Jodie's P.O.V
When I wake up in the morning... I was surprised.
"..." I poke the girl in Tobi's bed.
She had long black hair and a ribbon somehow tied in.
"Hey! Hey! Kristy!" I call her over. "Whoes this?"
"I dunno." She pokes the girl.
"Wakey! Wakey!" I shake the girl.
The girls eyes flutter open and she smiles, "Morning Jodie-chan!"
Kristy looks dejected.
"Ahem." I cough and gesture to her.
"You to Kristy!"
"Who are you and what have you done with our room mate!"
Tobi pauses and catches himself in the mirror, "What the FUCK did you do to me?" He says in a different voice.
Kristy seemed totally unfazed, but I was SHOCKED.
"What happened to your voice...?" I question.
"What do you mean?" Tobi giggles.
"You-Your voice and whole additude just changed!"
"No it didn't."
"Buuuut I juuust saaaaw?"
"Saw what?"
"..." I face palms. "I'm confused."
"Your so mean to her." Kristy giggles. "Tell her!"
"Tell me what?" I perk up.
"Nothing." Tobi throws a pillow at me.
"..." The pillow hits me in the face. "Tell me!"
"Tell you what?"
"Whatever Kristy's talking about!" I whine. "Toobiiii! Tell me! ...Wait, why're you a girl?"
Shrug.
"I wonder if the others are girls?" I ponder. "But first, tell me! You told Kristy!"
"Not exactly!" Kristy laughs nervously. "It was in the anime!"
"Pft! Ha-Psh! No wonder I don't know, I only got passed Sasori's death!" I throw my hands up. "Now tell me, bitch!"
"Nu-uh, he's gotta tell you." She points at Tobi.
I pout and search my mind for hints.
I come up with nothing.
I sit in Tobi's lap and wrap my arms around his neck, "Whhyyyy wooon't yooouuuu telllll meeee?"
"..."
"Whhhyyyyy Toooobbiiiiiiii?"
"..."
"Tooooobiiiiiii! It's not like it would change my fangirl rate!"
"..."
"TOBI."
Tobi sighs in defeat as screams erupt from the hallway.
"If I tell you, will you stop?"
"Yeah."
"I'm Madara Uchiha."
3...2...1...
"OMG REALLY!"
He(she) nods.
"Ok, I'll question later! Time to investigate!" I dash out the room...
...Right into a BUSTY Pein.
I fall back laughing.
"Oh shut up." He glares. "Did you do this?"
"I wish!" I get up. "I'm just here to investigate!"
"No! Mine are bigger!" Lanie hisses at Deidara.
"No! Mine are, un!" He snaps back.
"I can solve this!" I run up to them. "Mine are bigger!"
"..."
They both burst out laughing.
"What? Hey! Stop laughing bastards!" I whine.
"I find it weird that the more femenine looking members didn't change as much." Kristy jokes, leaving the room.
"CoffDeidaraandItachiCOFF!COFF!" I giggle.
Cue death glares.
"So... Everyone's a girl?" Lanie states the obvious.
"Yes." Pein pinches the bridge of his nose. "What kinda shit is this?"
"It's crazy shit!" I cackle.
"Any ideas on how to fix this?"
Nothing.
"We should exploit this!" Lanie announces. "We could create our own stripper calender!"
"I call Ms. October!" I cheer.
So, we set up the whole photoshoot(after convincing Kakuzu we could make a lot of money off of it) and chose who would be which month.
"Ok... So there's one for each of us!" Kristy does the math. "Who wants Januray?"
No takers.
"Itachi! Thanks for volunteering!" I tug him into the changing room.
He growls at me as I show him the outfit.
"Come on! It's not that bad!"
After some arguing, fighting, tackling, and cursing, I get him into the mini blue dress, red tights, and white knee-high boots. Each piece had a star on it.
"Now for the hair..." I mumble.
"No. Your NOT touching my hair." Itachi warns.
"Fine." I bring him out for all to see.
And there were laughs.
I pose him on a motorcycle with some sparklers in his hands.
He kept trying to pull the dress down.
"Now stay!" I move out the way so Konan could take the photo's.
Next was Sasori, cause he's a red head.
There was even more arguing and fighting before I got him into the blue skinny jeans, and a red shirt that tied at the bottom so his stomach(and some chest) was revealed.
"I. Hate. You." He growls.
I curl his hair.
I pose him laying down on the floor, surronded by flower petals.
I dump some cold water at him, making him shoot up and attack me once again.
After 5 minutes, I position him again and let Konan get some close up pictures.
"Who March be?" Lanie mutters.
"Zetsu!" Kristy laughs. "For Saint Patricks day, ya know?"
Zetsu hid from us for a good hour before we managed to get him outfitted and his hair done.
He wore a green shirt with only one sleeve, and a super mini skirt(black). I put him in green lipstick for extra measure.
His hair was... Sex-hair.
LOL.
We pose him standing up in a very cute pose.
"Are we really doing this, un?" Deidara mutters.
"April... What's April like?" I mumble.
"Isn't Easter in April?" Lanie remembers. "Who goes with Easter?"
...
"Tobi?" Kristy whispers.
We start speaking in whispers before we finally come up with a conlusion for everyone else.
"Tobi! Come get changed!" I start dragging him into the changing room.
He reaally didn't wanna come in this room.
I get on good tug and send us both tumbling to the ground.
I close and lock the door and grab the outfit in one quick movement.
"I am NOT putting that on." Madara growls.
"Oh yes you are! Your Ms. April!" I snap.
I turn on the music, singing along, ignoring whatever he has to say.
I sit on his back and literally cut his clothes off.
He was screeching at me the whole time... Hm, guess being a girl made him weaker.
...Fucking sexist Anime-Gods...
And again, this felt SO WRONG.
"Then a shadow crossed his mind!" I sing. "What it takes to come alive~!"
I managa to get the corset on, now I just had to tie it.
I pull tightly on the strings and lace the back of the shirt. I'd do the front last.
He(she?) manages to knock me off for a split second.
I tackle him back to the ground(guess I'm doing the front now) I sloppily lace it up and stand back to admire my work.
"Heh... I'm goood." I chuckle to myself.
"Bitch," Madara grumbles.
"Eh? Where'd the other part go?" I search the room for the rest of the outfit.
I find the skirt under the desk, the gloves in the lamp, the shoes in the fish tank, and the leggings on the ceiling fan.
"Now be a good boy and put the rest on!" I snap.
"Nope." He says stubbornly.
"Oh come on! Everyone will and did do it!" I huff.
"No."
"Ugh! So stubborn!" I throw the shoes down. "Put the damn leggings on!"
More fighting to get the leggings and skirt on.
"There, now put the gloves and shoes on, and we can call it a day." I block the door.
"Gloves. No shoes." He growls.
"Fine."
"Now for the hair.." I add.
"I'm out." Madara glares.
"Oh come on! What is with you Uchiha's and your hair?"
After some persuading, I snatch his mask away and do his bangs so you couldn't see his face without straining your neck.
"LET'S GO!"
Lanie's P.O.V
haah! This is to fun!
So, Hidan was Ms. May.
Deidara was Ms. June.
Kakuzu was Ms. July.
Kisame was Ms. August.
Pein was Ms. Septmeber.
Jodie was Ms. October.
Kristy was Ms. November.
And I was Ms. DECEMBER!
So we around and do some back alley sales, and call it a day.