Hello and Welcome back to "Off The Set Interviews!" I really appreciate the reviews you all have given me. Enjoy this second chapter!
Disclaimer: Nope. Not mine.
Me: Welcome back everybody! Thanks for the awesome reviews and I hope this one will be more... Comical. *Evil grin*
Everybody: ...I have a very bad feeling...
Me: Okay, Po. This one's for you, from travelg. "Do you have a crush on Tigress?"
Po: ...
(Director of the show -aka me- whispers to Viper to lead Tigress outside)
Viper: Tigress, would you mind if you come outside with me?
Tigress: Um sure..
(As the girls walk out, Po sighs in relief)
Po: Okay. Truthfully, yes. I..do have a crush on Tigress.
Crane, Monkey, and Mantis: ...
Po: What?
(Viper and Tigress come back)
Tigress: That was pointless.
Viper: But it's true isn't it?
Tigress: *Blush* W-Well...*Sigh* I can't believe you did that just so I would admit... that.
(Everyone else except Viper and Tigress are confused)
Viper and Tigress: What? Oh. Sorry.
Me: okay.. Though I didn't hear what you said, I bet the "secret" spy cameras know. Heeheeeheee...
Tigress: If you-!
(Already watching the video by myself in a little corner)
Me: Hahahahahahaha! Aww! The little kitty has a-
(Tigress has a vien popping in her temples)
Tigress: Call me kitty again, and I swear...
Me: ...o.O..OKAY! Next question! Also from travelg. "Mantis, how come in Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness you were willing to marry someone of your own species knowing you will get your head bitten off?"
Mantis: ...Good question. Answer this. Why wouldn't you want to marry a super hot chick? Even if it did meant getting my head bitten off! I mean dude, again, hot.
Me: ...
Everyone else: ...
Me: Okay then... Tigress! Last one from travelg. "What do you do in your spare time when you're not training or fighting bandits?"
Tigress: Well, I-
Viper: She stares at Po.
Tigress: ...I DON NOT!
Viper: Denial~
Tigress:YOU ARE SO DEAD AFTER THIS VIPER!
Viper: I can't hear you over all your denials~
Tigress: ... I'm. Going. To. Kill. You.
Me: So you're saying you do?
Mantis: She probably also daydreams of him...
Monkey: Yup..
Tigress: ...I hate you all.
Me: Well, we still love you! Now, answer the question please.
Tigress: Well, before these idiots interupted me, I was going to say, I write or study more information about past masters of Kung Fu. Other than that, I read or just meditate.
Me: ...You sure?
(Tigress glares at me)
Tigress: Deffinately. Sure.
Me: ...Okay. If you're sure, then what's up with these drawing of you and Po?
(Shows the cast the amazingly drawn pictures of her and Po)
Tigress: ...YOU WENT INTO MY ROOM! GIVE ME THOSE! *Blushing*
Me: *Giggles* Oh sweet, sweet revenge.
Everyone except Tigress: ...
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love being the host! Okay, next question is from Atnight1. This one is for Shifu! "Did you know what had happened to the pandas? I mean, somebody must have brought it up... And if so, why didn't you tell Po about his origins?"
Shifu: My, I actually have heard about what happened. I've heard it from someone in a farthern maybe North of China near Po's Panda Village. It was from some sort of... bunny ma'am and I have unexpectidly heard about it. Well, the main reason why I did not tell my students, especially Po, was because it was a little too late for me to warn him. Thus not being able to tell him about such a thing.
Me: ...Wow. So formal. Okay, good to know. Next is for Viper from.. me! "Viper, do you still dance for your dad?"
Viper: Why, yes. But he doesn't see it much. Though that's only because of the missions and stuff.
Me: Hmm.. .I'll have to talk to your father soon...
Everyone: Huh?
Me: Shoot, did I say that out loud? Meh. Whatever. Anywho, Crane, this one's from UsagiBella. "Do you Quack?"
Crane: ...
Everybody: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Crane: ...No.
Monkey: You sure?
Mantis: Yeah. Not even in private?
Crane: ...I'm deffinately sure.
Me: You guys lost the bet. HA! You owe me and Bells 120 Yuan each! Which is like.. 500 yuan*!
Monkey & Mantis: Dang it..
Me: Any who, lastly, Monkey. "Do you love bananas more than cookies?"
Monkey: ...No. I honestly like the cookies better than bananas. Though, I can ask her if she can bake me some banana cookies..
(Monkey stares off into space thinking about the vixen.)
Me: ...Well, that's all for today folks! Hope you enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed typng this! See you in the next chapter! Bye!
*- Yuan is the currency of China. I decided that maybe Bella and I can go to china and buy some stuff.. :P Review and tell me what you think please! Bye!
