Prompt: Callipygean: Having beautifully proportioned buttocks
Pairing: Kurtofsky.
"What do you think about this pair?" Kurt could see Rachel's and Mercedes' eyes practically glazed over sitting slumped on the chairs of the dressing room. There were two stacks of pants, one significantly larger than the other, on the empty chairs beside them. When he walked out, they tried to sound enthusiastic but it came out sounding flat. With a huff, Kurt walked back in the dressing room and shut the door.
"Listen, Kurt. I know it's a big day for you and Dave – "
"It's not just a big day. It's our one year anniversary." Kurt's voice came out from the closed door.
"And we're very happy for you, but what was wrong with the first twenty pairs of pants you tried on?" Mercedes was trying to signal for Rachel to shut up, but it was too late. Kurt walked out of the dressing room, already in the next pair.
"You have no idea how hard it is to find pants that make my ass look good." He turned around to emphasize his point. "The left side is practically flat!"
"Kurt honey," Rachel said, standing up. Kurt glared at her patronizing tone but said nothing. "I love you, but I think you're crazy. Your ass is perfectly symmetrical."
Kurt just looked at her for a minute as if considering what she was saying. His eyes flicked over to the mirror at the end of the hall before throwing his hands up in frustration and vanishing back into the dressing room.