"LET'S PLAY A GAME!" I announce.

"Like?" Kisame stares.

"Truth or Dare." I go get a cup from the kitchen and fill it halfway with water.

I go around collecting the grossest things around the house.

"Hidan, add something gross to the punishment cup." I order.

He simply spits in it.

Kakuzu put in some kinda pills.

Deidara put in a piece of his clay.

Sasori put in a piece of chalk.

Itachi put in some mud.

Kisame put in a rotten fish falling off the bone.

Tobi put in some play-doh(I couldn't help but to stare when it started sizzling).

Pein put in some non-toxic(this part took some negotiating) nail polish remover.

Konan put in some ground up lip stick.

Zetsu put in some special leaves that knocked you out for 30 seconds.

Kristy dipped Jodie's sock in from when she tried to train.

Jodie put in some fresh lemon juice.

And I put in some pickle juice.

Boy did this smell nasty.

I pour the over-flowing mixture into a pitcher, add some ketchup, lemon juice, a dash of salt, and another half-decomposed fish.

"May the game begin." I chuckle darkly.