"Accoring to my teacher, Yes you Mr. Totterwall, I had to write this essay about 'Love' only to find out that 'Love' doesn't exsist nor will it solve the worlds problems. Money and power often cause 'love' between a man or a woman which all can be traced back to the 'eat or be eaten' theory because having a powerfull male/female will dramacitcally increase chanses of survival.
And yes Mr. Totterwall you may say "Amber get out of my sight" or expel after this for being stubborn but even you and your stupid purple tie know it's the truth"
Amber Jaeson, student (March 17th, 2534)
Chapter Thirteen
Eat or Be Eaten
Garret turned out to be very .. energetic.
The moment I let him out of his red-and-white prison he made a B-line for freedom only to be kicked in his chest by my awesome Buneary .. did I mention he's awesome ?
I decided to return Garret then and just shrugged, none of my pokèmon were perfect .. Goliath was close to being perfect but then again .. he only does the punching/kicking thing and never anything else .. who cares.
Josh started laughing like a maniac again once he saw Garrets attempt to escape and he said "All your pokèmon are totally weird and crazy !" but one word managed to shut him up, "Paul." , he gulped and fumbled with the pokèball that held Paul before saying "He doesn't count .. you named him so he is evil as well "
"Did I hear the word evil ?" a voice from behind us asked.
I turned around and saw a tall girl with a very short, rather boyish black haircut standing there while several pokèballs were on her belt.
"Do you by chance have an evil pokèmon ?"
I shook my head "They are .. unique" while Josh said "Yep totally evil" and Danny just blushed and averted his gaze.
"Damn .. I wanted an evil pokèmon .. they're cool" she muttered with a frown before grinning "So guys, where 'r you lot going to ?"
"Hearthome City, I want to participate in a contest ~!" Josh exclaimed with a big smile before adding "And my name's Josh and these idiots are Danny and Jacob"
Danny and I just nodded. "The name's Amber here .. are you gay ?"
Josh his smile faltered before he said "N-n ..no .. I'm not"
"Blast, wrong again" the girl mumered again as she looked around "I had a teacher once, he made me leave school, and my class and I believed he was gay"
"Oh" Josh mumbled "And what made you believe I am gay ?"
The girl .. I should start calling her Amber .. shrugged before stating "The sweetest guys usually are, and you seem so happy so I guess that's the reason .. if you're not gay do you have a girlfriend ?"
Josh shook his head, unable to speak.
"Great !" the girl exclaimed "If you ever need anything from me just gimme a call `kay ?" she wrote something on a piece of paper and handed it to Josh before winking and walking back to where she came from. And when I looked to Josh I saw him looking at the paper while his whole head was getting red .. poor guy.
When Amber was beyond where we could see Josh walked away to a nearby bush and we soon heard vomiting noises, poor .. poor guy.
When it was time to lunch I got a brilliant idea, if we cooked our canned something it might just get more tasty ! Josh agreed with my brilliant idea (Danny didn't but we ignored him) and soon the two uf us sneaked up to Goliath.
"Say Goliath .. could you and your awesome Fire Punch maybe .. maybe cook our food ?" we both used our not-so-cute Poochyena faces on him, he ignored the faces and skipped to were our can with food stood before punching it with his flaming ear.
The container was burned to naught but ashes.
Great, we just lost food .. me and my stupid ideas, we ate in silence and I returned Bob and Nate because Bob was getting slower and Nate would probably walk away, Josh did the same with Paul.
We walked some more and we all got challenged by a big, fat man with a stick calling himself a 'Hiker' but we ignored him and pointed in a random direction saying "Look a Mc. Dodrio !" and the guy waggled away while drooling .. yeah it really was gross.
Then we heard the familiar sound that we knew from the attack in Eterna, screams of a dying person. We ran towards the sound and before we reached the sound it died away and we saw a man straightening his back.
"Merde, je n'aime pas le sang sur mes vêtements .. ah les enfants" a twisted smirk appeared on his face as he walked towards us and only then did we see his face.
It was covered by a simple white mask and beneath a black hat rested on his head with strands of black hair falling from beneath it.
The man wore a simple black and white suit with a red G on it but the thing that caught my attention was the splatters of blood on the suit, as if he murdered someone and .. my eyes widened at my realization .. he did murder someone !
The man saw my reaction and a raw throaty laugh escaped his mouth and soon he was laughing like a maniac.
"Très fantastique les enfats ont des cerveaux .. " then he switched to english "Pitié .. how do zee say ? Pity non ? I haz to kill zee children now .. mais oui une affectation es une affectation no ? Zee show must go on"
Josh held Lola tighter as he walked backwards, he noticed the crazy man too and Piper went to stand in front of Danny, the flames of her mane and tail burning even brighter with fear of the unknown man.
