Kristy's P.O.V
"Oh my god." I stare. "Minato. Is in. Our house."
"I thought he died trying to seal Kyubii-kun?" Jodie mutters.
'I'm a ghost.' Minato grumbles. 'I'm haunting you!'
"For?" Pein glances up at the transparent figure.
'For the bastard who killed me, that's who!'
We all look around like clueless idiots.
'Him! The one in the mask!' Minato points, annoyed.
"...Tobi, un?" Deidara raises his eyebrow. "He isn't that old, un."
"Tobina!" I correct. "That's a girl!"
'Yes! He killed me!' Minato hisses.
"Candy-high Tobina didn't kill you, you pshyco." Jodie laughs. "And you say I'm an idiot."
CLANG!
The ghost of Minato throws a light pan at her head.
She lays on the ground unmoving.
"Oh no! You killed her!" Tobi announces. "Is Zetsu-"
Lanie glares.
"Zetzina gonna eat her?"
"That wouldn't be right." Lanie shrugs. "We're gonna bury her like good best friends and let the maggots eat her."
"WHAT THE HELL KINDA SHIT IS THAT!" Jodie sits up and throws the pot at Lanie. "When I die, I want to be blown up in an important building! Like the hokage's office!"
"Ok, ok." I shrug. "No need to get mad."
"Is Mina-ghost still here?" She sighs. "He's wasting his time."
'I know he killed me! Look! Look what he's doing!'
We turn back and stare at Tobi, cowering behind Jodie.
"I'm not to sure how this works, considering your a foot taller than me." She comments.
'But... But...'
"Your mistaken, go haunt Orochimaru." Sasori mutters.
Minato sighs, 'I guess I was wrong.'
He disapears, after throwing another pot at Jodie.
"Ow! Why does he keep throwing cooking supplies at me?" She rubs her head.
"Let's just... Go to sleep and forget this ever happened." Pein sighs, cuddling back up into his pillow.
"Yeahhh, let's do that..."
I couldn't fall asleep though.
I layed there a few seconds more, before sitting up and getting a midnight snack.
We didn't really eat much pizza.
After searching the fridge, freezer, cabnets, and deep freezer, I settle on a Fruit Roll-up.
I glance back then freeze.
I turn fully around and stare at Jodie and Tobi(Tobina?) cuddled together in there sleep.
Ahhh, how cute.
Clueless lovers.
THE NEXT MORNING...
Jodie's P.O.V
Hahaha! It's in my epic point of view once again.
Mmkay, time to wake up.
..No...wait... Few more seconds... Ok, now I'm up.
I try to sit up, but totally fail because of some extra weight.
Tobi was basically using me as a pillow.
"Why does everyone want to smush the smallest person?" I whisper, pushing him off. "V for victory!"
Stupid Sakura got that in my head!
Deidara sticks out his foot, and I go crashing down.
Oh screw this, I'm going to sleep.
"Jodie, un?" He pokes me. "You still alive?"
"Yeah." I grunt.
"Awww."
SMACK.
"WHAT THE FUCK, UN!"
"You tried to kill me!"
"I was kidding, un!"
"And? That still hurt..."
Deidara pats my head, "Sure it did, un."
"Ghoooost."
Minato is back.
'That's it! I know that bitch killed me!' He roars.
"...Tobina's sleep." I point.
Well that just pisses him off more.
"Peiiin, Minato's back!" Lanie whines. "Make him shut up! I'm sleeping!"
Ghosts get pissed off so fast...
He roars and starts after the now awake Tobi.
"RUN TOBI! RUN!" Lanie laughs, falling back. "Jodie's after you!"
Tobi is up and running.
"Psh! Pft! Hey!" I protest. "That's mean!"
"Who you gonna call?" Lanie whispers loud enough for everyone to hear.
"GHOST BUSTERS!" Kristy bursts in with the vacum cleaner.
She sucks up Minato and calls it a day.
"That joke is offcialy dead." Kakuzu chuckles.
"Hey!" Kristy grumbles, then whispers something to Lanie giggling.
"Excuse me!" Kakuzu hisses.
"Kakuzu's a-" Lanie jumps up. "Big booty bitch! I got big booty bitches!"
Kakuzu lashes out at her and wraps his tentacles around her.
"Hahaha! So worth it!"
"I like, red flavored Kool-Aid!" I announce.
Everyone just stares.
"You mean... Cherry?" Kisame stares.
"Nooo, I mean red flavor."
More stares.
"It's called cherry, un."
"No, it's called red."
"Cherry, un."
"FUCKING RED FLAVORED KOOL-AID! SCREW CHERRY FLAVOR!" I storm off.
"...Well then, un."
"My back hurts." I grumble, sitting in Pein's lap.
"Who cares?" Lanie comments, with her head in my lap and her feet on Kristy.
"That's what happens when you fall out the bed." Kristy comments.
"Who asked you two?" I grumble.
"Would you get off my lap?" Pein mutters.
"Sorry Penny, your to comfy." I shrug.
He(she?) says something under his breath that I couldn't hear.