Rika: *crashes through wall in car and jumps out* I AM BACK! *strikes pose*
Germany: Vhere have you been?
Rika: someone over the rainbow, and you should talk with your accent more often even though I am lazy to type it.
Anyways finally my computer is fixed and has Microsoft Word (FINALLY!)
Em: Yay! Here is my review!
Em: I forgot to do my appearance and stuff!
Appearance: Short dirty blond hair and blue eyes. Very petite. Wearing a pink dress today!
Personality: Random, crazy, and nice (unless angered)
Likes: Italy, dresses, pink, chocolate, and pasta
Dislikes: France, seeing people cry Warning: I get really hyper when I have chocolate or candy (except on Mondays) and can't control what I'm doing!
Rika: PINK! NOW WITH THE DARES! So now that's done... Dares and truth and other stuff!
Rooooooooooomaaaaaanoooooooo! ...Hi.
Romano: Hey.
Rika: *uses epic 'What the F' face*
China- I want a panda! Give me one NOW!
China: Why ~aru?
Rika: Just give it to her!
China: Goodbye panda ~ aru. *gives panda to Em*
Em: Thanks China.
Italy- Do you *mumbles* play the pocky game?
Italy: Ve~ ok! *plays pocky game, eats last piece and kisses Em*
Em: *blushes*
And that's all my mind cab think of today.*hugs Morgan* Yay its Morgan! This is going to be so much fun!
Swirly: *hugs Em* I know right? This is fun!
Rika: GERMAN SPARKLE PARTEH! *waves glow sticks around*
Prussia: *fists pumps in air with glow stick*
Austria: Um, what do I with this? *holding glow stick*
Germany: vhat the? *staring at glow stick*
Rika: *turns on lights* Ok this review or I can say private message which someone doesn't have to do… From Irene n Valley
Hey! Could I be a host? It would be epic to prank the hetalia guys...! Haha! Anyway, I am short, with long red pigtails to hide my epic horns! The world will in fact end if I become bored and I'm a sucker for flattery. I am not a morning person and am practically nocturnal. Do you have room for an epic prankster and demonic host like me? If nit I'll still send awesome dares!
=^o.o^= epic kitteh face!
Rika: Sure you can, also the world will never end CAUSE ALL OF US WILL KEEP IT ALIVE WITH LOVE AND PEACE! Oh god I sound like France back there.
Irene: *walks out from backstage* Hi! *waves*
France: you are to pants Russia.
Every host except Irene: What? (O_O) *sees France and Russia* HOLY SH-! *faints*
Rika: *gets back up* is everyone ok?*
Em: Perfectly…
Kitty: Wonderful.
Swirly: Not really.
Germany: you must dress as a ballerina for the entire chapter
Germany: *grumbles* JA, fine. *takes dress and goes to dressing room*
Kitty: Hey Rika, I think you should see this… EVERYONE DUCK DOWN!
Rika: Hmm? *sees Germany in ballerina dress* what the motherfu-! *whole world blows up*
Irene: I KNEW IT!
Rika: *uses magical powers to make everything normal again* WHY OH WHY GERMANY? *goes on knees bursting into tears*
Germany: it's only a dare, just calm down! *lifts Rika up*
Rika: I WILL SURVIVE! Nah, I don't want too. *blacks out*
Kitty: Great, she black out it's now up to us to save the show.
Em: We can do it!
Swirly: Yep we can!
Irene: Hehe…
Austria: you have to try to play death metal on a electric keyboard
Kitty: Ok Austria, go try to play death metal.
Austria: How do I play it?
Em: *face-palms* the review said to TRY it! Duh!
Austria: *epically fails*
All Hosts except Rika: *face-palms*
Italy: may I pretty please make some pasta for me! I'll give you my pizza!
Italy: Ve~ ok! *gives pasta to Irene, gets pizza and eats it*
Em: Hmm *crosses hands on chest*
Poland: give Canada a makeover to make him more noticeable, he's too epic to be ignored!
Poland: Like, ok *gives Canada a makeover*
Canada: I feel Beautiful! *eyes sparkle*
And anyone and everyone who asks who Canada is will have to streak through Switzerland's yard.
That is all! Good job and keep writing!
Rika: *gets back up* Ugh, what happen? Anyways let's keep on going here is a review from Kristie
Canada I love you you're my country after all where is B.C located on you?
Canada: I don't know ~ maple!
Also since you went on a 3 hour rant listing all of America's faults I want you to list all of America's good qualities
America I want you to kiss Canada on lips
Kitty: INCREST ALERT! INCREST ALERT RIKA!
Rika: *puts on headphones and listen to 'Just Be Friends' by Luka on iPod* Just be friends, oh we gotta do just be friends, its time to say goodbye, just be friends. (x3)
Em: *eyes sparkle*
Swirly: *eyes sparkle too*
America: *eyes clothes and kisses Canada* Bleh.
