Rika: *comes in wearing a black mini skirt with white blouse with a black tie while having black' n ' white stocking with black vans* I feel like I am wearing Hatsune Miku's concert clothes for Rolling girl. ANYWAYS! I AM BACK! *poses* Also this is my new outfit
Lucky: Here's my review from 4 in the morning!
Rika: Oh god *twitches* How can you wake up so early? I can only wake up at 5!
And I'm back yet again! I dedicate so much time to this... it's 4 in the morning where I am, but you guys deserve it! ok, I'm gonna need more dares for you guys... ok here we gooooo~
Prussia: [truth] do you swallow or spit?
Prussia: I spit! In an awesome way! *spits at a vase*
Austria: I dare you to sing 'Never gonna give you up' by Rick Astley
Austria: *clothes turn into Rick Astley and puts on glasses* I am never gonna give you up! Never let you down! And hurt you!
Hungary: *eyes glitter and drool*
Switzerland: I dare you to give me some chocolate.
Switzerland: Fine. *gives chocolate to Lucky*
Lucky: *eats it chocolate* omn mon nom!
Germany: I dare you to do the usual. But spice it up a bit this time.
Rika: *gets drag into the bedroom* I want to watch TV!
-It was very smutty between Rika and Germany-
Rika: Spice! *pets little bunny* (Len's inference in the video Spice!)
France: I want you to talk to someone, and whenever you need to make a point, pelvic thrust.
France: You see here America! *pelvic thrust in front of America*
America: Elvis… *sniffles*
Romano: I dare you to have some yaoi happy times with Japan just for the crack pairing factor. :3
Romano: *kisses Japan and hugs him*
Japan: *eye twitches* why?
Rika: Oh god, I let kiss and yaoi and all but sometimes you must be in the yaoi bedroom! *kicks Romano and Japan into Yaoi bedroom*
Italy: I want you to grab someone's e-zone.
Italy: *pets Rika hair*
Rika: *shivers and falls asleep*
Lucky: So her e-zone is petting her hair? Oh well!
America: it's not 5 feet its five meters pffft can't believe I did that... I'm dying from too much laughing, lol. Ok I dare you to grab France's ass and say 'Let's do it in England's seat like last time'
Rika: I THOUGHT IT 5 FEET LONG! THEY LIED TOO ME! *shoves sandwich in America's mouth*
America: *eats whole sandwich* Thanks Rika! -grabs France a**- Let's do it in England's seat like last time!
France: Ohonhonhon!
England: HEY YOU WANKERS! THAT IS MY SEAT!
England: I want you to make me some scones because I seriously like scones. (My friends think I'm weird, but I really do like scones)
Rika: scones are good! I love taro flavor!
England: Finally! Someone loves my scones! *cries and happiness while making scones and gives scones to Lucky*
Lucky: *eats scones* doesn't taste that bad!
Greece: I want to give Turkey a seductive lap dance
Rika: *kicks Greece and Turkey into yaoi bedroom*
Greece: *gives lap dance to Turkey in a seductive way*
-Later someone was screaming-
Japan: I want you to French kiss England. It has to last at least 30 seconds and if you don't last that long, you have to restart adding ten seconds for each time you have to restart.
Japan: This will ruin my reputation but at least it grabs attention… Or not… *French kisses England*
England: *Frozen* I can't! *French kisses Japan*
Russia: I think you know the drill by now. *French kisses* thaaaaank you France for your wonderful gift to the world, you damn frenchie. For this wonderful invention I grant you a blow-up doll, and a box of Germany's p*rnos (like you need them, with Rika around. Dat ass) I hope these ones are good, too and thanks for the hug!
Rika: *stops eating pocky* So Germany watches me every time? *has a stern 'What the F' face* AND FRANCE GOING TO WATCH ME?
France: Ohonhonhon! Thank you! I surely well love Rika well!
-War has now started between Germany, France, and Rika-
Rika: *standing on a hill next to Germany while holding a scythe* We WON!
Everyone except France: *cheers*
Em: Here's my dare!
Rika: I put your reviews together!
Em: My friends have arrived!Em: I have brought my friends Daphne and Celeste!
Daphne: Hola!
Celeste: ...hi.
Em: Prussia, my friend Daphne likes you!
Prussia: Kesesseses! Someone likes me west!
Germany: At least my person owns this show and holds a scythe in her hands.
Rika: *gets out scythe and shows license*
-Silence-
Daphne: Do you have to tell EVERYONE?
Em: ...Yes. Japan, Celeste likes you! Now onto dares and such;
Japan: Thank you Celeste, I appreciate that you like me. *smirks trying to get attention*
Rika: *cuddles with Germany* Nya~!
Norway- Tell Morgan how you feel about her!
Norway: I love you Morgan.
Swirly: *faints*
Rika: *brings Swirly to waiting room* Morgan wake up!
