We sit in one big circle and we(us Earth girls) explain the game.

"Ok, so you basically take turns and you say Truth or Dare." I explain. "If you choose truth, you must answer a question of the askers choice."

"If you choose dare, you've gotta do whatever the asker says... Suggestions taken." Kristy chimes helpfully.

"What's that big cup of... Stuff for?" Konan points.

"Oh! That's the punishment cup! You use it when someone cannot complete a dare, or will not tell a truth." Jodie laughs. "Now let's start! Who goes first?"

No one volunteers.

"Fine." I grumble. "Deidara, truth or dare?"

"Truth, un."

"COFF!COFF!!chickenCOFF!" Jodie adds OH SO HELPFULLY.

Deidara simply glares at her.

"Ok... Have you ever crossdressed? Or had thoughts of it?" I giggle.

"No." He turns his glare on me.

"You sure?"

"Yes."

"huh... I'm surprised." I tease. "Ok, your turn!"

He looks around the circle, "Jodie, un. Truth or Dare."

"Truth." Jodie stares intently at the dark clouds outside.

And she has the nerve to... Nevermind.

"..." Deidara pauses to think of something. "Whoes your favorite, using your fangirl mind, un?"

"Caaaan I pick two?"

"Sure, un."

Jodie closes her eyes, and when she opens them she had that wild look, "SUIGETSU-KUN AND JUGO-KUN! EEEEEEEEEEE!"

She quickly calms down and goes back to staring out the window, "Itachi! Truth or Dare!"

"Dare."

"I dare you to put this blindfold on until I say you can take it off." She tosses him a rainbow blindfold.

"What the hell was that?" Hidan snaps. "That's the best you could come up with? The fuck?"

Itachi sighs, "Hidan, truth or dare."

"Dare me, bitch."

"I dare you to-"

"Hey! Hey Itachi!" Kristy interupts, crawling over to him.

"Hn?"

She whispers something.

Itachi smirks at her and nods.

"What the hell are you two whispering about?" Hidan grouches.

"I dare you to go die in a hole." Itachi grunts.

Hidan puts two and two together aand...

"WHAT THE FUCK? THAT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE!" He explodes.

"Then you must drink from ze punishement cup of doom!" Jodie pours some into a plastic red cup.

"I'm not drinking that." Hidan crosses his arms.

"That's fucking cheating!"

"I don't care."

"DRINK IT NOW BEFORE I SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!"

Hidan glares at her as a challenge.

She's on him in 3 seconds tops and starts forcing the cup over his mouth.

He shoves her off and they glare at each other...

...until Hidan gets this sickened look on his face.

"What is IN that cup!" He starts wiping his tounge clean.

"A lot of stuff." I chuckle. "Some pretty nasty stuff too! ...so... Feeling weird? Gotta make sure it's not poisinus..."

"Why would it be poisonus."

"Because Pein put nail polish remover in it, and the mixture started sizzling when Tobi put the play-doh in."

"To-bi! That was my play-doh!" Jodie whines.

...No comment.

Hidan falls backwards into his own deep sleep..

"Konan, truth or dare?" I laugh.

"Dare."

"I dare you to do a strip dance!" I say in favor of Hidan.

Let me tell you, when Konan's mad, you'd better run.

"Ok! Ok! I take it back!" I back up some. "I dare you to-"

"Prank call Orochimaru-kun and ask him on a date!" Kristy laughs.

"Do I have to go on the date?" Konan questions.

"Nope!"

Konan picks up the phone, dials 411, gets Orochimaru's number, and waits.

This is gonna be good.

"Hello?" She says in a childish voice. "Hi! Whoes thiis!"

Jodie and me start poking Hidan with a stick.

I think Itachi was getting annoyed by the blindfold.

"Really? You sound really cool!" Konan giggles. "We should go on a date! We could have ice cream and pizza! Meet me at the Ichiraku Ramen in 3 hours!"

More talking on Orochimaru's side.

"Oh! My name's... Konata!"

Konan hangs up snickering, "Damn, is he desprate as ever."

We burst out laughing.

Kristy's P.O.V

Yay! I finally get a long point of view thingy!

Things go around, but it wasn't going to me!

I have so many great dares!

Bastards.

Hours later...

Jodie was high off of caffine pills from Zetsu's dare.

I've gone, like, twice.

"Jodie, when can I take this stupid blindfold off." Itachi growls.

"Oh yeah! Is it my turn?" Jodie laughs this insane asylum laugh that could out match Hidan's any day.

"That might've been 5 to many pills, Zetsu." I comment.

"Ok Itachi! I dare you to stand up and run to theeee... LEFT as fast as you can."

"Psh, so easy." Itachi scoffs, beginning the dare.

The Akatsuki watch in shocked silence as Itachi runs... Runs... Trips over the coffee table... Hits a wall.

Then we all burst out laughing.

"Hahaha! So totally worth it!" Jodie falls backwards.

Itachi was after her, so it skipped over to my turn.

"Pein! Truth or dare!" I giggle.

"Truth."

"What's your relationship with Konan?"

Jodie suddenly pops up behind him, "Answer the question! Bwahahahaha!"

Pein just ignores her, "We're best friends."

"awwwww." I pout.

"Me! Me! Do me next Pein! Please? Me! Me memememememeem!" Jodie begs.

She suddenly plops down next to him and the extra spark leaves.

"...So many caffine pills... Where do you get them?" She says.

"Oh cool, it finally wore off." Sasori mutters.

"Jodie, truth or dare." Pein sighs.

"Dare! I choose dare cause all you damn pansy's keep picking Truth!"

"I dare you to go kiss Tobi."

"OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!" Everyone laughs.

It was that sound whenever someone gets Owned... This was an appropriate time.

Jodie turns really red, "N-No way."

"Then drink from the cup of doom!" Pein chuckles.

"Has he taken caffine pills too?" I whisper to Konan.

She nods, "To keep from leaving the game."

"I'd rather wear the cone of shame!" Jodie snaps back.

"There is no cone of shame!" Pein snaps back. "So go drink, or kiss Tobi!"

Jodie starts muttering a million cuss words under her breath, then snatches some caffine pills from off the counter.

"Anything I do now, CANNOT and WILL NOT be used against me!" She pops, like, 15 pills in her mouth.

Her face turns red and she gets this goofy smile on her face.

"HI EVERYBODY!" She waves.

"Think we could use this to our advantage, un?" Deidara chuckles.

"Possibly." Lanie glances back at Jodie who was saying something about it being hot.

"Is the game over?" Kakuzu looks up, still wearing the dress and counting his money.

Yes, I said dress.

"Yep! Now it's time to mess with caffenated Jodie!" I hop to my feet. "...Where'd she go?"

"Hey guys! Aren't you hot? I am! We should get an AC!" Jodie bounces into the room wearing only a skirt with the Akatsuki symbol and a black-lace bra. "We could have a photo shoot! But do we have a camera? Can't have a photoshoot without a camera! Then it'd be a bunch of nicely dressed people posing for nothing!'

She trips over her own two feet.

"Ow!" She rolls over and sits like a dog next to Zetsu. "Woof woof! Hahahah!"

Zetsu pats her head, "Good dog."

She crawls off, licking things she probably shouldn't be.(chairs, table legs, mold, etc.)