Ohio,Oh jeez. I bet Dad did tell. He's always had a problem keeping secrets. So, I asked Dad if I could come help you out, and, get this: He said no! He says you're not a kid anymore and don't need help. At least, that's all I got out of it. A new McDonalds opened near my place(which he lives very near) and so he went there first. I heard that Uncle Canada is coming over soon, so maybe he can give me a lift over. Dad says I can't go because I'm still grounded and I'm not supposed to place myself in 'situations that provoke stress.' I'm finding a way to help you. Hmm, Delaware just got his lisence. Maybe together we could take Dad's car and drive over, but that would take, um, 12 hours? Oh well, I'll figure it out eventually. Ooh! Maybe I could talk to Beth. (She's D.C., but she's awful quiet so most states don't recognize her.) For now, I sent Jay(Personifier of Boston) to help out a bit. He might be young, but he's one of the smartest I've ever met! Good luck!-Massachusetts, who is thinking about maybe sneaking through the Great Lakes to go and help...
Dear Massachusetts,
HA! I'm not a kid anymore? I'm a flippin' 12 year old State who can't walk and her capital just died. How is that not considered being a kid? I hope that Uncle Mattie can help. Jay has been helping a lot. Is it normal for him to dress up like Sweeney Todd? He came as him and decided to make me Mrs. Lovett. He is currently trying to get Hong Kong to be Aldolfo Pirelli. He might just trying to brighten the spirits at my house.
I'm starting to get really mad at Papa, no, Alfred. If he doesn't care then he doesn't deserve that Title. Alfred really cares more about food than his own Daughter?
The Great Lakes are a good way to get here. Be careful in Lake Erie if you do. I saw Bessie(The lake Erie Monster) with my own eyes and since it is practically my lake I know I saw her. Farefarren.
Yours in Eternity,
Ohio