"The sun shines ~

The sky is blue ~

Igglybuff

I

Choose

..

YOU!"

From the Igglybuffs dancing on Ice breakfast show theme song (February 7th 2534)

Chapter Seven

Igglybuffs Breakfast Show On Ice

I'm doomed.

It was a split second that could be described as feeling like an hour while taking just one mere second, in that one second I met the most awesome pokèmon I would ever meet.

It jumped straight trough the bushes, ears aflame with fire and crashed into the Dustox resulting in it being thrown into a tree and being knocked out.

It just stood there while letting the flame on its ear die out and I could swear I saw an imaginary halo and wings on it like it just came right down from heaven send by whoever is up there himself.

For there stood my hero, a Buneary.

The Buneary was still standing there making some odd sounds before looking at me and then charging at me with a loud squeal that could only be described as girlie, annoying and overly enthusiastic. It the grabbed my hands and started hopping around dragging me with him (I'll call it a him now but seeing how good I am at seeing genders it might just be a female .. ) and gave more girlish squeals and then looked at an unsuspecting Wurmple before giving a loud battle cry and setting his ear aflame again and punched the Wurmple straight into a bush.

I love this pokèmon.

Nate then walked to the bush only to return with the Wurmple hanging unconscious (or dead) from his mouth, he dropped it in front of me and I jumped away. Nate grunted something before looking at me with a bored expression which I soon understood "Yeah .. you can eat it" and then he walked away. Josh walked up to my hero with a big grin "Hi there you cute little.. YEOW !" Buneary bit his finger. "Jacob get him to let my finger go !" I scratched my head "Err .. let go ?" Buneary immediately looked at me with an unreadable expression before letting Josh his finger go and standing in front of me, paws next to him and head high like he was some kind of soldier, weird little thing.

Danny then silently approached me "We have to go if you want to get out of here" I nodded before returning Bob and looked for Nate before sighing "Nate .. please come here ?" no reply, why did I even try.

Piper was walking in front of us again, Josh, Danny and I after her and Nate was walking somewhere in the forest but he'll show up soon enough and then behind us walked .. make a guess ? yes the Buneary.

He apparently liked me (Or just following me) a lot and was now promoted from being a shadow that saves me to being a stalker but I let him stalk me because it can use fire from his ears or something and that's just plain awesome plus it might just save me from bugs when Piper can't.

We managed to walk faster and longer than yesterday seeing as we now had two bug-destroying pokèmon on our side, this didn't mean that I felt any safer than yesterday because I downright fainted the moment a Wurmple fell from a tree right onto my hair, I don't know what happened next but when I woke up I had some black stripes in my hair that looked quite a lot like burn marks but I don't complain because I'm still alive.

Danny came out of his shell some more too and challenged some random bug catchers while he was at it and made some easy money, Josh still refused to battle anyone and just cuddled poor Lola some more .. I still don't know why he even became I trainer but hey I'm also questioning my own decision.

And this all happened in the time between lunch and breakfast and when we sat down for our delicious lunch Josh and I came to a shocking discovery, we were running out of food.

Oh crap.

It wasn't like we would just starve but we both knew we had to hurry to get out of this damned forest and we had to be quick unless we both would like eating like Nate does, a nice raw Wurmple or Starly .. yum.

Josh just looked at the food with a sad face "Naww .. now I can't give Lola her treats anymore .. " I just sighed, his behavior stops surprising you after some time ... no really it does.

Danny looked between me and Josh before saying "ehh .. if you run out of food we could .. share ? I have more than enough for all of us because Piper mostly eats grass and I haven't gotten the chance to see the Beautifly eat " at this he looked at me with an accusing expression, what did I ever do wrong ?

The Buneary looked at me for a moment when she heard Danny talk about sharing his food before hopping away, I guess my stalker just left me .. great.

It was within five minutes that I saw the Buneary return with .. a bigger and fatter Buneary .. wait .. no he .. I believe the Buneary brought the other Buneary to be our food .. that's nice ? I guess.

"Hey err .. Buneary ? yes you the smaller one .. yeah .. err .. you don't have to .. offer me your brother-Buneary ? or something .. I'm fine .. so err .. let him go ?"

The Buneary regarded me curiously for a moment before doing something that looked like a shrug and pushed the other Buneary away, weird pokèmon.

