Sup. I haven't figured out how to title the chapters so this one is called hypothetical. I could really use some prompts for stories, feel free to send in requests. Anyway, on to the story! Btw, this takes place before Atticus is kidnapped, when Jake still thought they were horrible criminals and stuff.
Jake and Amy sat in the library reading about Cahill spies and it was awkward as hell. He occasionally gave a small scowl at her and she in return ignored him. But Jake had a question. And the one person he could ask for help was someone he didn't trust.
"If there was someone at this table who wasn't a master criminal, I would ask them what branch most spies were from." Jake said, staring at the wall ignoring Amy.
"Hypothetically, if anyone besides an arrogant, egotistical, smug jerk asked me that, then I would tell him most spies are from the Lucian branch." Amy said never taking her eyes off of her book.
Jake typed in a few more keywords and found what he was looking for, doing a little victory dance in his head.
"If someone besides a thief helped me I would say thank you, but because I wouldn't care to talk to dork-boys girlfriend, I'll just keep it to myself."
"If anyone except a class A moron was sitting here, I would tell him I am no longer dating Evan." Amy said, her eyes still glued to the book.
"If I cared about the love life of anyone here I would say sorry." He said, sound not at all sorry.
"If someone who wasn't a total jerk said that I would tell them to stick their un-apology up their a-"
"JAKE! AMY! WE HAVE TO GET OUT!" Dan's voice ran through and Jake and Amy immediately gathered their things.
"If Amy Cahill was next to me, I'd tell her that dork-boy didn't deserve her and then I'd kiss her." Jake spoke quietly and avoided eye contact.
"If Jake Rosenbloom were to kiss me and I wasn't trying to get out of the building soon I'd kiss him back." Her voice was equally soft.
The whole conversation had been hypothetical, but the kiss was not.