Then the man stepped aside and what we saw would hount my dreams, the body of Martin laid there, blood pooling from his chest and stomach and a pokèmon stood beside him its claws and fur coated with the red liquid as it hissed before walking towards the man. The man turned his masked face towards the pokèmon and his twisted smirk grew "Oui André .. c'est une fête non ?" the pokèmon nodded "Kill zee children" it turned its gaze on us its red eyes looking soulless and blank before it released a feral cry and turned to us fully.
"Aurevoir" the man said before he released an Abra and teleported away leaving us with his bloodthirsty pokèmon.
The pokèmon released another cry as it charged towards us and then another and another cry came from its mouth and I saw Goliath looking in pain as his above-average hearing caught the sound before he too charged away with his ears aflame.
The pokèmon easily dodged all of his blows and then punched my Buneary in his stomach renedering him unconscious and ran towards a terrified Josh that quickly released his only pokèmon capable of really doing anything, Paul.
The Pachirisu released jolts of electricity the moment his feet touched ground (Not aimed at the pokèmonl but at Josh) and the pokèmon turned around and ran towards Danny instead, its black body low to the ground and its claws were ready to kill ..wait a second it was a Sneasel ..
The Sneasel started slashing at Piper in a frenzy and the Ponyta reared in pain as she released a short stream of red-hot flames from her mouth that caused the Sneasel to cry out and lash out at her legs, hitting her.
The Sneasel released a cry of victory as he dashed towards Danny only to be intercepted by a limping Piper.
I then released Nate (Bob couldn't do as much) and yelled "Do something .. anything .. kill it ?" Nate looked at me with his usual stoic look before releasing a low growling sound towards the Sneasel who whipped its head around and hissed, showing fangs.
Then the Sneasel suddenly looked to the left causing Nate to focus his attention there as well before getting hit in the side and then the Sneasel did something stupid, it bit Nate.
The moment its fangs drew blood from Nate's skin did my Nidorino roar in anger before grabbing the Sneasel by its legs with his own strong jaws and practically ripped it from himself before smashing the pokèmon against a tree repeatedly while poison dripped from Nate's wound and it was to expected that the Sneasel was poisoned as well, and then with a final roar Nate threw the pokèmon against the tree, its form fell to the ground before becoming limp as it died.
The same hiker we sent to look for a Mc. Dodrio found us an hour later, Josh and I looking with dried tears at Martins body and Danny just staring at the grass in shock, Piper lying in the grass while panting as her leg was still bleeding and the Sneasel being eaten by Nate.
What was the saying again .. 'Eat or be eaten' yes that was it.
Nate is a perfect example.
But I ordered him to kill it.
Does that make me a killer ?
I didn't get the time to answer the question my own mind made because the hiker hoisted us on his Onix and I fell asleep or passed out .. or I fell off the Onix.
I think it was the last one because I woke up in a hospital bed with several police officers and a Nurse Joy looking at me in worry. I stared at them for a while before on of the officers spoke up "You and the other boy, Danny, are the only ones hurt .. you fell of the Onix carrying you here and Danny is in shock right now . he'll be allright but now I want to know exactly what happend because your other friend wasn't much of a help"
I sighed, Josh would allways be Josh even in a life-and-death situation so I started to explain about the crazy man, Martin and the bloodthirsty Sneasel while the officer took notes and asked questions, he left after two hours because Nurse Joy was getting angry at him for 'disturbing her patient' and the officer said he'd be back and that we couldn't leave Oreburgh ..not that we could in this state anyway.
Then I asked a question that had been itching me for a while "Nurse Joy .. why do all of you look the same"
She smiled her always happy smile and chirped "We are not exactly the same, I have a bigger nose for example but the Joy family genes are all very strong from our mothers side causing us to look like exact replicas of her but we also have a tendency to get triplets or even more in one pregnancy but there are 'Black Mareep' if you want to call them that in our family like my brother Jay he is a boy and he's an exact copy of my dad .. does that answer your question ?" I nodded before saying a polite "Thank you"
"Oh wait .. are my pokèmon fine as well ?" I remembered I had to ask that as well.
"I thought you'd never ask, they're all okay but your Gligar is a little .. freaked out ? He tried to excape when I tried to examine him"
I shrugged, which hurt a lot, "Yeah .. My team isn't sane so don't worry"
She just smiled and walked away leaving me with only a sleeping Danny for company.
