Throwin' up in your laced covered undies

Kansas City, Missouri

"Hey Cole! This maybe the last time we see Laurinaitis on RAW!" King said, already knowing that he is going to get fired on RAW. He also had the meantion the fact that Triple H is reviewing him.

"I doubt it King. I think Laurinaitis is going to keep his job and be the full time GM of RAW." Cole said.

In the ring, Laurinaitis was smiling despite the loud booing from the crowd infront of him. "Unlike you guys, I'm ready for my review tonight! I am not going to lie, I did make mistakes."

The crowd kepted on booing at him. Yeah, it was already too late to get forgivness from the WWE fans. "A wise man told me, it's okay to make mistakes as long you don't make the same ones again. Tonight, I'll will be the GM of RAW and not 'interm' GM of RAW. Now then let's get on to the Elimination Chamber PPV match. There is going to be an Elimination Chamber match at the PPV. CM Punk will defend his WWE Championship in that match and his opponents are..."

This means war by Nickelback played as the theme for the Elimination Chamber. On the titration it showed CM Punk's opponents for the match. Kofi Kingston. Dolph Ziggler. The Miz. R-Truth. Chris Jericho.

"Now tonight, as requested from Ivy there will be a Diva's Championship match. It will be Ivy vs Eve. Kofi Kingston will face The Miz. Dolph Ziggler will face the Viper, Randy Orton. There will be a first time ever and I love first time ever...the World Champion Daniel Bryan vs the WWE Champion CM Punk. Now, you think-"

'Look in my eyes what do you see? The cult of personality!'

Both CM Punk and Abigail came out from backstage with microphones in their hands. CM Punk had his WWE Championship and Abigail had her WWE Diva's Championship. When they stared at Laurinaitis at the stage, they looked at each other. They started to sing the 'Goodbye' song. It went like this...

"Na, na, na, na! Na, na, na, na! Hey! Goodbye! Na, na, na, na! Na, na, na, na! Hey! Goodbye!"

As they sang the song, both of them went into the ring. As CM Punk entered the ring, Abigail jumped over the ropes to her jumping and pumped up for RAW. CM Punk walked closer infront of Laurinaitis and said, "Na, na, na, na! Na, na, na, na! Hey! Goodbye, clown shoes!"

Abigail laughed a bit when CM Punk did a little dance when he sang to him. "Punk, I think you and Ivy owe me an apology. You two thought that I was going to screw you in the WWE Championship match and I didn't. I'm a man of my word." He smiled at us, but not in a insulting way. Just a normal smile.

"An apology?" CM Punk acted like if he was going to freak out. "Ivy and I don't owe you anything, much less an apology! As for being a man of your word, your not. You're a lier! That unless being a man of your word is being on a cheap suit and being a dork."

"Both of us came for one reason and one reason only. Just to see your face one more time, Laurinaitis. Also, this is my first and last thanks to you." Abigail said, with the fans cheering for her and CM Punk.

As for CM Punk, he fake gaspped at the crowd then he turned his attention to his girlfriend. "Thanks for making the match. Eve needed this match. I know that a few weeks ago that she was going to get a Diva's Championship match, but now I gave her one tonight. Just for tonight, both of us are going to put everything aside and our minds away from Kane. I want her to give her best in this match."

"Now, since this is the last time we are going to see each other, I thought you would like to know that you have given me great enjoyment over the last couple of weeks. The way you have no idea to speak into the microphone has given me a whole lot of belly laughs. The way you trip over words and the fact that you don't have a single grasp of the english language words is fantasic." The crowd cheered louder for CM Punk.

"My favorite thing you done, Laurinaitis, is that you can suck and blow at the same time." Abigail said, followed by the 'Oooooo's' in the crowd. Even CM Punk made a face that read 'Ouch' on it.

"D'oh! And she just landed her first pipe bomb." CM Punk joked and patted Abigail on the back.

"Don't get us both wrong. We are not Triple H's biggest supporters. Both of us can not wait until he kicks your lame, sorry, tired, miserable, worthless carcass out the front door for good." He said seriously.

