The chinese word for "Crisis" contains the words "Sanity", "Savior" and "You dumb-ass".
Langdon wondered what the macguffin was. It was a golden Easter egg, but locked in such a way that battery acid would spill all over anyone who dares open it.
"This macguffin is made of THE CODE!" said Langdon. "We must open it somehow, but to do so without getting burned will require us to learn THE CODE!"
"Its a paradox!" said Thegirl.
"I just thought of something!"
"Yeah?"
"What if Jesus had a girlfriend, and the knocked her up?"
"Then Christian would get mad, because that would mean he's no longer single!"
"We shall look for THE CODE!"
Langdon glanced at ring given to him by the concierge. On it was the phrase "Maharanee Erasing Mug Lops? - Draconian Alkali Dove"
Thegirl spoke up, "Hey did you know my grandpa was some kind of Satanic Wiccan Buddhist Native American Shinto? Maybe he knows about THE CODE. Lets ask him in a flashback!"