"Alfred F. Jones! Hand me that ice cream cone right this instant!" I roared as I ran down the hallway connecting the main mansion and the courtyard. He was holding his cone with his right hand and pushing the door to outside with his left. "Alfre-mmph!" I hit my face against the metallic doors. "Damn it…" I groggily opened the door and took a glance at my garden. I had finally got the time to finish it. It was absolute beauty! I started on the garden right away when I had first bought this place. It took me forever to find the courtyard. I still can't find all the rooms-

*rustle*

I immediately heard rustling noises come form the bush right across from me. As I stepped coser to the rose bush, Alfred stumbled out and ran towards the water fountain. "Alfred! Stop running right now!" He stopped, turned to face me and began to slowly lick the sweet treat of vanilla and…bacon bits. "Alfred…if I count to 3 and you haven't given me the cone, you'll be in big trouble." He looked at me with his pouty face. I twitched. He knows I can't stand that face…I crouched down to his eye level. "I'm going to start counting, okay?….1…" He started pick out the bacon and eat it. "2…" He began to walk towards me, but stopped about three feet away from me. He continued to eat the frozen snack.

"…Alfie, if you don't want to be in the corner, hand me the-" I felt a cold sensation hit my crotch area. "Big Brother made a messy!" He said, pointing down to my lower area. This was the third pair of clothes I had changed into today. The first was when I Alfred 'accidentally spilled spaghetti on my favorite green sweater vest. The second time was when I was doing work for my boss, I was holding a hot cup of earl grey tea in my hands, and Alfred again 'accidentally bump into me while he was running away from a 'ghost'.

Bollocks, I have had enough of his shenanigans! I stood up and wiped the ice cream of my pants."Alfred!GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW OR-" I suddenly heard crying noises and sniffling coming from Alfreds' direction. He was bawling in tears. "Alfie…Don't cry.." He waddled toward me and gave my legs a hug. "Is*hic* big brother *hic* mad at me?" He said in between hiccups and sniffles. I sighed and picked him up. " No I'm not mad, I just want to know why you've been a bad bot all day." He wiped his eyes with his shirt sleeve and looked at me with his bib sky blue eyes. "I *hic* just wanted to spend*hic* time with you because*hic* your leaving tomorrow." I felt mad at myself for yelling at him. All he wanted to do was spend time with me. "Well lad, you should have told me before. I would have spent all day with you. Let's say, for the rest of the evening lets get dinner and play at the park. How does that sound?" I I moved the hair out of his face to see his sparkling eyes.

"Can we get Mc Donalds?" He looked at me with his pouty face. I laughed. "Yes we can get Mickey D's." I put him down and smiled at Alfred. Sometimes that boy is a bit to spoiled. I grabbed his hand and we walked to my car. Maybe I'm spoiled as well. Well as they say, like father, like son.

Oh. My. Goodness. I took my STAAR test today.(state of texas assessments of academic readiness) It was freaking long!

I know this story was really short but it was just an idea that came across my brain. XD It happens a lot. I have some questions.

1) Do you believe in ghosts? ( i watch ghost adventures and i believe in ghost because….just because!)

2) Spiderman or batman?( i heard people saying that on the bus so i thought about it and i vote for spiderman!)

3) Any fic request?

Thanks for reading!