"Punk, Ivy. I'm not going to take what you two said personaly." Laurinaitis said, still manging to have a smile on his face.

"Yeah, you don't want to do that, Laurinaitis." Abigail sarcastically said towards him.

"Clearly, this is all about business. The board of directors is all about business. You, Ivy, and the board of directors know that I'm honest, fair, creative, and I've taken RAW and the WWE Championship to new heights." At this point while Laurinaitis said this, Abigail was almost about to laugh at him.

"On a personal note, I want to put our differences aside and start new." He held out his hand for both CM Punk and Abigail to shake one at a time.

"If you think that I'm just going shake hands with you, just because you are suddenly being nice, losing your job, and me saying thanks to you...you sir are wrong." Abigail backed away from Laurinaitis and leaned against the ropes.

"Excuse me, sir. Are you sleepy? Because the only way I'm going to shake your hand is by putting you to sleep."

Laurinaitis got the message and held out his hands. He didn't want to be put to sleep after all!

Just then, Daniel Bryan's theme played and everyone started to boo him. He came out from back stage and stood in the ring with Ivy, CM Punk, and Laurinaitis. "Hey everyone! The World Heavyweight Champion is here! Daniel Bryan!"

The crowd boo'ed once more at Daniel. "You three remember me, don't you? Let me give you guys a little insight. Nobody cares about your personal problems. While you guys are working on your little soap opera, I was busy winning a steel cage match against Mark Henry and the Big Show! I think no one understands what I did at my Royal Rumble match."

Abigail tilted her head to the side as she walked back to stand next to CM Punk. Daniel continuted with, "Mr. Laurinaitis, I know you are trying to save your job by giving this crowd a first time ever match, but no disrespect, but compared to what I went though last night...you're not exactly much of a challenge."

One of the many things Abigail liked about CM Punk is that he didn't really took disrespect from that. Of course, that was his best friend talking to him, but he really didn't. He just stood there with a smile on his face. "You're right. All I am is the best wrestler in the world." He shrugged his shoulders.

"That's great, but I'm more than just a wrestler. I'm a role model and a vegan! I don't even eat meat!" He proudly shouted out.

"I know all that, but that begs the question...What do you eat?" CM Punk asked.

"Okay, now your full of jokes?"

"Nah, I'm just asking."

"Woah there, Daniel. He wasn't here to make fun of you." Abigail said. Daniel looked at Abigail and pointed at her boyfriend, "Well, if your 'boyfriend' does anymore wise cracks, I'll just get his pipe bomb and stick it into his sunshine."

Abigail sighed and placed a hand on her forehead. "We known each other for like a decade. We're friends, right?" Daniel nodded. "Well clown shoes over here is trying to stur up trouble between us. How about we just give Kansas City the best show in the world?" CM Punk grinned at his best friend.

'It's a shame that they lost their head! A careless man who can wind up dead! You wear your sin like its some kind of prize! Too many lies! Too many lies!'

The winner of the Royal Rumble match, Sheamus came out from backstage with a grin on his face. Things were picking up, as JR would say. That was the guy who is going to pick which champion he's going to face at Wrestlemania.

"Now, I hate to break up this love fest that's going on, but I thought it was good to remind everybody that I won the 2012 Royal Rumble match!" That gave Sheamus a huge amounts of cheers for him.

"That means I can either face the World Heavyweight Champion," He pointed at Daniel Bryan. "...or the WWE Champion." He pointed at CM Punk.

"So that you won't feel so left out Laurinaitis, tonight is the night where you could be fired!" The crowd cheered at that once more. "So good luck to both of you, fellas. As for you Laurinaitis," He patted Laurinaitis on the back. "...I would love to share a great old Irish saying with ya!"

Through this whole segment, Laurinaitis was able to keep a smile on his face.

"...it goes like this: May Triple H kick you in the ass so hard, you'll be throwin' up in your laced covered undies!"