Wassup people? The chunk of this is a tribute to Good boy-chan and yes, you CAN get a copy of that calender! XD I'm working on it right now.

Lanie's P.O.V

Jodie was trying to convince me to pray to the anime gods with her.

Oh gosh.

"Blashpemy! There are no anime gods, Jashin is the only god!" Hidan preaches her.

"To you. I believe in many gods! Pengvin, Jashin, The God, Pein, Anime gods... Um.. Who else?" Jodie does that neck roll thing.

I drag her to the waterfall and she shows me how to pray to these 'Anime Gods'.

"Well you damned gods, Lanie has something to say to you!" Jodie announces.

I take a deep breath, "This fucking adventure SUCKS ASS. I don't want the loves of my life in girl form! Send us on a real adventure! Let's have the 4th great ninja war happen! Let's go fangirl on Konoha! SOMETHING!"

Jodie gives me a thumbs up.

"Now please, fix the Akatsuki and send us on an adventure!"

A very strong wind blows past us.

And I mean strong.

Jodie goes toppling over the side and into the water.

"That looks like fun." I comment, then jump over the side with her.

I splash right next to her and we have a big fat awesome splash fight!

Damn fake gods... There's no anime gods!

A bird attacks my face, dropping a piece of paper.

"Oww..." I whine. "My face."

Jodie laughs and reads the note.

"Oh... It's a cure for there femeninism!" She grumbles. "Let's have some fun, THEN change them back!"

When we walk into the base, the first thing I'm greeted with is:

"WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK! MY **** IS BLEEDING!" Hidan screams.

Jodie collapses on the floor in a fit of laughter.

"Did Hidan just s-say what I think he said?" Kristy covers her mouth. "Oh my god."

She bursts into laughter also.

"You guys laugh now, but your gonna be the ones to tell them about it." I add smugly.

"AHAHAH! YOU WISH! Thats real funny, Lanie!" Jodie throws a couch pillow at me.

There's soon complaints and questions on why the Akatsuki were bleeding "down there".

"ITS VIDEO TIME!" Jodie poses in her super girl hallowen costume. "See Lanie? I told you the video would come in handy."

"How was I spose to know the Akatsuki would end up getting there periods?" I huff. "Even YOU weren't expecting that!"

"Well you are a non-anime god worshiper."

"They're not real thats why!"

"Suuure."

So we show them the video, and we possibly traumatized them cause Jodie didn't get the "school version".

After THAT mess, we end up having to go to the store.

"In hindsight," Kristy sighs. "We prpobably should've went to the store first."

"Yeah..." I agree.

We lead the guys to the "feminine" section of the floor and get BIG BOX of pads and a BIG BOX of tampons.

"I thank thee, anime gods for this halariouis moment!" Jodie cackles.

"Shut up, un! It's not fucking funny!" Deidara hits her over the head.

"It actualy is! Hmm... Anime gods I have another wish slash demand! Would you mind-"

"DON'T YOU DARE, JODIE!" I tackle her to the ground.

"FINE! YOU KNOW YOU WERE CURIOUS!"

So we head back to the base with bags of pillows, sleeping bags, and food.

"Konan!" I gasp. "Your still a girl!"

"Haha, very funny." Konan pats my head.

"Lanie stole my line..." Jodie pouts, flopping on the couch.

"What's all that?" Pein points.

"It's for our slumber party!" Jodie explains. "C'mon, bring the others in here! It's getting dark!"

"Slumber... Party?"

"It's a teenage girl thing."

"We're not girls."

"Look. While your girls you will do teenage girl things with us-Me, Konan, Lanie, and Kristy- and when your boys, we'll do teenage boy stuff."

They whisper for a bit, then finally agree.

"EVERYONE GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE OR I'LL RIP OUT OUR TOUNGES AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!"

"Ripping out tounges..." Jodie mumbles, dumping out sleeping bags and pillows. "Thanks for the new threat!"

The Akatsuki gather around, giving us weird looks.

"Ok, so. Apparently, we're having a slumber party." Pein explains. "Do whatever reasonable thing they say to do."

"O...K...?" Sasori stares. "What first?"

"Pizza making contest!" Kristy announces. "Best pizza wins!"

So we each made a small pizza, varying from pepporni, to anchovies, to weird toppings(like flesh or olives).

"I looove pizza..." I sigh. "I just can't get enough of it."

Konan starts playing with the left over dough with Kristy.

They rolled them into balls, and started throwing them at people.

Then we started throwing PIZZA.

Boooy, was Kuzu mad.

"They need girl names." Jodie says out of the blue.

"For, un?" Deidara narrows his eyes.

"Cause you have boy names at the time... Dei-chan."

"Oo! Oo! I wanna name someone!" Kristy laughs. "Hmmm, Kakuzu can beee... Zuzu-chan!"

Jodie does a spit-take and starts laughing.

"Zetsu can be Zetzina!" I announce. "And Itachi can be... Itara!"

"Stop stealing all the names!" Jodie snaps, then pauses to think.

"Sasori can be Sori!" Kristy teases. "Aaand-"

"PEIN SHALL BE PENNY!" Jodie announces.

More laughs.

"Oh! And Hidan can Hidonna!"

"Your stealing from Madonna!" I point out.

"SO!"

