Rika: Okay! I am back feeling fresh! NOW WITH DAH DARES! *drinks water*
Wise Rika: *appears with eyes close, and opens eyes* Please be warn there will be a little smutty in here. Okay? *disappears*
Everyone: DERP!
Rika: Omg Lucky you know what?
Lucky: What?
Rika: This is Russia's little brother reviewing.
Lucky: yay!
Um...Oh! H-hi! I'm Dmitri Braginsky, Russia's little brother and I'm seven years old today. I'm also known as Georgia...no, not the state, America... Hi Brother! Um, since today's my birthday, can everyone sing happy birthday? If that's okay with you. I don't want to be a bother to any of you if you don't want to. I'd understand if you didn't. Big brother, I got you a sunflower!*hands you flower* I planted it myself! Big sister Ukraine helped me! And big sister Belarus! I made you a dolly that looks just like big brother!*Hands you doll* Do ya like it? Huh huh do ya! Do ya! Hi mister Italian guys! ...are you gay? Also what does gay mean?
Rika: *spits out water* PSSSSSH! Gay means happy! Hehe!
America: Aww… *uses sad face*
Everyone: Happy Birthday!
Russia: Why it looks wonderful, da? And also thank you for the flower.
Lucky: *holds Russia's hand* Da.
Rika: *covers both Italy and Romano's mouth* Umm yeah! They are happy!
Morgan: It's Em review!
Em: No one freak out, but I lost Celeste and Daphne. I have no idea. How dangerous they'll be by themselves so... Who cares? I'll just move on with the dares and stuff!
Russia- Dress up in a tutu!
Lucky: Oh hell no!
Rika: Come one Lucky!
Lucky: Fine.
Russia: *in tutu* this is weird, da?
Everyone: *nods*
Shoves France in a piranha infested tub* that felt good to do...
Kitty: Yeah, it does. *watches France scream* I really like the wonderful sound.
England- Shave your eyebrows!
Rika: I got a razor, someone shave it. NOW.
England: (; A ;) I shave them *gets razor and shave eyebrows* AAAAAAAARGH!
China- Let me cut off your pony tail!
Em: *gets razor and cuts off*
China: ARGH! MY PONYTAIL ~ ARU!
Rika: *gets China's ponytail and puts it on his chin* CHINA YOU HAS A GOTIE!
China: Wha ~ Aru! *ties taking out ponytail our of chin*
America- No burgers for the rest of the chapter!
America: *uses sad face* (; A ;) NOOOOOO!
Rika: You know, you can eat my homemade cookies.
America: *blow nose on tissue* Thanks *eat cookies*
Romano- No cussing for the rest of the chapter!
Romano: *groans* Fine, I try.
Everyone- At the end of the chapter we shall ballroom dance choose your partners now. I choose Italy!
Rika: Lucky get Russia, Morgan with Norway, Kitty is with Romano and than me with Germany. *holds Germany hand*
NOW FOR MORGAN'S DARE.
Duncan: You guys never did what I asked you too...
Morgan: Good.
Duncan; DO IT NOW!
Morgan: *faints*
Rika: NO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU DUNCAN?
Duncan: I don't know, it funny when she faints.
Rika: *head slaps Duncan with a fan* this is your last warning, and you will be in the closet with France.
France: Ohohohohohoh!
Em: Shut it France!
Duncan: Nooo! Don't! I don't want to rape!
Rika: So stop making your sister faint.
Duncan: Perfect. Now, Liechtenstein, who do you have a crush on? You never really answered that question. We *points to himself and Morgan* can force it out of you...
Morgan: *wakes up* Huh?
Liechtenstein: Um, I kind of do like my brother… But I can't really answer that question much. *blushes*
Duncan: That's it we are forcing out of you.
Rika: *gets out scythe* Um Duncan, the goddess of Celestial angels said she wanted a person be guilty for forcing something out from private information.
Duncan: Oh, who is that?
Rika: You. Now you shall. Run.
Duncan: Crap. HELP ME! *runs away*
Rika: YOU SHALL RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE! *chases Duncan with scythe*
Duncan: Quick! Some guy hug her!
Morgan: W-what? *faints, again*
Duncan; she faints too easily...
Rika: *pushes Duncan into a closet with Prussia* Psh, they will be fine.
Kitty: This review from Tigherlily 99
Can you switch Italy and Romano's curls? I wanna see if Italy gets real b*tchy and Romano becomes all airheady and if Spain tries to get in Romano's pants.
Italy: YOU SON OF A BSDKFDKSFJKSDFJ!
Romano: Hey Italy! Don't be so mean!
Spain: Hehe!
Rika: It explains everything! We must switch brains too!
Kitty: Nah… We shouldn't
Rika: Now it's for Lucky review, and also I LOVE YOU LUCKY FOR MAKING THIS REVIEW! YOU CAN HAVE RUSSIA REST OF THE NEXT CHAPTER! *hugs Lucky and gives her Russia*
Ok so I'll start spreading the love! I sound like France... Ok so I'm going to give everyone some dares! I'll name off couples I want to see, and you guys have to be paired off for the episode! Your dares with involve your partner(s) and you have to perform it with them. Crack pairings may or may not be issued ;) You can't kill your partner either. Ok here we go!
