Hello! I know, I update pretty fast huh? I actually feel a bit guilty writing this since it's really fast and stuff. Enjoy!
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Me: Welcome back awesome people! This is the fourth chapter of the interview and the questions just keep on coming! Thank you amazing people!
Tigress: Welcome back.
Viper: Hello again!
Crane: Nice to meet you. Again.
Monkey: Yo!
Mantis: Hello ladies!
Po: Hey again everybody!
Me: Nice greetings.. Any who-
Po: Hey what happened earlier after you left the stage?
Viper: Yeah. We heard screaming.
Tigress: We also heard bones cracking and whipping sounds...
Crane: Sounded painful.
Shifu: Please tell me you didn't...
Me: ... Yeah. I did. I pretty much beat the living day lights out of them and such, with my wicked Kung Fu moves!
Po: Who taught you Kung Fu?
Crane: The guys barely look beaten...
Me: One, I taught Kung Fu myself with the help of books and the internet and some friends. Two, I fixed the injuries 'cause I need them to freaking be here. People still want to qestion everyone. If there's no Monkey or Mantis, then that wouldn't be everyone. Enough chit-chat, let's get on with the questions and answers! From.. Pie, for Po. "Why are you so awesomely cute and sexy?"
Everyone: O_O...
Po: ...Umm... thank you...? Uhh... guess it's because I'm a panda? Y'know. Being.. um.. fluffy and all...
Me: Wow.. Awkward.. Okay.. Next from Pie for Viper. "Are you a vegetarian?"
Viper: Uhh.. More or less. Considering I don't have fangs, I can't yet can eat meat. I choose not to eat meat though. So.. I guess you can say so.
Me: Cool. Last question from Pie for Tigress. "Do you think Po is sexy?"
Everyone except Po, Shifu, and Tigress: ...AHAHAHAHA!
Tigress: ... No.
Me: I bet you do.
Tigress: ...No.
Me: You sure?
Tigress: ..Yes.
Me: So you do think Po's sexy?
Tigress: NO! I meant that yes I'm sure that I don't think Po's sexy!
Everyone but Po: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Po: ...This is kinda awkward...
Me: No, it's funny! Ahem, anywho, next one from Randomness to Monkey. "Have you ever thought of yourself getting neutered?"
Monkey: ...No. No I haven't and I don't think I will...
Me: .. Awkward questions but quite funny. Next one from Randomeness to Shifu. "Has Po ever embarrassed you so badly that you wanted to make him train so badly until he can't move?"
Shifu: Actually, yes. But of course, since he is the Dragon Warrior, I couldn't train him too hard. Next time he tries that, he probably won't be able to move until next week...
Me: ...Wow. Try not to embarras him next time ok Po? Next from Randomness for Mantis. "Has Po ever sat on you?"
Po: ...Are these questions trying to embarrass me?
Mantis: Actually, yes. He has. Of course for revenge, I accupunctured him in his sleep and he was paralized until someone took them out. Funny thing is, that was the day after the huge embarrassment and Master Shifu kicked Po out of the Palace, making Po land on his face.
(Everyone except Tigress and Master Shifu break into laughter)
Me: Hah. Next- ahem. Next one from Randomness to Po. "Do you often sing and dance in your underwear? And do you have nosebleeds when you think of Tigress?"
(Everyone burst into laughter again except Tigress, Po, and Shifu. Again.)
Po: ...No. No I do not dance or sing in my underwear. At all. And no. No I do not get noosebleeds when I think about Tigress...
Me: ...HAHAHAHAHA! Oh, a-ahem. *Cough* Okay, next, from Randomness to Tigress. "Do you want a piece of pie?"
Tigress: Uhh... No thank you...
Me: ...Next one for Crane from.. me! "Do you ever 'Ka-Kaw?'"
Crane: ...No. No I do not "Ka-Kaw"...
(Everyone except Tigress, Shifu, and Crane break into laughter once again.)
Me: Phew! Well, that's all folks! Hope you liked it! See you next time!
P.S. I meant to update this yesterday. Sorry if the top confused you...