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Entry four

Today at work I did something that I never thought I would do. I told off my boss. It's not that he really deserved it, it's just that he was really annoying me by asking if I was still going to the psychiatrist he asked me to. I know that he's just concerned about me, but it's not like he really knows me. I mean, it's like he just assumes that I need help! I don't think I'm insane; or at least not any more than any other nation.

For example, let's look at what I had to deal with while growing up. There was France as my Papa. Not that he really did much in that role. For the most part he was and still is an alcoholic, lustful narcissist who spent as much time with me as he did trying to get into England's pants. Then there was England himself, who I would say is the least sane of our "family." Not only is he a neglectful, abusive, hypocrite, but I'm pretty sure he's also schizophrenic. I mean, how else do you explain his friend Flying Mint Bunny? Maybe he's the one who should be being told to go visit a psychiatrist. Lastly, there's my brother America. His issues are the fact that he is and egotistical idiot who has a hero complex. This would not be too bad if it was not for the fact that he can't do anything without getting attention. He doesn't realize just how lucky he is.

Seriously, if someone wants to know what my problem is, just look at who I'm related to, and if they have half a brain they'll get what I'm talking about.

With maple syrup,

Matthew (Canada) Williams

"Sheesh, talk about family issues," Denmark said only to turn to the other Nordics and continue, "Glad we don't have that problem right," which in returned caused Norway to call him an idiot and Iceland to face-palm.

"Iggy, is it a bad thing to like being a hero?"America asked a little concerned about what his brother actually thinks about him.

"Psst, if you ask me, I think half of all those characteristics are his imagination. I know for a fact that I am not abusive, or a hypocrite and Flying Mint Bunny is too real!" England replied indignantly as several of his ex-colonies gave him an 'are you serious' look.

Perhaps we should stop reading this, if it is making people so angry, non?" France asked.

"But it's so interesting! Keep reading," Hungary said, wielding her frying pan for the last part.

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