It gave me time to think, Why did the crazy man kill Martin ? Where was Martins starter ? Why did he have a G on his suit ? Why are my pokèmon weird ?
With that on my mind I fell asleep, dreaming of evil people, a bloodthirsty Sneasel and an escaping Gligar.
When I woke up I noticed my cell phone was playing its standard tune indicating I was being called, I searched in my bag untill I found it and answered it.
"Hello .. ?"
"Stupid brat, never heard of a good answer like 'Hello this is ... speaking ?' brats these days .. never learned anything about proper greetings" a familiar voice on the other side of the line said.
"Who is this ?" I asked curiously.
A sigh was heard before the voice answered "It's Gardenia, you stupid idiot"
"Oh yeah .. could've known with the whole 'brats' stuff"
Gardenia sighed again before her voice became serious "Listen up, Roark called to inform me and the other leaders of your little incident and I have just one question .. did you have to bring the pokèmon down with force .. like the Gyarados attack ?"
I thought of the Sneasels eyes and shuddered before mumbling "Yeah .. I guess"
"Shit !" I heard Gardenia curse before the line went dead.
"Hello .. hello ? and she scolds me for not having manners .. " I turned my cell phone off and put it back in my bag, I wondered why Gardenia reacted the way she did about my answer before shrugging it off, it wasn't my business anyway.
Still no spellchecker so I did my best but there may be mistakes.
Disclaimer: I didn't steal the English crown jewels .. oh wait wrong one .. I don't own pokèmon ...
There it is the 13th chapter *Crowd cheers* and it has scary guy and scary , now dead , pokèmon !
Why you ask ? Because thirteen is commonly used as a number of EVIL *Insert evil laughter* so I couldn't resist torturing my poor characters.
Clearing things up;
1. Who is Martin ? Re-read chapter one ;) he was meant to die.
2. "The name's Amber here, Are you gay ?" ? First of all I have nothing against gay people because me and my parents are friends with a couple ever since I was little and they are some oft the most awesome people to exist + I added this because I questioned if Josh would turn out that way or not .. guess not.
3. Is Amber some escaped mental patient ? Probably ? yes *rolls eyes* won't tell just yet .. but she's .. weird .. like all my other characters.
4. You just killed a Sneasel and a human .. Bad you ! Yep, my mind is pure evil so it had to find a way to get in the story and this is how *insert more evil laughter* + this is no sparkly rainbow story .. most of the time.
5. *sigh* Jacob is going to destroy evil french speaking guy and save the world .. cliché. No he isn't .. do you see him saving the world with a Nidorino, Bidoof,Buneary and a 'energetic' Gligar ? I don't.
Reviewers:
Neelyn8r:
Glad you like the name !
I like writing Gardenia too, I found her a little too enthusiastic in the anime so I changed her.
Hope you like this chapter as well !
Omega the Omniscient:
Never mock a sister with an Ipod amigo, they can be vicious and scary (Me being the sister with an Ipod) but also beware of brothers with a game .. that's even scarier.
Hope this chapter is ass non-dissapointing as the others then ! Fake names are easy to do and Jacob and co aren't the smartest in the bunch so this is probably the best they can do anyway,
"Just Believe !" ... ... ... *goes to sit in a corner* sorry I'm not too optimistic .. nor am I pessimistic .. I'm in between.
*Hides in a corner and cries* modern dance *cries more* it actually gave me a nightmare a few days ago .. I had to dance and broke my ankle and then I fell and re-broke my collarbone (did that this year when falling off a horse, it's not a reccomendable bone to break) but I'm good now and about my dilligence (googled the word) I'm only 'dilligent ?' when doing something I like.
And about Ryan having unlimited resources that's mostly true, and do you notice French guy ? I'm thinking about naming him Pierre *CoughCough*
Translation of the french (used whatever knowledge I have off the language + google translator so feel free to tell me if it's wrong) and it's done dutch-french so this is my french-english way of translating it.
"Merde, je n'aime pas le sang sur mes vêtements .. ah les enfants" = Shit I don't like blood on my clothes .. ah children
"Très fantastique les enfats ont des cerveaux .. " = Fantastic the children have brains ..
"Pitié .. how do zee say ? Pity non ? I haz to kill zee children now .. mais oui une affectation es une affectation no ? Zee show must go on" = Pity, ... , But an assignment is an assingment, ...
"Oui André .. c'est une fête non ?" = Yes André .. it's a feast isn't it ?
"Aurevoir" = Goodbye
Really long authors note again .. anyway, if I work really hard the next update will be here before/on Thursday, I'm also getting my puppy that day *Squeals like some fangirl* so happy ~
And leave a review people ... please ? :)