A/N: Well my break proved to be interesting for this story. I managed to write the whole thing out to the end. It has changed since when I first started writing it but I'm happy with where it is going now. Hope you enjoy it.
Chapter 14: Team Wilson
House stayed in the doctor's lounge until his soaps were over and the infomercials took over day time television. He moved back to his office, found it empty and assumed that his doctors were off doing whatever they could for the patient, or because he had disappeared they had also disappeared. House paced for a moment in the office decided he was bored and to trick Wilson into a conversation he grabbed the case file and walked down the hall to the enemy camp, also known as the Team Wilson janitor's closet converted into a meeting room.
"It's got to be cancer," House stated as he threw open the door, interrupting Wilson in his lecture, and throwing the file onto the middle of the table between Doctor Robinson and Doctor Bennett.
"Your team hasn't isolated the tumor?" Doctor Bennett asked in disbelief.
"They aren't looking for cancer, they aren't oncologists. That's your job." House retorted childishly.
"My team is busy with their cases House. What do you really want?" Wilson asked.
"To chill with my peeps." House answered. "Aside for the fact that this office is way too small; you've got a nice set up…cozy."
"Since when are we your 'peeps'?" Doctor Robinson asked.
"Well you're not, I don't particularly like you but Wilson is my number one, BFF. He's my bestie. We're tight." House mocked and raised his hand to high five Wilson but Wilson ignored him.
"Cuddy took your little play thing away didn't she?" Bennett asked.
"Or she's withholding sex," House was sarcastic in his retort.
"Where is Rachel you had her with you this morning." Wilson asked noticing the absence of the child.
"Cuddy took her home after her diagnosis was wrong and my patient nearly died," House sighed.
"You let a child diagnose a patient?" Robinson asked in shock.
"Stop being so melodramatic, I agreed with her and so the diagnosis went to trial." House stated and rolled his eyes, "man, why are women so touchy on the subject?"
"Because Rachel is a child!" Wilson and Robinson stated at the same time.
"Ok, I get it, it wasn't my best idea," House sighed in defeat. "My new idea is cancer. Now get to work proving me right!"
Silence fell as the three other doctors stared at House.
"Ok, perhaps you'd like something a little more fun than cancer. I'm running an office pool based on some really juicy gossip. Two hundred is the buy in." House stated dramatically.
Wilson sighed and ran his hands through his hair, "Chase and Cicciliano are not sleeping together!" he stated in frustration.
"Taub believes Mussolini is trying to 'change' Chase and Forman is of the mind set that Chase just might let her." House stated playfully.
"What if Cicciliano is the one wanting and initiating the sex?" Bennett asked.
"That would be very 'Cameron' of her," House said thoughtfully. "Chase would like that a lot. Would you like to lock that in as your bet? Buy in is two hundred dollars."
"My money is on they catch onto you and do something to try and teach you a lesson." Wilson stated and slammed two hundred dollars down on the table.
"You are not allowed to tell them!" House stated.
"Aren't those always the 'House' rules?" Wilson asked with exasperation, "Now would you please leave so that we can get back to work?"
"Why would I want to do that? This is way more fun then what I was last doing," House smirked.
"My money is on sex on Cicciliano's side." Bennett stated and handed House the money.
"Any other buy ins?" House asked and looked directly at Robinson
"I can't believe you please!" Robinson stated angrily. "These are people's lives you are playing with. Who made it your business to meddle?"
"I'll give you two hundred dollars to just keep you mouth shut and pretend to be oblivious." House said and waved the money in front of Doctor Robinson's face.
"Forget it." she hissed.
"Then the two hundred dollars will go to the man who can keep Team Wilson's PMS under control." House stated, made eye contact with Wilson and Bennett and then stood. "FYI Robinson, or rather your new name shall be Bitchy McBitcherson, stop taking the bitchy pills every morning. This is exactly why I don't like you." He added and headed for the door. "You know where to find me when you find the cancer in my patient." House said over his shoulder just before he shut the door behind him.