HealingWinds Notes: Its official. I'm making Vickie a diva since she doesn't wrestle that much as a manager for Dolph.
The Debate
After hearing the news about Eve getting a broken nose, which in told, Josh Matthews told her about this, Abigail arived back at CM Punk's locker room, where she was meet by Sheamus, Jacob Cass, Randy Orton, and CM Punk. She waved at them and asked, "Did you guys get my dad out of this?"
"Yeah. We promised to look after you 24/7 and a least two of us should look after you while we're traveling. I think she can come over to Smackdown with me and Sheamus." Randy said smiling at her.
"I haven't seen Uncle Jay in a while..." Abigail said slowly, rememering a person who is like a uncle to her, Christian.
Yeah, she hasn't seen Christian in a while since her last day of appearing to FCW. Christian was the one who picked her up from FCW and traveled with him for her first debut for RAW. After that, she haven't seen him then.
"Well, at least Kane will be away from you. I'll leave Randy and Sheamus to you for Smackdown." CM Punk said, hugging her.
"Hey, Punk. Don't you have that debate about the Elimination Chamber?" Jacob asked him.
"Oh yeah!" CM Punk only clapped once and looked at Abigail. "Wanna come? If Vickie is going to be with Dolph, then it'll be fair for you to go with me." He offered. Abigail nodded at him and left the locker room. Leaving the others to watch the debate from the TV in front of them.
It looked like Abigail wasn't the only one late to something, but the debate didn't start yet. In the ring, each superstar that was in RAW's Elimination Chamber match had a podium. Dolph Ziggler with Vickie, R-Truth, the Miz, Chris Jericho, and Kofi Kingston were waiting on CM Punk.
'Look in my eyes what do you see? The Cult of Personality!'
In the video that played CM Punks theme, now it had scenes and clips for both CM Punk and Abigail who were now a team together. This was decided before this episode of RAW started. They have yet to pick a name for themselfs. For now, the two walked down the ramp and to the ring where CM Punk stood infront of his podium and Abigail stood next to CM Punk.
Chris Jericho was look at the two the whole time then shoke his head at Abigail, like if she did something to disappoint him.
Abigail saw this and growled at him, but didn't do anything about it.
"Sorry I was late guys, now that we're here lets get this started!" CM Punk shouted out, then letting the crowd to cheer in reply.
King, who was in the ring and host of this debate, nodded at him and said with the microphone in hand, "Alright! Since CM Punk finally made it here I think its time to start this first ever Elimination Chamber debate started!"
The WWE fans chanted 'CM Punk!' over and over again. It sounded like they wanted CM Punk to go first. King picked up on that and looked at CM Punk, "I think we should start with CM Punk," The WWE fans cheered once more, even louder this time. "...now Punk, since you are the only champion in the chamber match the odds are stacked against you. What makes you think that you can walk out of the chamber match and still holding the WWE Championship?"
Before CM Punk would even say anything at all, there were boo's filling up the arena. That could only mean one thing...
John Laurinaitis came out with David Otunga with a smile on his face. Abigail face palmed her face, remebering now that Laurinaitis had saved himself from being fired from his job as Interm RAW GM.
"Boooooo!" CM Punk and Abigail shouted out at the same time.
Laurinaitis ingored CM Punk and Abigail saying, "Before CM Punk can answer I would like to thank the Board of Directors for letting me keep this job as Interm GM of RAW! And I would like announce a huge match right now! I think everyone would like to hear this."
He paused for a bit to let the WWE fans in suspense. He said, "Since Ivy and Vickie Guerrero are here, there will be a 8 person mixed tag team match at the main event! It will be Dolph Ziggler, Chris Jericho, the Miz, and Vickie going against the Diva's Champion Ivy, R-Truth, Kofi Kingston, and the WWE Champion CM Punk!"
King looked a bit shoked as Laurinaitis waved goodbye to the crowd and the arena to backstage. "Wow, well thank you Mr. Laurinaitis!"
Abigail however, felt pumped up for the mixed tag team match! She got to team up with CM Punk again, but with R-Truth and Kofi too! She was good friends with both superstars so she didn't felt uncomfortable with either of them in this match.
"Now Punk, I think we were talking about how the odds are not in your favor in the chamber match." King repeated.
CM Punk nodded at him, "Well thank you Jerry! I will like to say 3 things right now! The first of all, to you!" He pointed at the crowd. "I give my word that there will be no violence in this debate!" The WWE fans booed at this statement. They did wanted to see violence! This got a chuckle out of Abigail.
"I'm trying to have a classy debate here. The second thing I want to talk about is Snicklefritz back here," He pointed at backstage where the Interm RAW GM already headed. "...aka Mr. Clownshoes. I want say congrats on somehow trying to save his job as Interm RAW GM, but you know what Ivy?"
"What do I know, Punk?" Abigail asked though the microphone.
"He's still Interm, so what that means is that he can still be replaced once someone else does a better job then him." CM Punk stated to Abigail, who nodded at him. "I know for a fact that Laurinaitis did a lot of begging, so congrats Johnny!" He said quickly looking back at the stage then at King.
"The final thing I want to say is why I'm I going to win, Jerry?"
