Warnings: AU, some suggestive content.

Disclaimer: One Piece and the lyrics to Bink's Sake belong to Oda-san. I make no profit.

I used the Japanese lyrics 'cause they went better with the scene. For those of you who don't know the song, look it up!

Theme 8 Bink's Sake

If he heard that song one more damn time, he was going to kick someone into next week. Ever since Luffy learned the words from that shitty skeleton, neither of them had stopped singing it and it was driving him crazy. Every time he thought he had a moment of peace, Luffy would start singing the song, even during their more private moments.

Sanji stopped chopping vegetables to glare out the window in front of him, where he could see Luffy and most of the crew. They were laughing at something, but he didn't care enough to find out what that was.

He shook his head and kept chopping vegetables, focused on making dinner now. His ears perked up when the door to the galley opened and the sounds from outside filtered in, making him twitch in irritation.

"Yo ho ho ho. Yo ho ho ho!"

They were singing that damn song again! Why the hell did they have to keep singing it?

Sanji jumped a mile high when a pair of arms wrapped around his waist and a chin pressed into his shoulder. There was only one person on the ship who had the guts enough to do that – the ones without breasts, at least – and the knowledge made him relax a little.

Luffy was uncharacteristically docile and quiet when they were alone, like he had swapped bodies with a normal person for a few minutes.

"Why do you idiots keep singing that song?" He grumbled, not fighting Luffy's grip on his chin as his Captain turned his head to kiss him on the mouth. It wasn't something he would allow the rest of the crew to see, even though they were well aware of what went on behind the scenes between them.

That was all thanks to Luffy's big mouth.

"What's wrong with Bink's Sake?" Sanji could hear the pout in the other man's voice and it made him snort.

"It's annoying how often you sing it." The cook informed him, glancing at Luffy from the corner of his eye before we went back to preparing dinner. The raven seemed to take his response at face value, but he didn't ease his grip from around the other's waist. Actually, he tightened it. "Luffy." Sanji said in warning.

"Binkusu no sake wo, todoke ni yuku yo." Luffy sang quietly, his lips pressing into the back of Sanji's ear, teasing the lobe with his breath. The blonde shivered and stopped cutting the vegetables to lean back into the man's embrace. "Umikaze kimakase namimakase." The raven ran his tongue along the shell of the cook's ear, his fingers plucking nimbly at the buttons of Sanji's jacket.

Sweat was starting to bead along the line of his forehead and his body was starting to warm in places that were inappropriate for his beautiful kitchen. Luffy kept singing quietly under his breath, picking away at every ounce on Sanji's self-control.

"Shio no mukou de, yuuhi mo sawagu." The raven giggled, mouthing at his neck as he started on the buttons to the blonde's shirt. Sanji breathed out shakily and slammed his knife down onto the counter, twisting in Luffy's hold to press their mouths together with a steely desperation. His Captain's fingers wound through his hair, tugging until Sanji opened his mouth and let the other's tongue inside.

It was glorious for a whole minute before Luffy pulled away with a grin and boldly smacked him on the ass.

"Sora nya wa wo kaku, tori no uta!" he shouted, laughing as he made his way to the door and threw it open to the sounds of their nakama singing that god-awful song. Sanji stood there stunned for all of a minute before he fixed his jacket and got back to preparing dinner.

"Yo ho ho ho." He muttered to himself, looking out the window with a hint of affection for the Captain he had chosen to follow. Well, that man was just something else, wasn't he?