Disclaimer: I wish I owned Danny Phantom! Desiree: -turns me into Butch Hartman- AHHHHHHHHH! CHANGE ME BACK CHANGE ME BACK! -is changed back-

Due to so many reviews and finally getting my laptop back, I've decided to continue this. It won't be very long, probably no more than five chapters, but I'll try not to make it horrible

Danny shifted uncomfortably, but tried to play it cool before he sat up a bit straighter. He and Sam had been together for nearly a year, and they had been getting kind of...heated lately...was this the...'Talk'?

"Sure. What's up?" he asked as his Mom sat next to him and Jack plopped in the armchair.

"Sweetie...um...we're not sure how to approach this subject," she said hesitantly.

"Uh...is it the sex talk?" Danny asked, making the entire atmosphere of the room a billion times more awkward.

"Yes," Jack blurted out. Maddie gave him a look of bewilderment. "Maddie, maybe this is a man to man thing. Danny, why don't you head down the basement and I'll come down to tell you all about it!"

Danny turned pale, but slowly stood and zoomed out of the room. Maddie gave Jack a Look.

"I'm sorry Mads, but I...I can't tell him. Maybe it's not really our business to tell him," he said, shifting uncomfortably under her glare. "Come on, would he really even believe us? I know it sounds cruel, but we just have to set up circumstances so that Danny will catch them himself."

Maddie sighed heavily, closing her eyes. She didn't want to admit it, but Jack was right. Danny would never believe them if they told him that his girlfriend was cheating on him...especially with an infamous ghost. He would claim that they were trying to break them up, or that Sam's parents set them up for it. They never really did like their baby boy.

Sam's parents.

"Maybe we could bring Sam's parents into this?" Maddie suggested.

"Why and how would we work with them? They hate us," Jack replied.

"I know, but if this situation involves Sam, they would want to know. Plus, they can tell us more about if Phantom has been around, any signs of ghosts and they can keep her under closer radar than we could," Maddie explained.

"I suppose...but should we give details?"

"I'll call tomorrow and just say that she should keep a closer eye on Sam and Danny. Any ideas on how to get Danny to notice Sam and Phantom having a fling?"

"Good idea, and no, but I just realized that I promised Danny I'd give him the sex talk..."

After surviving through the most awkward sex talk a teen could ever endure, Danny went to bed. The next morning, Maddie and Jack had devised a plan. They would continue to capture Phantom, and after capturing him they would make it obvious to Sam that they have him, get Danny to walk into the basement as Sam frees Phantom (and obviously kiss, since she was only doing it because she was cheating on their precious son with that unholy creature), they would break up.

Maddie was honestly very disappointed...she really loved Sam. She had often dreamt of having such a girl as a daughter-in-law. Such an intelligent, pretty and caring woman that made her son noticeably put a spring in his step. Now she feared having to watch their wedding, with her being too distracted looking at Phantom to even say her vows. Or worse, Danny spending the rest of his life with her after that ugly wedding, raising her six children, with only two being his and the others being the result of her affair.

That whore.

"I'm off, love you!" Danny announced as the front door shut. Maddie peered out the window to see her greeting her son with a kiss before they linked arms, laughing and giggling off to school together with Tucker and that girl Danny told her that he had been seeing for the past two months.

Hopefully that girl will treat Tucker better than Sam has been treating, Maddie thought with a sigh. She considered Tucker a second son.

"You ready to hunt some Phantom butt?" Maddie asked her husband, who was fine-tuning a weapon.

"Maddie...do you think that when we catch Phantom, we ought to talk to him?" Jack asked.

"Of course we'd talk to him, he has a lot of information he could tell us about the Ghost Zone," Maddie responded.

"No, I mean...what if Phantom started dating Sam first? What if he's just as clueless about Danny as Danny is to him? Well..."

"You mean that maybe we should give Phantom a chance to tell us more about this bizarre love triangle?" Maddie replied quietly.

"Yes," he said a bit hesitantly.

"Good idea. He might lie, but that's why we have the Fenton Lie Detector. After we solve this love triangle issue, we would still have Phantom too. We'll get our information then we can dissect him!" she chirped, perking up a bit since she learned about this awful mess. Jack grinned and turned on his invention. It immediately began to beep and point towards City Hall.

"Let's go!" Jack cried out dramatically as he ran towards the Fenton RV, Maddie following suit.

Time to catch a Phantom.

"You okay?" Sam asked Danny as she snuggled into his arm as they walked to school.

"My dad gave me the sex talk last night," he admitted awkwardly. Sam's eye twitched some.

"I'm so sorry," she whispered.

"I am too. I know all about things I could live happily and even have a pretty good sex life without knowing," he muttered. Sam smiled and kissed his cheek.

"My mom's bound to have one with me too lately. I mean, almost a year. It's kinda serious now," Sam pointed out.

"Yeah. Bout that, what do you wanna do for our one year anniversary next week?"

"Hm...I dunno. Hopefully a ghost free night will allow some decent romance," she teased.

"Ghost-free, you're so cute," Danny teased back. Sam chuckled.

"But seriously. Anything you do will be perfect because it'll be with you," she replied.

They approached the school, still arm in arm when Danny's ghost sense went off. Sam smiled and kiss him.

"I'll cover for you here," she said. "Now get going."

Danny grinned, kissing her again before running off and diving into the bushes before a bright light flashed, letting Danny Phantom fly away.