A/N: Alright, this is it, I'm done. Thanks for reading. I'm moving onto another fandom now. Thanks for the time we've spend together but House, I'm just not that into you anymore!
Enjoy!
Chapter 22: The Jokes on You
House stood in the elevator pouting, his arms full of baby things as Cuddy stood beside him holding Rachel's hand. "This wasn't really my idea of date night," he whispered but not loud enough that Rachel would hear him over the crinkling of cellophane and the ping of the elevator.
"Greg, you have to accept responsibilities like this if you want to be a part of this family unit. This is the kind of thing we should be doing with Rachel and not dragging her around the hospital." Cuddy explained.
House sighed as the elevator doors opened and Lisa and Rachel led the way toward the appropriate apartment.
"Hello Chase!" Rachel smiled and jumped into his arms as he opened the door to Victoria's apartment and the sound of light chatter.
"Glad you could make it Monkey!" Chase laughed and let them into the apartment and the gathering of both Team Wilson and Team House, and the newest member of the family, Mia.
"So this is where you live, interesting," House stated and placed the gifts down with the others he saw piling up.
"I suppose I will not find peace now that you know where we live." Victoria smiled as Chase took the baby from her arms and found a place on the sofa next to Wilson.
"It's unlikely that you will find any peace with an infant in the house, but I will make you miserable as well," House answered as he looked around.
"You have a piano?" Rachel asked excitedly as she spotted the big black beast in the corner, "may I play it?" she asked politely.
"Absolutely," Victoria smiled, "you may want to take House with you, he's looking a little bored," she whispered playfully to the child.
Rachel grabbed House's hand and steered him toward the piano where they both sat down and began playing.
"Would you just breathe please and let the whole idea sink in?" Lisa whispered to House as he tried to adjust to the oddity of the situation.
"The idea is absurd." He stated.
"But it's their life." Cuddy smiled as she watched Chase, Forman and Taub pose for a picture with the baby.
"I give it six months, wanna put money on it?" he asked.
"No!" Cuddy stated and moved into the group of Doctors to put the hospital and all its Drama behind her.
The End!