The reason why clocks are round is because Queen Elizabeth once attended a wiccan anime fire festival dressed as a bottle of 7-up!
"Who speaks American?" said Langdon preparing to draw a foreshadowy object from his pocket.
"I does!" said a bird from the BFBI. This was not just your average bird, it was a European bird. In other words she was a human girl. "My name is Thegirl. Howdy dudey partner!" Thegirl was from America, but transferred to Eurostan for using too many British swear words. The Eurostanian language is mostly comprised of stereotypical British slang, so it worked out perfectly in the end.
"We must learn THE CODE." said Langdon. The foreshadowy object was a Tootsie Roll. "I need an American-Eurostanian translator. You can do that right?"
"Darn tootin'." said Thegirl.
"I know a guy that can teach me THE CODE. Lets go!" and so Langdon Robert and Thegirl went to some town called Wales.