Rika: Psh, you don't sound like France, France sound like himself. If you know what I mean.
RikaxGermany
MexRussia (I'm pretty much safe because no one ever dare Russia :( I wonder why )
JapanxGreecexTurkey (yes, I'm giving out love triangles too!)
EmxItaly
DaphnexPrussia
LietchensteinxSwitzerland
CubaxCanadaxFrance
UsxUk
RomanoxSpain
ChinaxEstonia (Crack pairing strikes XD)
(I just couldn't resist)
AustriaxHungary
SwedenxFinland
ItalyXBelaura (Ever since i've started doing this, i've really started to dislike gerita...)
SealandxLativa
LithuaniaxPoland
Ok there's the pairings.
Dares: Rika: Crack parings, for the : You have to put a piece of starburst (the candy) in your mouth, and your partner has to fish it out using their tongue
Rika: *puts starburst in mouth* I want to eat it.
Wise Rika: There shall be smut shown, so be warn. *disappears*
Germany: *holds Rika hand and kisses her*
Rika: The Starburst is mine! *chews on starburst*
Yeah, you get the part with Germany fishing out the starburst out of Rika's mouth.
ROLLLLLING GUUUUUURRRRRRRLLLLL!
Morgan: Um, why is there a Rolling girl sign?
Rika: I felt random at this time.
Belarus: Seduce your partner
Belarus: *pushes Italy in bedroom*
Em: *cries* (; A ;) ITALY!
Poland: Give your partner an example of your 'dirty talk'
Poland: So like, I love you wear pinkish sexy stuff around you and me…
Lithuania: Oh god… *twitches*
Morgan: We know you like it! *nudges Lithuania*
All Hosts: Give your partner a hickey!
Rika: *gets out Hockey Stick* Here Germany.
Germany: Um…
Lucky: Um, I said Hickey not a Hockey stick… *sweat-drops*
Rika: … Um how do I do it?
Lucky: Make a mark on their neck.
Rika: Oh okay. *punches Germany neck*
Germany: OW HEY!
Rika: She said a mark on the neck, and sorry.
Lucky: This is hard to explain…
-Rika soon realize how to do a hickey by Lucky-
Rika: So I bite his neck?
Lucky: I can say…?
Rika: But I already have one on my neck by him! Besides I am not a vampire!
Lucky: *face-palms*
China: Lick your partner's belly button
China: Why ~ aru?
Rika: A dare is a dare or else I glue that ponytail or yours to your chin.
China: *gulps and licks stomach Estonia*
Estonia: *shivers* Dam.
France: demonstrate your favorite sex position with your partner(s)
France: This is my favorite position. Ohohohohoh. *on top of Canada and Cuba*
Cuba: Is it me or is it crowded here?
Canada: I don't know.
Spain: Grab your partner's ass
Spain: *grabs Romano's ass*
Romano: HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT'S KINDA… AKWARD! *still remembers dare not to curse*
Sealand: put a stick of gum in your partner's mouth without using your hands
Sealand: *uses mouth and puts gum into Latvia's mouth*
Latvia: Errrrr…
Russia: Latvia are you going to chew that?
Latvia: Um yeah! I am! *chews on gum*
Greece: Give an intimate body massage to your partner(s)
Greece: *gives Turkey and Japan massages*
Rika: YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI! I am done.
Estonia: Both you and your partner have to pick out someone random from the group and have them remove a certain amount of clothing. How much clothing is your choice
Estonia: I PICK THE ENTIRE HOST TO TAKE OFF ALL THEIR CLOTHING!
Morgan: *faints*
Duncan: Wasn't my fault! *raises hands up*
Kitty: umm *takes off all clothing except girl's outer clothing*
Em: I AM COLD! *covers body*
Rika: WHY ALL OF US? *covers body* I AM SO COLD! *cries* (; A ;) *runs into a shower with Em and Kitty*
Lucky: Come let's become one Russia! *holds hand with Russia and goes to bedroom*
England: Exchange an article of clothing with your partner
America: These clothes are TIGHT AS HELL!
England: Quiet! Your clothing is loose on me!
Cuba: Lick ice cream off of your partner's chest (only one partner, you choose which one)
Cuba: This is weird… *licks ice cream off Canada's chest* Ew.
Canada: *shivers and is scared* I wanna go home!
S. Korea: Claim your partner's...ass! lol no breasts for you!
S. Korea: *cries and grabs Ukraine ass* (; A ;)
Ukraine: AAAh! *cries* Russia help me! *cries louder*
There you go! I hope this made it enjoyable!
Rika: *comes back with towel around body and takes off with regular clothing on* It was wonderful. *kisses Germany's cheek*
Lucky: Now for Kitty's dare!
HI! Sorry it's been a while. I've been in a creative slump. ^^'IT'S A GOOD THING I HAD ALL THAT SUGAR! 0w0
Rika: Yay for Sugar! *drinks Pepsi bottle*
DARES! And stuff...
