Ohio,

No, Maine isn't adopted. His land used to belong to me before he decided to be

a b-, err, a whiner for a little bit and became his own state. What's so bad

about the way you talk? Most of the Northwest- Uh, the states around there

talk like that. Hmm, lots of plants. That's good. I love those little

peanut-butter-chocolate-candy buckeyes. Okay, I don't think that really

related to anything you said, but...well...I don't know.

My human name is Alexandria E. Jones, but most call me Alex. England named me.

That's why us 13 have such snooty-sounding names. I remember the first time I

met...one of the Dakota's. I can't remember if it was North or South because

they look exactly alike to me. Anyways, when I met him, he told me that he

thought I'd be really uptight after he heard my name. (Probably because of

that big-name college of mine)

Oh yeah, Maine says hello. He's over right now(under Dad's supervision, of

course. Sure, he picks NOW to be responsible...)- Massachusetts

Massachusetts,

Imagine Liechtenstein's voice with a slight country accent and you have my voice. Michigan's always been a little gambling little shoe box hippie(Somthin' me and Papa came up with to get rid of my swearing problem). You know, I don't get why Grandpa England still makes me go to school. Home school me if you must! It's tough. Ohio schools are like New York but extremely amplified.

Papa does that to me too! Hong Kong'll be over and we sitting on the couch talking and Papa decides to come in and check on us and he flips just cause we're sharing a blanket! I was ready to accept Hong Kong's offer of coming to live with him and China a few times!

What does E stand for? My middle name is Persephone. Emo much? I think your name is so much better than mine. Well, write soon!