A/N- Okay, this chapter is actually a little bit shorter than the last one. Sorry! I hope you like it all the same…reviews are highly appreciated.
It's Chadbook time! I just finished rehearsing with my Falls crew, so I have a couple minutes to update this thing. (By the way, it was a VERY intense scene. Poor Mackenzie found out that his uncle didn't die in a strange incident in a toy store, but is mysteriously missing).
Guess who's coming towards me? If you guessed a certain chipper brunette with a silly smile, you would be right. If you guessed Santa Claus, then you were horribly, horribly wrong. Gah, she's talking to me now! Really Sonny, as soon as I get out my Chadbook? The nerve of some people. Okay, I'll fill you in later!
Well, that was embarrassing. Seriously, I'm sitting here in shock. Let me recap for you…
"Hi, Chad! Isn't it such a lovely day outside?"
"Who says lovely anymore?"
Sonny tossed me her famous why-do-I-bother-you look. "That's not the point. So whatcha writing in that book that's not a diary?"
"Sonny, do we have to have this conversation now? Some of us are on tight schedules."
"Yeah, and the rest of us are too busy writing in journals," she murmured.
"Don't use the word journal either! It's a Chadbook!"
"A what?" Sonny looked extremely amused. I should've stayed quiet.
"A Chadbook! The word notebook is simply too plain of a word for me to use. It deserves a special name!"
Sonny slapped her forehead. That girl was weird sometimes. "Just because it has your name in it makes it special?"
C'mon now, she ALREADY knew the answer to that question. "Yes, Sonny," I said, talking slowly.
"Ya know you really irritate me sometimes, Chad. Why can't you ever do something generous, or help out at the animal shelter? Just in case you didn't notice, there ARE other people in this world!"
She went on for a while about me being selfish, but I kind of zoned out. Believe me, you get used to it after knowing Sonny for a bit. So, while I was zoning out, I noticed something sort of interesting. Sonny had eyes! Well, I mean I know she has eyes. But I've always thought of them as just abnormally large. But they're actually kind of…nice. I know, it shocked me too. Suddenly confident, I decided to try something.
"Your eyes are like big piles of pretty autumn leaves," I stated, while smiling charmingly.
The Random tilted her head, looking confused. "Wait, what?"
"Um, nothing." This is why I stuck to talking about me and only me! Today just wasn't my day. Chad Dylan Cooper never embarrasses himself. Ever.
"Ohmygawd! That was a pick-up line! Oh, and a pretty bad one at that." Sonny looked both alarmed and a bit cocky as she realized this.
Well, it was one thing to be embarrassed, but to insult my pick-up line? I don't think so.
"It was a great pick-up line!"
Her eyes widened with what I assumed to be happiness. "You admit it, then? It was a pick-up line!"
Nothing was going right for me today. But I still had to try because as I mentioned before, CDC never loses an argument. "So what if it was?" I cocked my eyebrow, in attempt to look mysterious. "It was an AMAZING pick- up line."
"Chad, you said that my eyes were like the summer leaves." She spoke slowly, as if waiting for me to realize my mistake. I didn't.
"Yeah, so?"
Sonny threw her hands up in defeat. "My eyes are brown!"
For once in my life, I had no comeback. Yep, you read that last sentence right. "Yeah, well…they look green."
Chadbook, it was very embarrassing. Sonny is probably still laughing at my stupidity. More importantly, why did I even say that? Mud. Chocolate. Tree trunks. All of those items are brown. Instead, I went with leaves. I must REALLY be tired. I'm gonna go take a chnap. See? Combining the name Chad with any average word automatically makes it 75% better. I really hope Sonny magically forgets about this tomorrow.