After lunch, the Buneary stalking me again, we walked further and saw a girl and a boy in the distance, the girl running away while screaming and the boy just looking slightly uncomfortable, as we neared them we heard the boy saying "Come on sis, it's just another Wurmple only slightly .. bigger .. I guess" the girl just screamed again only to look relieved when Piper stepped on the Wurmple.

The boy walked up to us with a smile "Thanks" he said while nodding to what appeared to be his little sister "She dislikes bugs in general but this one was bigger than the average one so she screamed .. I'm sorry for disturbing you" we all mumbled something like "No problem" "It's okay" and me "big Wurmple.. very big .." then the boy grabbed his sister and said "Thanks again, come on sis I've won the Igglybuffs Breakfast Show On Ice dvd-box and I have to watch it with my special cookies as well!" the pair soon dissapeared from sight.

I told you, the forest is evil and full of weird people and pokèmon alike.

We continued walking once more when a purple-haired girl walked up to me "I foresaw our battle and incist that we make what I foresaw come true by battling"

I looked at the girl "Err, is this a challenge because if it is can we do it outside this forest .. and I'll only battle you if you have no bug pokèmon .. at all"

The girl looked annoyed and then said "Another one .. geez what is it with people these days" before walking away, I just shrugged.

The Buneary was still stalking me and it seemed that with every minute he stared at me more intently, if he was any other than my hero I would have sent Nate after him to eat him .. that is if Nate came back. Then the Buneary walked over to Danny and kicked him in the gut causing his Ponyta to give an angry whinny and send an ember the Buneary's way, it was a flash of brown and suddenly the Buneary was kicking and punching Piper in a rapid succession while occasionally punching with his ears as well.

Then Danny wanted to end the battle and gave his first actual command since getting punched "Piper .. Stomp !"

The Buneary, upon hearing this suddenly jumped away and once he landed he closed his eyes, you could feel that he was bracing himself when Piper jumped and landed on him an the Buneary fell down, fainted I guess.

Danny showered Piper with praise while I just stared at the Buneary.

After about five minutes of staring the Buneary suddenly jumped up and walked over to me, grabbed my bag and threw it on the ground before digging into it and grabbing one of my pokèballs, he then threw it at a tree causing it to bounce back to him and he got sucked inside.

Wobble.

Wobble.

Ping.

And for probably the first time in the history of Sinnoh did a Buneary catch a Buneary.

And that is how my Buneary caught himself, causing me to get another unwanted pokèmon.

Goliath, my flame-eared Buneary.

Disclaimer: Nope, still don't own.
Told you updates would be quick, this chapter really is short but it was meant to be because this is all about Goliath the newest and probably the last addition to Jacobs little team of idiots and weirdos.
Another weird name 'Goliath' isn't he the big guy from David and Goliath or something ? I liked it so meet Goliath the flame-punching-with-his-ears-Buneary.
Clearing things up:
1. Why such a short chapter ? Because this is all about catching Goliath.
2. Flame from his ears ? yup, a flame punch from his ears, flame punch is one of those moves a Buneary only learns when he/she has a certain fire pokèmon as a father ;)
3. Will the next chapter be longer ? Yes it will be longer, promise !
Reviewers:
Omega the Omniscient :
Glad you liked it, updated quick to see your reaction and to give you your dvd-box from IBSOI, enjoy !
I'm not afraid of bugs in general but the big ones freak me out, my mom usually handles those but when I'm alone I lock myself in the bathroom with a book and some cheese untill they come back.
I'm doing both of your reviews now, The nice lady really is nice, and my characters are all crazy so of course they'll go in a strangers house, make choice, ground or bed ?
And yes Danny and Piper are usefull and I already know what to do with them and Ed and his group will be back as well in Eterna *Uses trademark evil laugh*
I also send you the box of special Sue-Cookies for with your dvd-box !
Is Goliath the shadow ? who knows ... :D
And a lack of reviews doesn't stop me from writing just the more reviews I get the faster I'll write and I'm also very happy that you like my quotes, I just write something and POOF I have a quote.
Dustox and Doom .. that's a great name for a Dustox.. Doom the Dustox .. it fits !

Anyway it's about 20:40 where I'm from so that means I'm leaving, if I get lots of reviews (One is enough ;D ) I'll be quick with the next chapter.
Reviewers will get: Mr. Aberworh his book 'Trust' complete with autograph ! *Crowd goes wild again*