for those who are waiting for this next chapter. I am Reallllly Sorrry it was really hard trying to find a working computer in Job Corp plus with all the snow this year
kitty: excuses, excuses when are you gonna stop lying to your readers fez; and what snow it was snowing last month
I wasn't lying kitty and i know it wasn't snow just the frost. i really did try on this chapter just took longer to type it then usual
kitty: oh please, you wrote it down how hard is it to type...you forgot your flashdrive again didn't you
um...do the disclaimer(walks away from question)
Kitty: fine; fez doesn't own YuGiOh 5Ds. now answer the damn question
(crickets chirping)
Kitty: hey get back here
Behind the Mask
At the stadium
The MC spoke in his oh-so-happy way "ladies and gentlemen, it's the moment you've all been waiting for. The semi-final match against our very own satellites' shooting star Yusei Fudo" the crowd cheered when he rose from the platform "and his opponent the Arcadia's Black Rose Witch Aki Izayoi" the crowd was booing when she was risen which made Yusei widen his eyes in shock
"Well Mr. Fudo, seems like it's time for the real challenge" she said putting on her duel disk
"It seems like our duelists are ready to duel, let's get this show on the road" said the Mc standing on his desk
(I'm going to skip this duel and get to the part when Yusei is running to Goodwin's office)
Yusei ran down the hall passing the same fire extinguisher for the third time "I'm lost"
When he was about to round the corner, a sector security guard flew past him hitting the wall
He looked only to see iron horse, out of breath, on top of two more security guards "you lost Mr. Fudo?"
"Yeah"
"Follow me" he said running down a few sections of hallways
Three more security guards with tonfas stood their ground "freeze"
Yusei was about to retaliate but iron horse ran forward and punched the first guard knocking him out then kicked the other two in the face
Yusei was surprised with his fighting skill "how'd you do that?"
"You learn a few things when you are locked up for more than ten years" answered iron horse still running
They reached a door with two guards on both sides of the door "you two can't come in yet, the director is in a meeting"
Yusei ran forward and knocked the guards out "sorry I didn't make an appointment, maybe later"
Both iron horse and Yusei walked through the door only to hear a familiar voice "I'm telling you this tournament is dangerous; didn't you see what happened to the last duel?" said a muscular man with blue hair and a sector security uniform
"Shouldn't you be guiding traffic than watching the tournament officer Trudge?" Said a man with a silver suite facing a window
"Ha ha very funny; look I think something bad will happen if you continue this tournament Goodwin"
"You don't get paid to think; Nick escort the officer outside" said Goodwin waving his hand
"Is Nick the one outside, because he's sleeping at the moment" Yusei said from the door
"Yusei what are you doing here?" demanded Trudge getting closer to him
"Congratulations on your duel, I hear you needed to speak with me?" said Goodwin looking at Yusei from the window
"Before that, aren't you going to escort him out?" said Yusei which made Trudge angrier
Goodwin nodded his head and two security guards walked out and carried Trudge towards the door "this isn't over Goodwin"
"There's something you don't see every day; the great pedo-trudge is being carried out by two weak guards!" said iron horse leaning on a wall
'I know that voice' "Fez quit calling me pedo-trudge" said trudge stopping in his tracks
"I would if it wasn't true"
"It was an accident" said Trudge throwing the guards at the wall knocking them out
Yusei and Goodwin were surprised by how Trudge just threw the guards like they were rag dolls "Trudge, what was an accident?" asked Goodwin sitting on one of his chairs
Trudge was about to answer until iron horse came forward "allow me to explain; six years ago, before Trudge was 'this', he was a guard at a lab where I was in. One day, when my girl and I came back from a mission, Trudge…"he was cut off by Trudge putting him in a choke hold
"You finish that story and I will bring you down like the old days" said Trudge with a little venom in his words
Iron horse started to smile from the hold he was in "don't you remember, you were never able to take me down"
Iron horse pulled Trudge over his shoulder and slammed him down with a big BOOM. Trudge was winded then iron horse put his foot on his chest "so anyway, when we came back from the mission, Trudge tripped and fell and his hands 'magically' appeared on her chest"
"I told you that was an accident!" said Trudge angrier
"She was ten"
"Still an accident"
"And that's why his name is pedo- trudge, it stands for pedophilic Trudge" said iron horse removing his foot from Trudge
"That is it, you're dead Fez" said Trudge getting up from the floor
When he was about to attack, a lioness appeared in front of iron horse "babe, you know I could've taken care of this right?"