Swirly: Huh? *gets up*
Rika: Don't faint when you get nervous! Just accept it ok? *hugs Swirly*
Swirly: Ok…
Morgan- *points to necklace* everyone else needs these!
Swirly: Of course! Everyone does! *wears necklace*
Everyone: *wear necklace*
Random Rika: CONNECTION! *rides away on a motorcycle*
Romano- Who do you like?
Romano: *mumbles* Kitty…
Kitty: *blushes and eyes goes wide open*
All hostesses- We are going on dates! Daphne shall go with Prussia and Celeste will go with Japan while the rest of us go with whoever we want! Put someone random in charge then let's get out of here!
Rika: Irene! You're in charge! *goes into changing room and comes out into a bright lavender dress that goes to knees with no sleeves* let's go Germany!
Irene: Well I guess I am in charge! *claps hand together*
-Later everyone had dates and it was fun-
Rika: I am back! *flings door open*
Hostess: *comes back from dates*
Swirly: MY REVIEW!
Duncan: Morgan, why did you faint?
Morgan: That happens when I'm embarrassed!
Duncan: So you faint when you're embarrassed and ramble when you're scared? Interesting. Morgan, go kiss Norway.
Morgan: *blush* *faints*
Rika: *wakes up Morgan and makes her kiss Norway*
Swirly: *blushes and faints*
Duncan: I torture my sister so well. But why can't I ban yaoi? I hate it! It's disturbing...
Rika: BECAUSE! People need it! Even this show! If there is no Yaoi than this show will be boring! But I BAN GerIta.
Kitty: Why?
Rika: *brings out a video clip* Also while reading this part listen to Deep Sea Girl by Hatsune Miku!
-Video clip starts-
Some random person who review – Germany I dare you to kiss Italy!
Germany: Ja, fine *kisses Italy*
Rika: *stares while Germany kisses Italy and starts shaking*
Kitty: Are you ok Rika?
Rika: *looks down and bangs cover eyes and tears go down face* I am fine… NO I AM NOT! *jumps out of window and sinks into an ocean*
Swirly: Rika!
Rika: *splashes into ocean and whole outfit turns into a black long black dress and sinks very deep*
Kitty: *looks out at window* No wonder she was twitching at the review, Morgan help her!
Swirly: On it! *jumps out of window; dives into ocean, and legs turn into a mermaid tail* Rika I am coming for you!
Rika: *looks up and see Morgan* Morgan… *tears start to fall and sink deeper into the darkness* (Rika: That's how my wings color change when I get mad! Em: Shh! Keep on going with the story! And it's also getting sadder! *sniffles*)
Swirly: *lends out hand to Rika* Grab on!
Rika: *thinks* (Why would I ever go up again? I know I have a Truth or Dare, but I guess he won't love me anything more… Since I sink deep in the ocean, but I have made my choice I know who I really love…) *reaches hand and grabs onto Swirly*
-Later Morgan and Rika were in the Truth or Dare place-
Kitty: Are you ok Rika?
Rika: Yes, I am fine… I have made my choice… I am going with Japan…
-Tape explodes cause of Germany-
Kitty: HEY WE WERE GETTING INTO MORE GOOD PARTS!
Germany: We still have to do a Truth and Dare! Duh!
Rika: Right! *hugs Germany*
Morgan: *wakes up* Never ban yaoi! *blinks* Rika, you turned me into a mermaid? I guess I can forgive you... *jumps in pool* this is fun! *changes the color of the water*
Rika: Thanks! I was trying to wake you up, but I realize you were a mermaid when water hits you so I turn you back! *shrugs and walks away*
Duncan: *backs away slightly* you are strange...
Morgan: And you're not? Kitty! Go kiss Romano! *slightly sad because Romano is favorite, but is glad he at least likes Kitty*
Rika: You're strange! How come you don't have any powers? If you have powers to ban Yaoi, I swear I will torture you with France in the closet…
Duncan: Japan, why were you attacking the door earlier? *doesn't know about crush*
Japan: You don't need to know… *covers blush and checks if Rika was looking*
Morgan: *sighs* you know what! I give! I you permission to make Duncan a host. Besides, he'll keep coming back anyways...
Duncan: *cheers* Woohoo!
Morgan: *face-palms*
Rika: DON'T BAN YAOI! IF YOU DO I GIVE YOU YURI! *shows a picture of Belarus kissing Hungary*
Duncan: Umm…
Rika: That's right.
Germany: *drags Rika into bedroom and locks the door*
Japan: *gets out katana and stabs door* WHY YOU KEEP ON BRINGING HER TO THE BEDROOM? DO I GET A CHANCE?
Swirly: DARE RIKA WITH GERMANY INTO THE BEDROOM!
Rika: *screams inside bedroom* NOOOO! Why can't I do just kissing?
Lucky: Scream his name!
Kitty: *sweat-drops* Hehe! Review next time!
Prussia: ZE END! *closes book*
China: Rika doesn't own deep sea girl or Hatsune Miku ~ aru!
Chibi Crew: We will be waiting!