King nodded at him.
"Its simple really. Its because I'm the best wrestler in the world." As the WWE fans cheered at that simple statement with Chris Jericho staring at CM Punk, King spoke out, "Okay, Dolph Ziggler! You're next!"
Oh boy...
"Excuse me! Excuse me!" It always bothered Abigail that how in the world can she annoy a crowd like this so fast!
"Before Dolph Ziggler makes his statement- Excuse me!" She yelled out, not finishing her sentence. She looked at King and said, "Jerry, I think there should be no booing allowed!"
"I think Vickie shouldn't be here at all." The fans cheered on Abigail as a reply to agree with her. She looked at Vickie with a playful face. "Just sayin'!" She held her hands up as Vickie grew angry at her.
"Everybody knows that I'm a better wrestler than CM Punk. I'm better than everyone in the ring and the crowd here. That's kind of my deal, expect I back it up every single night. There is people like R-Truth who don't even know which state we're in now."
Everyone turned to R-Trtuh, but him. He turned to Dolph with a shocked look on his face. "Is that right?" Dolph nodded at R-Truth.
'What?'
"Well if I'm electied..."
'What?'
"...The first thing I want to do."
'What?'
"Is trade Vickie Guerrero..."
'What?'
"...and Dolph Ziggler."
'What?'
"To Smackdown. For Hornswoggle and a box of spiders." R-Truth said with this plan look on his face. Abigail leaned against the ropes almost laughing at his words.
Dolph raised his eye brow and said, "We're not running for office, you idiot! Do you even know what we are talking about? King!"
"Hey, Dolph! Relax and let R-Truth finish." King said, letting R-Truth finish his speeh.
"Thank you, your honor!" R-Truth nodded at King, causing Dolph to yell out 'What?' and the WWE fans to laugh.
"As I was saying, If I'm elecited..."
'What?'
"I'll make it legally required..."
'What?'
"...to shout 'What'."
'What?'
R-Truth looked at the crowd. "Don't 'what' me!"
'What?'
"Okay, 'what' me!"
'What?'
"In every line of the pledge of allegiance!" R-Truth stared at the crowd once more, then saying, "Now back to the issue at hand..."
'What?'
"The box of spiders. You see? I will take that box of spiders..."
'What?'
"I will stomp them!"
'What?'
"And I will put them in a blender and going to make my grandma ma favorite..."
'What?'
"...Spider stew, which is high in protein and low on carbs."
'What?'
"And my running pal little Jimmy," He looked down like if he saw 'Little Jimmy' right beside him when there was nothing there. "...He will watch me gulp down the Spider stew. That will give the energy I need to beat everyone and become the new WWE champion."
'What?'
"God bless little Jimmy," Again he looked down at little Jimmy and then placed his hand over where his heart is. "...and god bless the United States of America!"
Both CM Punk and Abigail placed their hand where their hearts are, joining R-Truth of pleaging the United States of America. "Thank you, R-Truth for that wonderful speech at the end. Let's go with the Miz next."
"Miz, you were in the main event at last years Wrestlemania..." King was going to finish when Miz interupted him, "Correction, King! I WAS in the main event at last years Wrestlemania! I made history when I retained my title not once, but twice! That's why last years Wrestlemania was such a success!"
The WWE Fans chanted 'You suck' at the Miz. "You know what? You want to talk about the Elimination Chamber? Let's talk about the superstars at the Elimination Chamber! Kofi Kingston is an after thought!" He pointed at Kofi.
"R-Truth is insane and little Jimmy should take his spot!" He pointed at R-Truth.
"CM Punk is going to cumble faster than the cookie cream of his ice cream bars," This caused to get a chuckle out of CM Punk. "... and Ivy just got really lucky when she won the title against Beth Phoenix!"
"Excuse me, you obnoxious jackass? Got lucky?" She yelled at him with the help of the microphone. The 'Oooo's filled up the arena after Abigail said that. She really hated when someone told her that she got lucky or was a fluke when she won something when she really worked hard on something she did.
"What did you just say to me, you twerp?" Miz yelled at her, not taking the insult very well.
"I said your an obnoxiuos jackass!" She was about to go up to him and yell at him some more when CM Punk grabbed her arm and pulled her back with him.
"Hey, calm down." He whispered in her ear.
The stern look on her face was there, but she stayed put where she was. CM Punk looked at him and said, "That's really cleaver, smartass."
The Miz ingored CM Punk and looked at Chris Jericho, "You want to know why I talk slowly, Chris? So you idiots could understand what I'm saying! How I am a 'wannabe' when I won the main event at Wrestlemania! You think your the only one who wears a suit around here? Now read my lips! I am the Miz and I'm-"
"You know? Why don't you just shut up?" Kofi yelled at him, finally got the Miz to shut up.
"I'm an after thought? I'm sure most of people in the ring would agree with you because I've been over looked for far too long! That's okay though! That's the beautiful thing about the Elimination Chamber! I might be just in there as an after thought, but I might end up winning as the new WWE Champion!" Kofi declared to everyone in the ring.
"Well then...that just leaves us with Chris Jericho. Jericho, your up next!"