"What fun will that be for me?" said the lioness shocking Yusei and Goodwin
"The lion can talk?" said Yusei standing still
The lioness glared daggers at Yusei and started to stand on its back legs. Once it stood its height, it started to change; hair on its head became longer, the face morphing into a human face, until it was a human being; but not just any human being a familiar female, Kitty
Yusei and Goodwin widened their eyes in amazement but also covered their eyes because she was completely naked "yes my girlfriend can talk" said iron horse putting his trench coat around her "Where's Kiwi?"
"FUZZY" said a little girl jumping on top of iron horse
Trudge widened his eyes at the energetic girl "That's her, isn't she?" he asked looking at Kitty
Kitty lowered her eyes to look at Trudge "yes"
"Fuzzy can kiwi get meat buns, kiwi loves meat buns now" she said jumping up and down
"When did you have meat buns?" asked iron horse raising an eyebrow
"At the little people's house, kiwi ate a whole lot of them" she said grabbing iron horses hand
"Alright let's go" said Kitty dragging Trudge in tow
"Why am I going" demanded Trudge
"You were supposed to leave anyway, and we have a bone to pick with you" said Kitty still dragging him through the door
As soon as they rounded the corner, iron horse looked at Kitty and they both nodded "kiwi, why don't you go find the little people I beat they have a lot of meat buns" said iron horse to her ear
"Okay fuzzy" she said skipping down the hall
As soon as she was out of sight, Kitty threw Trudge at the wall while iron horse put his foot on his shoulder "Trudge, how much do you know?" demanded iron horse
"About what?"
"About Kiwi" said Kitty crossing her arms
"You mean the fact that she is your Ten year old daughter?" asked Trudge which caused Iron horse to put pressure on his shoulder
"Who told you?" demanded Iron horse
"Serpent lord, Mad Dog, and G-war, before I quit. Don't worry I won't tell anybody"
"You better" said Kitty with venom in her voice
"My question is how'd you pull it off?" asked Trudge removing iron horses foot from his shoulder
"Pull what off?" asked Kitty
"Your pregnancy?"
"Remember the mission in Panama; it shouldn't have taken seven and a half months to complete. We found a local village and she gave birth there and when we came back we told them that the child is Kitty's baby sister because we found her parents at the mission site, dead" answered iron horse leaning on the other wall
"I remember that kitty was getting fa…" Trudge cut himself off when he looked at Kitty's glare
"You want to repeat that, pedo-trudge?" said kitty with venom
"No"
"Then keep it that way or else you want your foot shoved up your ass" she said
"Are you going to tell her?" asked Trudge standing up
"Not yet" answered iron horse looking down
"Then when?" said a voice from behind them
"Sensei, what are you doing here?"
"Looking for you, you've been gone for an hour" she said leaning on the wall
"So, when are you going to tell her, and how was it possible to give birth at age six?" asked Aki crossing her arms
Kitty started to cry which iron horse gave her his shoulder "it was seven and back then, the scientists gave us a serum to make us look ten years older. When she became pregnant, we kept it hidden from anybody else except from the few who actually know. If the scientist found out that she's our daughter, they would have done more tests on her and put her in missions with that damn lizard David" said iron horse clenching one fist
Aki was confused at the moment but iron horse understood why "I never liked David, always trying to 'get with her,' and I especially dislike that green headed boy trying to hit on her every moment he gets"
"Talk about over protective father, well I'm heading out. Don't worry I'll take this secret to my grave, but you do need to tell her before she finds out on her own and you don't want that" said Trudge getting up from the floor
Kitty rubbed her eyes and smiled "I should go find Kiwi before she gets lost"
Iron horse was about to follow until he caught Aki's gazed "what?"
"You're a father?" she asked crossing her arms
"In courtesy of the lab" he answered
"At age six?"
"Yes, and it wasn't our choice, we looked like we were ten years older"
"So in other words you lost your virginity before I did? Those bastards the next time I see them, they won't see the light of day by the time I'm done with them" said Aki clenching her fists
"Good for you sensei; by the way, Yusei is talking with the director so…have fun" said iron horse catching up to Kitty
Aki became red with the realization 'I completely forgot about our promise for after the duel'
"I'll probably do what I did last time" she told herself
"kidnapping?" said a voice which made her jump
"Kiwi what are you doing here?"