England: run around yelling 'THE BRITISH ARE COMING!' XD OH THE IRONY!
England: *groans and runs around* THE BRITISH ARE COMING! OH THE IRONY!
Everyone except England: *laughing their asses off*
Russia: *throws glitter and rainbow stickers on him* LOL! HOW DO YA LIKE THAT, COMMIE? XD
Russia: Da, I do like it, and oh! A rainbow sunflower sticker! Nice!
America: Dude... *whispers so everyone can hear* I see dead people. *looks serious for a few minutes then breaks out grinning* NOT! OMG, you should have seen the look on your faces. XD Hilarious! I CAN see unicorns and fairies and stuff though.
America: *Has an epic pounding face frozen on face*
Germany: *throws Skittles at him* TASTE THE RAINBOW! TASTE IT! DOESN'T IT TASTE YUMMY? XD
Germany: Ouch! Hey! I can't taste it when you're throwing it at me!
Rika: GERMAN SPARKLE PARTEH! *runs around in circle with skittles falling down from the sky*
Prussia: *starts screaming and kicking him* Yay! I totally kicked someone! Then why do I feel this... *dramatic music* TERRIBLE SILKY EMPTINESS~?
Prussia: OUCH! WHY ARE YOU KICKING THE AWESOME ME? *uses epic pounding face*
Italy: did you speak to the weasel? Bad things happen when you speak to the weasel! *gets an answer* FOOL! I AM THE WEASEL! *it starts to rain chocolate*
Italy: Ve ~?
Rika: THAN THAT MEANS I MUST BE THE TROLL! *runs around screaming* YOU MAD BRO?
Everyone: THE GAME! XD
Everyone except Rika: SUPER BOWL! *everyone fists pumps*
Rika: IT'S A LIE! NO WAIT THE CAKE IS! I just ate it and it tastes horrible. *tears goes down face* (; A ;)
Japan: Thank you for Vocaloid! :D BUT! WHY DID YOU (during WW2) KIDNAP KIDS, MUTILATE THEM WHILE STILL KEEPING THEM ALIVE, PUT THEM IN A FREAK SHOW, RAPE THEM IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE AND THROW ACID ON THE FACES OF MISBEHAVING KIDS? (THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE!) D: For that, you have to tell everyone what you did and listen to Justine Beaver on loop for the rest of my dares!
Rika: IT'S ASS WHOOPING TIME! *gets out scythe*
Oh yeah that was from Dark Wood Circus, that song was sad. DAM YOU JAPAN WITH EDO PERIOD CIRCUS! *lounges on Japan and smacks him* WHY ARE YOU SO HORRIBLE? *cries* (; A ;)
Japan: Hey don't blame me! It was the boss! MY BOSS! *goes in front of everyone* I listen to Justine Beaver on loop. *cries* (; A ;)
Spain (so random..): Run around with your underwear on your head and scream "I'M GAY FOR GERMANYYYYY~!"
Spain: *running around* I AM GAY FOR GERMANY!
Rika: *cries* (; A ;) Why? *screams like Hatsune Miku from the song Disappearance of Hatsune Miku*
Morgan: Whoa, I herd some screaming!
Duncan: MY EARS! QUIT SCREAMING!
Rika: *stops and hugs Germany* DON'T BE GAY! I LOVE YOU! *cries into his chest*
Lucky: *has sadness in eyes* THIS COUPLE SHALL LIVE EVEN ME AND RUSSIA SHALL LIVE!
Everyone: *cries*
Morgan: I just love drama sometimes.
France: Whenever you laugh your French laugh and/or use your rape face, you have to run around in circles and scream "RUN FOR YOUR VIRGINITY~" Until you pass out.
France: Ohonhonhon! Oh crap *Runs around in circles* RUN FOR YOUR VIRGINITY! *passes out*
Kitty: Um, I didn't expect that to happen that fast.
Romano: *kisses Romano* Tell anyone... and... And I'll... GAH! O/ / /O
Romano: Um…
Rika: Ha-ha!
SUUUUGAAAAAR~! *running around the room*
Rika: Come on kitty calm down. It's time for the dance.
Rika: *comes in laced white dress without sleeves connected on shoulder but on arms, red rose in hair, and white slippers while letting white chibi angel wings out of back*
Em: *wearing a light pink dress with tiny pink bow in hair, and white' n 'pink slippers*
Kitty: *comes in red dress wearing green emeralds jewelry with red high heels*
Lucky: *wearing a sunflower dress with sunflower patterns, sunflower in hair, and yellow slippers*
Morgan: *comes in purple dress with black heels and dark purple rose in hair*
Rika: Sorry Morgan, I got no ideas what colors you would wear so I thought purple would fit you since you first came.
Morgan: it's okay.
All Host: *grabs partners and waves goodbye* Review next time!
Wise Rika: *comes in wearing white angel dress* See yah! *waves*
Disclaimer: I do not own Vocaloid or Anything but myself (Rika)