Okay, so...for AU Klaine day, I will also be doing a semi-parody. I know he already basically did this with the Warbler Gap Attack, but, I always wondered what it'd be like if Blaine serenaded Kurt. Blaine is at McKinley, they haven't started dating yet. This takes place at the end of Blaine's freshman year and Kurt's sophmore year. I do not own Teenage Dream. It belongs to Katy Perry.
"...So, as student body president, I just wanna say like yay to all of us for a really neat year."
The students of McKinley High were gathered in the auditorium. Brittany stood at the podium, smiling vapidly at her classmates.
"Yo, Brittany!" Jacob exclaimed. "Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, babay!"
Santana turned around to glare at Jacob and swiped her forefinger across her throat in a "you're dead" gesture. Brittany continued.
"And as for my final news, I'd like to invite all of you to my totally amazing end of school party next Saturday to watch the Katy Perry concert live on Pay Per View." Everyone cheered. "Thank you. Thank you very much. And now without further ado, Principal Figgins."
The crowd was completely silence as Figgins walked to the podium. "Quiet please, children..."
Puck leaned over from his seat, smiling at Kurt. "Yo, Hummel, about Brittany's party..."
XX
Blaine watched from the curtains as Kurt and Puck talked. He felt a surge of jealousy rush through him. But...Puck was straight, right? I mean, he got a girl pregnant... Taking a deep breath, Blaine turned to his friends Artie and Mike. "Uh...how are you doing there, Artie?"
"Don't give me that attitude, yo. I'm doing it all for you." Artie snapped. He turned to the projector screen to do the finishing touches.
"Are you sure about this, Blaine?" Mike asked, raising an eyebrow. "I mean...hijacking an assembly to impress a guy? We could get our asses kicked out."
"It's my one chance, Mike." Blaine replied, adjusting his green vest over his white short-sleeved shirt. "To Kurt, I'm just a nobody."
Kurt was on the Cheerleading squad and in Glee Club. Blaine met Kurt on his second day of school. He was so angelic and graceful. Every time Blaine was around him, he always stumbled over his words, and his breath leaves his body. He tried talking to him, but...it felt like he was being ignored. But after today...
"A'ight, it's ready." Artie said to Blaine. "Are you?"
Blaine snapped from his thoughts and turned to Artie and nodded. He took a deep breath and swallowed. He put his sunglasses on and gave Artie a thumbs-up. An instrumental version of Katy Perry's Teenage Dream started playing. Figgins turned around in shock at the projector screen pulling up. Mike pulled a lever to a trapdoor, which Figgins fell through. The trapdoor closed, and Blaine slid onstage. Students were already cheering and some were wondering what the heck was going on.
You think I'm pretty
Without any makeup on
You think I'm funny
When I tell the punchline wrong
I know you get me
So I let my walls come down, down
Kurt glanced up in pleasant surprise at Blaine decked out in a white t-shirt, green leather vest, and ripped blue jeans. The projector showed Katy Perry's music video to Teenage Dream. Rachel squealed and smiled at Kurt, nudging him.
"He's singing to you!" Rachel whispered. Kurt turned to her and blushed.
Finn just chuckled and shook his head. 'Oh, Burt's gonna love this!' He whipped out his phone and started filming Blaine's performance.
Before you met me
I was all right but things
Were kinda heavy
You brought me to life
Now every February
You'll be my Valentine, Valentine
Some students stood up and danced to the music. Blaine's heart leaped with pleasure as he saw Kurt smiling lovingly at him. Blaine took his sunglasses off and threw them to Kurt, who caught them with ease.
Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance, until we die
You and I, will be young forever
Finn's eyebrows furrowed. He didn't like the idea of some guy singing to his brother about having sex. He wasn't sure whether to beat him up afterwards or congratulate him on his efforts.
You make me feel
Like I'm livin' a
Teenage dream
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep
Let's run away and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back
Kurt kept smiling at Blaine, who never took his eyes off of him. Ever since he heard him sing, Kurt's had the biggest crush on Blaine, but he wasn't sure if he liked him back. Now it was clear that he was.
My heart stops
When you look at me
Just one touch
Now baby I believe
This is real
So take a chance and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back
Let's go all the way tonight
No regrets, just love
We can dance, until we die
You and I, will be young forever
You make me feel
Like I'm livin' a
Teenage dream
The way you turn me on
I can't sleep
Let's run away and
Don't ever look back,
Don't ever look back
I'm a get your heart racing
In my skin tights jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
Let you put your hands on me
In my skin tight jeans
Be your teenage dream tonight
(Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight)
Everyone stood up and cheered for Blaine, who beamed in pride and bowed. He noticed Kurt clapping the hardest. He froze as someone tapped him on the shoulder. Figgins was behind him folding his arms and looking angry.
XXX
Later, Mike had already been in the principal's office, and Artie was currently in there. Blaine sighed and put his head in his hands. "I'm a failure. A complete loser. My one chance to impress Kurt, and I blew it."
XX
Kurt and Rachel walked along the halls of McKinley. Rachel was yammering on about her summer plans, and Kurt was only half-listening. He couldn't stop thinking about Blaine and his performance in the auditorium.
'I can't believe he risked expulsion for me.' Kurt thought, starry-eyed. 'He must really like me.'
The Cheerio found himself walking into the secretary's office towards where Blaine sat. He glanced back at Rachel, who waved to him in encouragement. Kurt nodded and walked up to Blaine. He swallowed his nervousness back and tapped him on the shoulder. Thinking it was the principal, Blaine jumped in surprise. Kurt squeaked and dropped his books in surprise.
Blaine blushed beet red in embarrassment and jumped down to the floor to pick up Kurt's books. "I'm so sorry."
"It's okay. Really." Kurt knelt down to pick up his books. They accidentally brushed hands, blushed, and stood up. "Um...I liked your dance. It was, um...interesting."
"Yeah?" Blaine said, brightening up. "Oh, yeah, it's from Katy Perry's new video."
"I know- she's totally a genius." Kurt replied.
"She's having a concert next week in LA." Blaine said, folding his arms.
"I know. Brittany's showing it at her party."
"Oh, yeah." Blaine chuckled. "Um...Kurt, uh...I was thinking of asking you to go with me, that is to Brittany's party. Of course if you don't want to, I completely understand."
Excitement welled up inside Kurt. He swallowed to beat it down. "I was thinking that...I'd love to."
"Really?"
"Really."
"Great!"
"Terrific."
"Okay, then."
"Okay."
Rachel came in and clutched onto Kurt's arm. "Come on, Kurt. Let's not belabor the moment now."
"Well, I better be going." Kurt said to Blaine. "See you."
Blaine waved to Kurt. As soon as he left, he pumped his fist. 'Yes! He said yes!'
Things were turning out great for Blaine this year. Maybe Kurt will be his boyfriend.
Next up: Missing Moments!