Chapter 10.

AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!

I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666.

V sez: Oh, God, she has a band. Cower in fear, people. She better not be the le-

I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar.

V sez: Too late. *pulls out hair*

People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR.

V sez: Hey, she used "cross" in a sentence! NO MORE PUNS YAY!

The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, Vampire, Draco, Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.)

V sez: Diabolo? Like the French kiddie cocktails? Dude, I love those things! Never struck me as very satanic, though.

and Hargrid. Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die

V sez: Dangit. And I was so hopeful, too.

because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that)

V sez: Ahem. *kicks protagonist in shins, politely points at first paragraph*

or a steak) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride.

V sez: Wait…she is talking about thecartoon,right? Thehas-a-happy-ending-black-comedy-cartoon, that one? WOMAN! STOP POISONING MY CHILDHOOD! RAAAAH!

I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not.

V sez: Perish the thought!

We were singing a cover of 'Helena' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.

"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice.

V sez: Haha-just pictured Hermione in a Wagnerian opera getup (horns and all), belting this line out at the top of her lungs. Tres amusant.

"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears.
Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall.

"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?)

V sez: Well…

I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.

V sez: Yeah, maybe a bit.

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.

"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely.

V sez: Cry what now? Explicame, por favor.

(c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y)

V sez: *facepalm* Well, at least she tried. Baby steps, V., baby steps.

"Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists."

V sez: Yes, dear nerdfighters-thereisa Santa Claus. And he's early! HOORAY!

UPDATE: Hello again, darlings! So since I am an incurably lazy soul – and because it's just such fun to torment you – I will only be posting ten chapters a day. Don't like it? Well you can just!…go to my Fictionpress page and read the rest. Hope you enjoy. –VmS -