A/N; Not really a chapter, but a few omakes I wrote awhile back. This first one was based upon a drawing on Deviantart by Rananieida. It was a picture of Neah chasing Tyki's tease, which was where this little random thing came from.

The second one…I don't even know, but it's funny enough.

DGM belongs to Hoshina, as usual.

* Tyki-pon is what the Earl usually calls Tyki. It means Tyki-pet pretty much.

BUTTERFLIES ~Omake 1~

If it wasn't Rhode or Sheryl, or anybody else in the current Clan of Noah…then it was rampant insomnia. This time…his reasoning for being awake this night was much more…odd. Not that his family wasn't odd…but this was just…he couldn't even begin to describe how odd it was.

"Neah…what are you doing…" The host of Noah's Pleasure drawled, his cigarette hanging from his lips, the cancer stick slowly burning itself into nothingness. It had been like this ever since Allen Walker had joined their family after his escape from the Order. He had offered to share his body with Neah…and whenever that happened, it was just…psychotic.

"Catchin' your tease golems, *Tyki-pon," the formerly exiled Fourteenth Noah trilled. He and Allen switched whenever he grew bored with putting his cute nephew's body through the works, leaving Allen to clean up whatever mess with Fourteenth left behind in his wake. Usually it was calming somebody in the family down from wanting to strangle the insufferable creature…but at least Neah had reconciled with the Earl, for now…and together the two plotted the demise of the Order who had hurt their family member so much.

It was no wonder after Neah had spent so long in basically solitary confinement inside of Allen's mind that the man would have gone psychotic. Speaking of psychotic men…

Neah lunged passed Tyki, swinging his butterfly net at several of Tyki's tease floating around in the area. After…harassing Tyki awake to release his tease, Neah then proceeded to try to capture them. "COME BACK HERE, BUTTERFLIES." The man shrieked, succeeding in only…capturing Tyki in his net. "Ooh. I caught a Tyki-pon! A sexy one at that." Neah removed the net, swiping a finger under Tyki chin. "Ooooh lalala…no wonder my cute nephew has a thing for you….you do kind of look like me…I after all, am a gorgeous creature."

Tyki twitched at the sudden touch, and since Neah had done it with Allen's innocent left arm, there had been no escaping it…however, the sheer mention of that boy having a thing for him…seemed to pique his attention. "Oh really, now? Do tell…"

Neah was already returning to his tease hunt, however. "Butterfliiiiiieees. Come here. I GOT YOU." Not really. The tease had eaten its way out of the net. This caused Neah to pull the holy net to his face, shove his hand through it and look accusingly at Tyki. "Look at what your tease did. LOOK AT IT." He then proceeded to shove the broken net over Tyki's head in an annoyed fuss, then crossed his arms in a huff. "Tyki-pon. Since my form of entertainment has just ended…entertain me. Do it. Now."

Tyki twitched in annoyance yet again, and returned his tease from whence they came, which was inside of his body. "No, Neah." He rubbed his head, sighing. "I have a headache now….I'm going back to bed. Go bother Rhode…" He turned, and began walking down the halls of the Earl's manor to return to his bedroom. "I'm surrounded by idiots…"

"Tyki-poooon!" Tyki suddenly felt the impact of Neah's body against his back, and his arms around his neck. "Ack. Neah. What are you doing now?"

"Helping my clueless little nephew, that's what," The Fourteenth Neah stated in an eerily calm voice.

"I…see…" Tyki turned his head to gaze at Neah, contemplating on how to kill the annoying thing…or at least allow him to get some sleep that night. He really should have been worried about the tone of voice, but he just wanted to go back to bed.

Turning his head wasn't the best idea, as Neah suddenly smiled pleasantly, and then planted his lips onto Tyki's, at the same time switching body control back to Allen. "Your tuuuuurn, nephew dear."

When Allen regained control of his body, he was wrapped around Tyki, kissing him. His eyes widened to the size of dinner plates and he let go with a squawk, falling to the floor with a soft thump. His face was a shade brighter than even General Cross's hair. "Tyki! What are you doing!" The teenager squawked. So that was two Noah who've kissed him now…

"What am I doing? Ask your uncle that, shounen," Tyki drawled, in a slight daze, his fingers pressed to his lips, as if savoring that one kiss. He would have to make sure to thank Neah later for this…

"Oh…uh…I'll have an uh…talk to with him…later," Allen scrambled back to his feet, and fled down the hall in all his embarrassed glory. "Good night, Tyki."

