Rika: I AM BACK! FROM THE DEADLEST HOMEWORK EVER!
Prussia: Oh really? It only took you 5 minutes since it was a review for your benchmark and you already knew you review this lesson 8 times.
Rika: SHUT UP! OR I USE MAH POWARS! *dark wings come out* did I ever tell you I was Goddess of Celestial Angels and Light? Also, I am now bringing Queen of Hell that is as known Goddess of Magic later on in this show.
Prussia: I shut my awesome self up now. *closes mouth*
Rika: Anyways this review is from The Rose Red Alchemist
Me: Hi～ This is Sammy Rose!
MJ: And Mikey! ～
Me: *fangirl screams*
MJ: Ah! My ears!
America: My glasses broke!
Rika: Who cares! Get on with the dares!
Me: Britain! *tackle hugs* Want to go out?...
England: If it gets me away from that wanker than ok. *grabs arms with Sammy and goes out with her*
MJ: Not this again... Just give France the tarantula dare...
Me: Right! Poke a tarantula with a stick, and let it jump on you. I don't like you, France, but since I'm nice, I'll give you some advice. Don't move!
France: *gets revived* what's going on?
Rika: *throws him a stick* your supposed to do a dare poke a tarantula let it jump on you.
France: *pokes tarantula and tarantula jumps on him* *Starts to scream and runs around*
Rika: Let him do that he will probably survive.
MJ: The spider won't bite you if you stay still! Now for Kiku-kun! A friend of ours did this. All you have to do is yell "FACEBOOK!" and smack someone in the face with a book. We don't care who you do it to.
Japan: FACEBOOK! *holding an open book*
America: *screams, and put Rika in front to block self*
Rika: Huh-! *gets smack by Japan's book, slaps Japan with fan* that's your warning.
Me: Oh! Me again! Umm... Russia, c'mere... *Pats lap* Let me sing you to sleep with a Russian lullaby I learned... I'm. Not. Scared. Of. You.
MJ: She's a good singer, and she's nice, but you don't want to cross her.
Russia: *Listens and sleeps in Sammy's lap*
Me: Doitsu!～ *ruffles his hair* Much better!
MJ: What the freak?...
Rika: *combs Germany's hair* There all better
!Germany: *rolls eyes*
Me: Alright, on with the questions! Who sings in the shower? Be honest or I'll rack you!
MJ: Fair warning, when she hits, she hits hard...
Rika: Honestly, I say Japan, even else agrees too.
Hetalia Cast: *nods head*
Me: Bye～
MJ: Wha?
Me: *drags Mikey out of the room* See ya'!
Rika: Bye! *waves*
Ok here is our next review from livvykitty*a girl about 14 that looks like Fem! England smashes the fourth wall with an ax and a bazooka in a flamethrower on her back*Hi guys! I was bored and decided to review. Can I be a hostess?
Rika: Of course you can! *gets duct tape and fixes the fourth wall* done!Germany: *face-palms*
Appearance: *looks at self* Crap, forgot the appearance changing potion! *drinks a potion and now has white wavy hair, gold eyes, Kitty ears, tail, claws and fangs. Wears a pure white robe*
Personality: fun, dangerous, bi polar, sweet, caring and evil.
Yeah. I'm Queen of Hell and Goddess of Magic. ^_^
Rika: Welcome! And your so purteh! *shakes hands with her* I am Goddess of Celestial Angels and light!
Hetalia Cast: *screams in fear and run in circles*
Kitty: What's wrong with them?
Rika: *shrugs*
I don't know, they just maybe excited!England: I'm actually your adopted daughter from the future. I was bored and came back in time with magic. DADDY! *tackle hugs him* I love you, Daddy!
England: Hi sweetie! *hugs Kitty* But who's the mom?
-Silence-
America: FAIRIES ARE TOO REAL! I CAN PROVE IT! Watch me now! *turns into a fairy with pink hair and baby blue eyes * I'm a snow fairy! Watch this now! *starts playing a flute until it glows pink and it starts to snow indoors*
America: So cold! *shivers to cold*Rika: *whole outfit turns into a white dress and white angel wings sprouts out* Uh, I couldn't explain (Spongebob's inference)
France: go to heaven. Guess what? IT'S THE LAST TIME YOU'LL EVER SEE IT, FROG FACE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *flames cover the area* what's wrong? This is only 350° C! A cold fire compared to Hell. :/
Rika: Nothing is wrong with me! Cause I got no problems at all *whole outfit changes into a red long-sleeve shirt and black jeans* it's just them *points at Hetalia cast*
Hetalia Cast: *screaming in high pitches and burns into the fire* HELP!
Rika: Turn the whole place back to normal expect France in hell, I don't want no one die in the Hetalia Cast.
Kitty: Fine. *snaps fingers and everything is normal expect France is in Hell*
Russia: give France back his souls... better yet, just give it to me. I haven't had a soul to eat in a while.
Russia: Da. *gives France's soul to Kitty*
Kitty: Thank you! *smiles evilly and eats soul*
Canada: I know you exist! I bet everyone PRETENDS you're not real because you're awesomer than them!
Canada: *blushes Thank you!
Rika: Yeah Canada! I notice you too! But people aren't reviewing about you, and it pisses me off when 'What?' About you, seriously!
Everyone: who's the best country? I'd bet either England Cu's he's awesome or Russia because he has breath taking scenery, vodka, great tourist attractions, vodka, and what was that last thing? Oh yeah, vodka. Done for now!
Rika: Well I talked to everyone, they say they are the best country themselves, so I don't : *shrugs* Good point. Anyways next review from
Italy Lover99!Yay Italy~ *hugs* I hope you don't mind but I brought two of my friends today... Celeste and Daphne!
Daphne: I said I didn't want to be here! You just want me here so that you can tell everyone I like Prussia... Crap. Em!
Em: I didn't do anything! Please don't hurt me! Italy protect me!
Italy: Ve~ Ok! *protects Em*
Prussia: Kesseseses! Finally someone likes me! *smirks at Daphne*
Celeste: Just ignore them.
They do this all the time. So onto dares and stuff...Poland, give me your pony.
Poland: Why my pony? My pony is cool! And it's mine!
Rika: *comes in with black angel wings* Give it to them now!
Poland: Ok ok! *gives pony*
Spain and Romano must kiss! Spamano forever!
*Both Spain and Romano gets kicked into the closet, and everyone looks at the TV screens*
-In the closet-
*Both Spain and Romano kisses
*Everyone outside: *snickers and taking photos*
*whispers* Italy, take Em on a date!
Italy: Well ok! *carries Em bridal style to a Italian restaurant*
Rika: Germany! Play a pocky game with me! *bits on the other end*Germany: Well... Ok *bits on other*
Japan~ *hugs*Japan:
*has poker face but has blush across face*
Well I'll get Daphne out of here before she kills Em or Prussia... or France... Well bye! *breaks down the newly fixed fourth wall*
Rika: *waves goodbye and uses magical mind talking to Kitty to fix the wall with duct tape*
Kitty: *fixes wall with duct tape while using magical powers* done!
Rika: *blushes while playing to the pocky game*Germany: *eats last piece and kisses her* I win!
Rika: *blushes madly and runs away*
Kitty: This is the end folks! Good bye! *waves goodbye*