A/N; Taking a little break from the plot. Need to get my muse working against. It's being uncooperative. So. Here's two more omakes for you.
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The Missing Hat Omake 3
"Where is it?" The howl came from the Earl, and it was very unlike him to be howling this early in the morning. Actually, it was very unlike him to be howling at all. The howls soon turned to screeches, which then turned more shriek-like and finally into a sob.
This had the Clan of Noah very disturbed, but only Tyki and Rhode took the plunge of going to check on the Earl along with Allen Walker. Tyki and Allen shared their room, so wherever Tyki was going that early in the morning after prying the sleeping teen from his position of cuddled up against him, he went.
They all looked sleepy, most of all Tyki and Allen were by far the most sleepy looking. They had apparently had a very…interesting night of…stuff. It wasn't a big secret that they slept together, so nobody thought to ask why the looked so sleepy. Well, it could have also been the fact that it was five in the morning. The Earl usually pulled all-nighters creating new Akuma; so he must have been sleeping the night before.
Allen delicately knocked on the door, and was shocked to find that it suddenly fell inward. The three peered it, and watched the Earl fling stuff around his own bedroom, mostly just Akuma parts, but his bed was on the other side of the room, upside-down. He wore closed-toed pajamas, in the loveliest shade of red imaginable; pink.
The three didn't very well hide their snickers from the Earl because he suddenly whirled on them, one eye crazily twitching. "Which one of you took it." he suddenly jabbed a finger at Allen. "Neah? Did you take it?"
"I'm Allen, Earl-sama…"
"I bet you did take it, Neah. Where is it? Where? Tell me. Now."
"Still Allen. Neah's lucky and gets to stay asleep…" Allen muttered darkly, when the Earl suddenly had him by the shoulders. "Where is it? Give it back. Give. It. Back!"
"Give what back?"
"You know what. You know what, Neah Walker." The Earl babbled, releasing Allen and then turning on Tyki. "Tyki-pon. Did you take it?" Tyki hadn't heard him, for he was now leaning against Allen's shoulder, dozing. The Earl's voice rose in pitch and volume. "Tyki-pon? Did you take it?"
One eye flipped open sleepily, and Tyki shook his head no.
Rhode was the final one to be interrogated by the Millennium Earl, and he was standing in front of her with his face all up in hers. "You like taking my stuff, like Lero. I bet you took it, Rhode. You're grounded!" The Earl hollered, pointing at Rhode. "Bad Rhode. Stealing stuff from the Earl…where is it."
At that moment, all three were quite fed up with the Earl's hollering at five in the morning, which absolutely no idea what he was talking about. They twitched, before their voices rose in unison. "What the hell are you talking about?"
The Earl stopped for a moment, and then in a serious voice stated. "My hat. It's gone. It should be on that hat rack over there!" He pointed to the rack in question currently imbedded in a wall, with multiple hats hanging from it and littering the floor. "And not those hats. My hat. My /favorite/ hat."
Allen calmly sighed and placed his hand over his face, and then pointed with the other at the Earl's head. "Earl-sama. It's on your head."
Yes, there is was. The Earl's hat. Resting on top of his head. How he'd not noticed it is a mystery. Somehow, he must have fallen asleep with it on…or something. Who knew.
The Earl was suddenly tackling Allen to the ground, and clinging tightly to the boy. "Allen-pon! You found it! My hat! You're my hero!"
"Get off me!" Allen squeaked, being crushed beneath the Earl's massive weight.
Tyki and Rhode had returned to bed before the Earl noticed there were there and further prevented their sleep. No way in hell where they getting between the Earl and his 'hero."
Another Komurin Disaster Omake 4
Allen twitched in horror at what had been done to the inside of his Ark. The once white city had been painted a myriad of colors. In fact, it looked like a rainbow puked all over the city. Neah was in just as much of a shock as he was, and was fuming in all his annoyed rage at who had done this.
A drop of neon orange paint dripped onto Allen's head and he glanced up at another one of Komui's giant robots and twitched again. He had suffered so many times at the hands of these crazy robots that it wasn't even funny anymore. Well, it was still funny…just not to him. Or Neah for that matter.
Komui was perched on top of the robot's head; painting a spot of white he'd missed a lovely shade of red. "Welcome back, Allen-kun. Did you enjoy your date with Tyki?" Komui was completely alright with Allen's relationship with Tyki; to him it meant that he'd keep his filthy hands off of his sister. Oh, if only he knew that Lavi was the one with a thing for the female.
Allen colored red, and scowled up at him in annoyance. "It wasn't a date! We went out to play some poker with some friends of his." With friends of his meaning the group that Tyki normally hung around with, although he'd kept his true identity secret. It was the only way he really could keep his eye on them without telling them about who he really was.
"Sounds like a date to me, Allen-kun," Komui chimed, painting another missed spot on a wall, this time with a light shade of blue. "This is Komurin the Fourth, Allen-kun. I noticed that your decorating was a bit off…it's far too white. So I created this child of mine to beautify everything white in the Ark!"
Everything white that was in the Ark? The robot was now staring at Allen's white hair with as much of a determined look that a robot could manage. "Must beautify white hair," Komurin stated, pulling out a very mean-looking paint gun. He aimed, fired, and a splash of green spread across the area that Allen was once standing in, with the white-haired boy in question fleeing down the streets.
"Get him, Komurin the Fourth! Go!" Komui screamed, pointing after the fleeing Noah. The robot began to chase Allen down the streets.
Meanwhile, Tyki took a cigarette out of his coat pocket, and lit it up before he began to follow after both boy and robot, chuckling. He'd be warned by Allen to stay away from Komui and his crazy inventions.
A splash of red erupted from behind Allen, causing him to leap into the air in shock, as he skidded around a corner, scrambling for safety. In other news, Kanda suddenly found himself painted pink when he got blasted by Komurin when Allen ran passed. The samurai twitched, and screeched foul words after the 'baka moyashi,' before he returned to his room to wash the paint off, but not after Lavi caught sight of the pink Kanda.
"Damn it…" Allen was now cornered in a blank alley way, and he had no time to conjure up a door to who knew where. His back was against a purple wall, with wet paint now painting his back purple. Komurin was loading his paint gun. The blob of light blue paint was fired. Allen suddenly squawked as Tyki's hands grabbed onto his legs and dragged him through the floor.
Tyki whistled at the panting Allen for a moment, then chuckled. He'd been a second too late. The top of Allen's head was light blue, while the rest was white. Allen's back was purple, and the front of him was splashed with red, a little bit of pink, and some green. There was a streak of orange on Allen's cheek. Tyki, however, managed to stay as gentlemanly in his appearance as ever. And Allen glared at him before smearing blue paint from his head across Tyki's face before stalking off to bathe, with Tyki following close behind. Lenalee would deal with Komui's Komurin as usual. He would deal with the rainbow puke called the Ark later…
A/N; Amused? I am. I don't even know where some of these ideas come from. 8D