Canada: *blushes* so is this how we feel love from brothers…
Kitty: Here's review from Shade and Sora
Rika: Those names remind me of Final Fantasy…
Shade: what's up!
Sora: Hello
Shade: Can Sora be a host~
Sora: I-I don't think it's-
Rika: Sora its fine you can join! *lends out hand and brings Sora*
Yuna: Whatever France...uh...jump out of a cliff
France: *near cliff* My, I won't ever jump out of a cliff! I am too sexy-!
All hosts except Rika: *pushes France off cliff and snickers*
Scarlet: Host has to say I'm sexy and I know it every time you end you sentence
Rika: Hey Germany! ~ I'm sexy and I know it!
Germany: Vhat?
Rika: I said ~ I am sexy and I know it! I mean ~ I am sexy and I know it! NO I SAID YOUR NAME! ~ I am sexy and I know it! ARGH! ~ I am sexy and I know it! *burst into tears* He doesn't love me! He will think I am ignorant! ~ I am sexy and I know it!
Swirly: It's ok Rika! *hugs Rika*
Em and Swirly group hugs Rika
Rika: Thanks guys ~ I am sexy and I know it
Irene: It's ok! We always here to help!
Shade: Romano~ kiss Spain then punch him until he cries~
Romano: Why that tomato bastard? *kisses Spain and punches him*
Spain: Ow! Romano why you hurting me? *gets punched* Stop Romano! *gets punched again and starts crying* Stop I say! Stop! *curls into a ball*
Rika: Aw, it's ok Spain! *cuddles with Spain*
Germany: *glares at Spain*
Swirly: Someone is jealous! *giggles with Kitty*
Sora: Uh...*gives everyone their favorite snack* k-keep up the good job!
Rika: Thanks Sora! *hugs Sora and bites chocolate*
Swirly: YAY HERE IS MY REVIEW!
Rika and Germany sitting in a tree, K- I- S- S- I -N- *whacked* Ouch...
RIKA: AH! Um I mean! Whoa that song is… Umm interesting! *blushing and covers face with hands*
*smiles* Norway~! *glomps*
Norway: Oh my… *blushes*
I like you Rika~! So tell Germany your feelings~!
Rika: *blushes furiously* Um Germany…
Germany: Vhat is it?
Rika: *puts chocolate into Germany's mouth* I love you…
Germany: *trying to speak but chocolate is stuffed in his mouth* MMMMRHH *eats all chocolate* vhy did you do that?
Rika: *blushes* Um, I am nervous if you're going to talk if I said, I love you…
Germany: I love you too *kisses Rika's forehead*
Rika: *blushes and giggles*
Swirly: *taking pictures* MUAHAHA
*hugs Em* Nice it see you again!
Em: *hugs Morgan* Yay! Nice to see you too!
*thinks* Hey, what should I take for a Fine Arts class next year? Dance or Graphic art? They both sound so cool! *high school is HUGE*
Rika: Now, come to think about it. I don't know too! I mean Graphic art is cool and amazing drawing on online and stuff or whatever, and dance is cool to move your body around and be a hell of a dancer. So I got nothing! *shrugs*
POCKY! *eats chocolate pocky* Yum~
*gives hostesses a pretty necklace* Now we are all connected! *evil glint*
Rika: Muhaha! *dark angel wings come out of back*
Irene: *shows horns and smiles evilly*
Kitty: *gets out axe*
Swirly: *shows fangs and claws*
Em: *dark aura comes and gets out knifes*
Rika: So how do we use our anger against too?
Everyone: France
All Hostesses: PERFECT!
France: HELP ME! *getting tortured*
-Later on there was blood everywhere on the walls but it was clean after everything was perfectly normal-
GUYS! Someone needs to sing Taylor swift! She's awesome!
Rika: *sings to Germany* you belong to me! Oh you belong to me! *hugs Germany*
I'm done gu- Oh! Em kissa Italy!
NOW I'm done!
Em: *kisses Italy* Hehe! I love you Italy! *hugs Italy*
Italy: I love you too Em! *hugs Em back*
Kitty: YAY MY DARE!
Guys I don't love England like THAT, just as a parent. I'm in love with... *mumble* I'm in love with... *whisper* I'm in love with ROMANO! ROMANO, DAMNIT! *mad blush* I need caffeine. *drinks a few cups of coffee* PERFECT!
Rika: You also need to calm down too! *pats Kitty's back*
America: Just cuz I wanna see this, go to an ATM, get money and when it comes out scream 'I WON! I WON!
Rika: America, here's my credit-card go to an ATM and get 200 dollars for me.
America: *puts card into ATM and 200 dollars come out from ATM*
I WON! I WON! *fists pumps into the air*
Rika: CALM DOWN! Besides it my money! I need to buy more food in the food court *makes order to buy more food in the food court*
France: I really, really, really hate you. Jump into a pit full of spikes and honey. The honey will attract black bears that will eat your battered body. Then I get to take what ever is left, burn it, throw the ashes into 12 chests, send one to each planet, one to the sun and the moon and incinerate the last one with laser guns. Don't worry, I'll revive you and we can repeat this painful process again and again!
