Okay, so just to clear it up, none of these are related. So, just making sure you knew that. Anyway on to the story…
Evan: You forgot to do the disclaimer.
Me: shut up Evan. No one likes you.
Evan: It's true! *curls into ball in corner and rocks back and forth while whimpering*
"Um, Jake can you get off me?"
"I can't."
"Wonderful."
Jake and Amy had been running from Vespers and went into a room to hide. The door locked shut behind them and they realized the room was actually a closet. (A/N I'm very fond of having characters get locked in a closet.)
"Maybe if you move your leg this way and I just-"
"No that won't work."
"Dammit."
"Wow, Amy Cahill cursing. Never thought I'd live to see the day."
"Shut up."
"What's up with you, you've been really upset all week."
"Evan broke up with me."
"Oh. Sorry."
"It's fine. I like someone else anyway."
"Who?"
"None of your business. Now can we please focus on getting out of here?"
"Sure, but first I want to know who you have a crush on."
"No one important."
"You have a crush on them so obviously they're important."
"No. They're jerky and arrogant and have a huge ego."
"Then why do you like them?"
"Because he's kinda cute, and he can be nice and he can be funny."
"Well, I think you should just give up on him. Dating you would probably make his ego explode."
Amy burst out laughing.
"What did I say? How is that funny?"
"You're trying to convince me not to have a crush on you."
"Oh, well never mind then. Feel free to always have a crush on me."
"So you like me back?"
"Yeah. I just have one question."
"What?"
"When have I ever been not important?"