"mew, kiwi got lost so kiwi found big booby lady" said kiwi a little red
"Well I'm going back to the buses, you wanna come along? I got food there" said Aki extending her hand
Kiwi held her hand and gave a big smile "kiwi will love that" she said twitching her cat ears
'you know, for being fezs' daughter she's kind of cute with those cat ears and tail' thought Aki losing track of time because they arrived at the buses
"How'd we get here so fast?" Aki said to herself
"Kiwi is very fast" she said with a smile
They got to her bus and noticed that it was rocking back and forth on its own "big booby lady, what's happening to the bus?" asked kiwi pointing to it rocking very hard
"I have no idea kiwi" she answered going to the bus
She opened the door and loud moaning sounds came rushing out which caused Aki to slam the door shut blushing like a tomato "yay, it's fuzzy and soft tail sister" jumped kiwi towards the bus
"Oh no you don't" stopping kiwi from reaching the bus
"But kiwi wants to wrestle naked too" she said lowering her ears and tail which made her cute
Aki started to smile from kiwi's antics "how about this, you find someplace to sit and I'll get meat buns and wait for fuzzy and soft tail sister to come out Okay?" she asked crossing her fingers behind her back
Kiwi grew her smile and her ears shot up "yay meat buns" she said jumping for joy
(one hour later)
Aki and Kiwi were eating on a park bench in front of the buses when Iron horse walked out and Kitty wobbled out "Foozy" said Kiwi with her mouth full of meat buns
Kiwi jumped on iron horse and this time he caught her while Kitty was leaning on the bus "is this month mateing season or something?" asked Aki crossing her arms
"why'd you ask?" said Kitty breathing hard
"because since you two 'reunited', you guy's have done it like twenty times; and it's only been two days. Even kiwi wanted to join you two, so I'm asking is it mateing season?" asked Aki still crossing her arms
Kitty took a deep breath and looked at Aki with a smile "tomarrow is the last day of the season, so for an entire season we were very horny and when we saw each other the whole reason I punched him was just hormones but in reality I was…you get the idea" said Kitty catching her breath
"Is that the reason fez is over protective of kiwi, because she is also in heat?" asked Aki raising an eyebrow
"Worse, if me and fez aren't with her, then she'd screw that green headed boys head off. At least she has her mind on food then on sex 24/7; that's our job" said Kitty getting proped up by iron horse
"If this continues, you will get pregnant again" said Aki going towards her bus
When she realized what she said, she looked at Kiwi's excited face "Kiwi's going to be an aunt? Yay" she said jumping for joy
Both Kitty and Iron horse glared at Aki for what she said "sorry" she mouthed to them
"No Kiwi, Kitty is on the pill she is not pregnant" said Iron horse making kiwi stop jumping
"Soft tail sister is not carrying a baby?" asked Kiwi with her ears down and her tail between her legs
Iron horse looked at kiwi and gave his reasuring smiles "its okay kiwi, maybe next year" he said petting her head
Kiwi started to nuzzle and purring at his touch "its okay fuzzy, kiwi will wait" she said with a smile
Iron horse turned pale when he heard bones cracking behind him "you see what you did fez?" demanded Kitty cracking her knuckles
Iron horse grew a smile and looked at Kitty "why not?" he said which made Kitty go red
Aki looked at them both then turned to Kitty "where did you get birth control pills?" asked Aki crossing her arms
"Under your mattress, I didn't take a lot" said Kitty looking away
Aki went into the bus and came back out carrying a little devise with pills going in a circle "THERE ALMOST EMPTY!" she screamed putting on her duel disk
"The box said take one before every session, so I took one before every session" she said growing a smile
"I HAVE TWO LEFT" Aki calmed herself down "what am I going to do for later on"
"Are you allergic to latex?" asked Kitty which confused Aki
"No why?"
"Try using condoms, that works too" said Iron horse
"I never thought of that, thanks guys" said Aki with a smile
"Glad to help" said Kitty eating a meat bun
"hold on, you just figured this out? Does that mean you never let him use a condom the whole time you two were doing it?" asked iron horse facing his sensei
"I've been on the pill this entire time…well…not anymore thanks to two horny animals" said Aki glaring at the two
"Hey…we take that as a compliment" said Kitty continuing her eating
"I have another question?" asked Iron horse
"what is it?"
"where's kiwi?" he asked which caused both girls to look for the missing girl
(meanwhile) in a supply closet
Kiwi was looking at a small boy with green hair, tied up on a chair blindfolded and gaged "don't worry small person, Kiwi is going to wrestle naked with you. Kiwi wants to have fun like fuzzy and soft tail sister" she said which made him hard in his pants
"Seems like your ready small person" she said turning off the lights
kiwi: yay fuzzy finished chapter after months of pro...pro...sleeping
i wasn't sleeping kiwi; and i wasn't procrastinating either
kitty: just being forgetful
shut it kitty, just do the prediction for next time
kiwi: OO kiwi wants to do it fuzzy
kitty: yeah fuzzy kiwi wants to do it
fine kiwi if you do me the honors
kiwi: Next time- Davy is coming and fuzzy doesn't like it; what happened with kiwi and small person, and does soft tail sister have a baby. kiwi hopes so
great idea kiwi i'll write kitty prego and fa...
kitty: finish that sentance andyour dead
fat
kitty: that's it your dead
kiwi: r and r