-LATER ON-
Rika: How many times he's doing this?
Kitty: About millions of times.
Rika: Oh…
Japan: Give yourself some kitty ears and a tail. I wonder how Greece would like it...
Japan: Meow.
Greece: OMG IT SO FLUFFLEH!
Everyone: *rolling on the floor laughing their butts off*
Russia: in Soviet Russia, one becomes YOU!
Russia: Da, it one becomes me- wait what?
Kitty: AH HA! So you're now yourself but you're not in Mother Russia anymore!
Russia: NOOOOOOO!
South Korea: Stupidity originated in Korea Da-ze.
Rika: So that means my pillow from South Korea?
South Korea: No, but your chest is.
Rika: *gets out scythe* you saying?
South Korea: Nothing…
Rika: *puts back scythe* I see…
Everyone: *sings* what would you do~ for a Klondike Bar?
THE GAME! XD! THE GAME! XD! THE GAME! THE CAKE IS A LIE! THE GAME! XD XD XD
Rika: *laughing ass off* OMG WOW REALLY FROM PORTAL? AHAHA! And I don't really know what do for a Klondike Bar, I don't drink.
Irene: Here is from Luckysee12
heeeello my hetalians! I want to be a host! I should tell you what I look like, huh? I have side wept bangs to my right side, and blonde hair to my chin, covered by a grey knit hat, I wear a pair of well-worn jeans, a black tank top (like Germany's but with a little lace) and a grey hoodie. I'm also one of the states! Minnesota to be exact. Now that that's out of the way, let's do some dares!
Rika: Welcome!
Lucky: *comes out of backstage and waves*
England: I dare you to tell America that you're pregnant- with Switzerland's baby :3 no one is allowed to let America or Switzerland know that this was a dare until afterwards
Rika: KITTY WHY IS YOUR DAD PREGNANT? AND WHY IT'S SWITZERLAND'S BABY? SO SWITZERLAND IS YOUR MOM?
Kitty: I DON'T KNOW? AND NO! HE'S NOT MY MOM! UM… WHAT DO WE DO?
Lucky: Guys calm down! It's just only a dare!
Kitty and Rika: Oh…
England: America you wanker! I am pregnant and it's Switzerland's baby!
America and Switzerland: WHAT!
Germany: go get some action with your favorite host! Go into the closet and get as steamy as the rating will allow!
Rika: *gets blindfolded* Dam *gets toss into the closet*
Kitty: This rating will be up or not!
-In closet-
Rika: *takes off blindfold* Hmm, Lucky said something about getting steamy… Hmm
Germany: Do you know what does it mean? *takes off shirt*
Rika: PSH! I DO KNOW! Good thing I got this machine that works and hot steam comes out to make it steamy *turns on button and steam fills the whole closet*
-Outside of Closet-
Kitty: WHY NO ACTION? *flips table*
Swirly: I WANNA FLIP TABLES TOO! ARGH! *flips table*
Lucky: I give her a hint *opens closet and sees Rika playing poker with Germany* RIKA! One hint! Take off your shirt! *shuts door*
Rika: *uses What the F face* Um, it's not that hot… But ok *unbuttons and takes off shirt*
-Later on, while something happens between Rika and Germany in the closet-
Rika: *opens closet door* that was the most lovable day I ever had!
Germany: Agree!
Japan: I want you to kiss your favorite host
Japan: I don't have any favorite host, sorry
Rika: *holds Japan's hand* Japan just let it out! Just kiss someone! *has serious eyes that is twinkling*
Japan: R-Rika… I… *kisses Rika full on the lips*
Swirly: OMG!
Kitty: Oh crap, EVERYONE HIDE! GERMANY IS GOING TO LOOSE IT! *goes into closet*
Em: *digs a hold and hides*
Swirly: *goes into closet with Kitty*
Irene: *goes into closet*
Sora: *goes into another closet*
-In closets-
Kitty: I think everything is fine now. *open closet door and sees a bomb going towards Kitty* Oh crap! *closes door* Maybe a few minutes few stop
-There was a war between Japan and Germany, Rika was there standing frozen, after war was over everything it was normal-
Russia: as soon as Germany and a certain host are out of the closet, it's our turn. I'm 'becoming one!
Russia: Da, you will become one with Russia! *drags Lucky into closet*
Romano: you have to tell France 'take me now! I need you' you can't harm him, and neither can anyone else
France: you can't have sex with Romano. Yet.
Romano: Take me now! I need you!
France: Ohonhonhon- WHAT? I CAN'T? NOOO! *jumps off cliff*
Rika: I guess this is it! Bye everyone! *waves* REVIEW!
Swirly: Make sure to dare Rika go to the closet with German- *gets whacked* Ow!
Rika: Um, it wasn't me! *hides rice paddle behind back whistling*
Chibi Hetalia: WE WILL BE WAITING! *waves*