"Good night, Shounen."

A good night indeed.

Neah Strikes Again ~Omake 2~

"Oooo lala…I'm so sexy," Neah drawled, posing at the mirror he was facing after a rather long and hot shower. After being locked away for so long inside the recesses of Allen's subconscious mind; showering and bathing was one of his favorite things to do. The 14th mostly retained Allen Walker's appearance now that the two had merged and were sharing their one body, he still saw himself as a sexy beast. The best of both males had been melded together; Neah's dark hair, the ashen Noah skin, Allen's lovely eyes…well eye. He retained the curse upon his left eye, so it had stayed silver while the other one was golden like a Noah's. It was proof that Allen was still there.

Neah spun in a circle, inspecting every bathrobed angle he could, before a devious smirk crossed his features. He rather liked Tyki...so the man he liked best certainly was the best for his adorable nephew, wasn't he? Of course! Posing once more in front of the mirror, Neah whistled at himself before stepping from the Ark in front of Tyki's rooms. He modified his voice to sound far more like Allen's and entered the room. "Oh Tyki…I'm bored. Care for a game of poker?"

Tyki glanced up from the novel he was reading, and was met with an interesting sight of shounen in a bathrobe. The book fell between his hands in shock at the appearance of the Musician. Then he regained his composure and picked up his book, but closed it. "Shounen…what brings you here…" He drawled, managing to look at his face and not…downward at everything else. It was incredibly hard to do so, however.

Tyki's self-control began to fray as 'Allen' plopped himself into Tyki's lap, giving him this look that could only be described as…innocently sexy. "Pleeeease? Just one round; strip poker."

"But you're…ah…only wearing a bathrobe. It wouldn't be…fair…" Tyki was having even more of a hard time concentrating on things now that 'Allen' was in his lap.

"I cheat anyway," 'Allen' stated boredly, beaming at Tyki. He moved his lips closer to the Noah of Pleasure's ear, and whispered. "You can punish me anyway you wish if you catch me cheating, Tyki-pon."

Tyki-pon…that did it. Tyki coughed lightly into his gloved hand, and phased out of the chair to leave Allen sitting in it on his own. "Neah…if I may ask…what are you doing?"

Neah sighed, leaning back in the chair, then smirked and began undoing the robe. "Undressing now, Tyki-pon…" His eye wandered down to where no eyes should be wandering. "I know you want me…I know you want Allen." The Noah purred seductively, slowly untying the robe…

Tyki lunged at Neah, in an attempt to make him stop. Sherly would murder him if he did /that/ with his /nephew./ Apparently Sheryl had taken a liking to Allen, and adopted him into his own family. It was a good thing to do because Allen, to stay out of the searching eye of the Order had changed his last name to Kamelot, the adopted son of Prime Minister Sheryl Kamelot.

"Neah." Tyki stated in an exasperated voice, as he pinned Neah down on the floor, clicking his tongue in annoyance. "Would you /stop/ already?" The male fell backwards as Neah leaned upwards and pecked him on the nose, and giggled.

Neah was back on his feet, now removing his robe and dropped it onto the floor. Using his foot, he kicked the 'offending' material back, opening a gate to the Ark as well to make it fall in, and then closed the door. "Oops."

With that done, Neah grinned, and switched back to being Allen. "Oh cute nephew of miiiiiine. Enjoy your Tyki-pon."

Allen's eyes flickered open and he stared down at Tyki. "Uhh…hi."

Tyki calmly facepalmed and chucked some of his clothing at Allen, twitching and forcing himself not to look.

It was inconvenient because Sheryl had just burst into the room to bother his brother…and found Allen half-naked. An angry shriek burst from the man's mouth. "TYKI WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CUTE SON?"

Tyki facepalmed yet again, and glanced back slowly at a slowly fuming Sheryl, whom had latched onto Allen and was glaring daggers at him, muttering about ungrateful brothers violating their cute nephews.

Tyki made a mental note to put a lock on his bedroom door…although some part of him was pleased to have been able to see shounen naked.

A/N; Ffh. Poor Tyki is the brunt of everything. And Neah, when he's in a playful mood enjoys trying to push Allen and Tyki together. He wuffles his nephew.

Neah just can't keep his pants on in this…his erm bathrobe, can he? Silly boy.