"Kisha can be Kisame-"

"Now your stealing from Kesha."

"And last but not least, Tobi shall be named Tobina!"

"Oh yeah, sooo original." Kristy rolls her eyes.

"Got anything better?"

"Nope," She clicks her tounge.

"What now?" Kisame sighs.

"We can play Twister?" Kristy holds up the game.

So we set up the mat, and lemme tell you, it is HARD to play Twister with 10 other people.

Zetsu decieded to spin, cause... He didn't like Twister.

Said it was too complicated.

So, 5 minutes into the game everyone was twisted into a big knot.

"Why am I on the bottom?" Jodie whines, being the smallest of the group.

The doorbell rings, "Delivery!"

"..." Everyone just stares annoyed at what they could.

Zetsu answers the door, letting in a 3 person ambush.

The three ninja just stare at our twisted form.

"Stop staring and spin the spinner!" Itachi hisses.

Sakura does so awkwardly, "Left foot green."

"Of course."

"How did so many people fit on a board?" Naruto questions.

"We don't." I huff.

Sai stares for a few seconds, then stands on Pein's and Kakuzu's back.

The whole thing just dog piles on Jodie.

"OMG OWWWWWWWW!" Jodie kicks and screams. "GET OFF! OWW!"

We laugh, roll of her, and kick the ninja out.

"You guys are fat." Jodie huffs. "You gained weight when you switched genders."

"Oh, it might be these, un," Deidara teases, squeezing his chest.

"Oh! And this too." Hidan pats his butt.

"Oh hush." Kristy whines. "Girls aren't all that fat."

"They're just jealous... Espiecially Hidonna cause he's flat chested." I tease.

"EXCUSE ME!" Hidan throws the Twister board at me.

I dodge and laugh.

"what to play now?" Pein says, getting into things.

"First, drink 3 bottles of sake." Jodie instructs, passing out bottles. "Everyone."

So we drink up, getting a slight buzz.

"Ok! Let's play Strip Go Fish!" She claps her hands.

"Strip Go Fish?" Sasori huffs.

"She can't play Poker." I explain. "She sucks at it."

We sit in a circle and Kristy passes out the cards, and we start.

(10 Minutes later)

So, everyone was either shirt- and -pants-less or totally topless.

What a game.

"Hidonna's showing off her flat-chest," I whisper to no one in particular.

"Shhhut up!" Hidan snaps back.

"Make me!"

"This is getting to girly." Jodie comments as Kristy brings out the nail polish.

"But the Akatsuki already paint their nails." Kristy protests. "So it's neutral!"

At the reminder of this, the three of us burst out laughing.

"Oh man! First a ninja wearing orange, then a half snake dude." Jodie holds her stomach.

"Now the main antagonists are wearing nail polish!" I finish.

I paint nails, Kristy does make up, and Jodie supervises.

We all turn on her, she had no make up or nail polish.

She notices the scary aura and starts backing away.

"AHH! IT BURRNS!" She screams as Deidara pins her down and let's Konan do her make up. "FUCKING EVIL!"

Hidan paints her right-foot nails black, Sasori paints her left-foot nails green, Kakuzu paints her right-hand nails blue, and Pein paints her left-hand nails red.

"HELP! I'M BEING RAPED!" She cries out, running out of curse words. "BY GNEDER CONFUSED GIRLS!"

Deidara thunks her forehead and starts applying lipstick.

Tobi got bored and deiceded to take over the make up.

When we're done, we let her free to stare at herself in the mirror.

"I feel like I got barfed on by a rainbow." She chuckles.

"Feisty, arentcha, un?" Deidara teases.

"Maaaybe."

We start screwing with each others hair while sitting in a conga line, having girl talk.

"I can't believe this world dosen't have Magazines! It's horrible!" Kristy huffs, braiding Deidara's hair.

"You just wanna check out celeberty gossip." Jodie scoffs, straightening Itachi's hair.

"And you just wanna check out the latest yaoi manga."

"Touche."

"I think they have that stuff here." Konan comments. "Over at that big ass book store. Go in the 'For Girls' section."

"Oh cool, thanks Konan!"

"Hey! Zuzu-chan! How did you get so tall?" I question.

"Ate my veggies and laid off the coffee." Kakuzu smirks.

"Looks like I'm staying short forever, then!" Jodie smacks her forehead. "Those are two things I CAN'T do."

We laugh at this.

Gosh... Who knew the Akatsuki could be so nice?

It might be the sake, but still.

We change into our PJ's(consisting of shorts and maybe a button up shirt) and get in the sleeping bags.

"Night, guys." Kristy yawns. "Or girls. Either way."

She gets a chorus of 'good-nights' and we go silent.

For about 10 seconds.

'I see you. Can you see me?' A male voice whispers.

We just sit in shock at the voice.

Oh. My. God.

'Hello! Glad to see that your awake!' The guy greets.

"IT'S THE ANIME GOD!" Jodie shrieks.

'What? No! Are you some kinda idiot? What's anime anyways?'

"Ugh, its one of those mean ghosts."

Gasp! Who is it! And again, thanks to goodboy-chan for all the reviews and the idea for this chapter! ..hehe, if only I could've turned them back then... But I gotta PLAN! I'm the (wo)MAN with the PLAN!