What Did I Get My Self Into!

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Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight…unfortunately

Bella POV

This is so embarrassing Carlisle is sitting here putting a diaper on me…talk about awkward. And this is going to last a whole month. (A/N They're on summer vacation) What is even worse is that Edward is going to have to see me like this and…oh god Emmett! I am never going to hear the end of this! Well at least the pack isn't here or I would just die of embarrassment.

"Does the baby want to see her family?" Carlisle said in the most annoying voice ever. Before I could respond he had picked me up and took me down stairs where the WHOLE Cullen family was waiting! Ugh could my life get any worse!

As soon as Emmett saw me he started to play Peek-A-Boo with me…now just imagine a dude the size of a grizzly bear playing Peek-A-Boo. Yeah adorable. And the sad thing was for some reason I was enjoying it…JASPER!

"Jasper! Stop messing with my emotions!" I said giggling like a baby in between each word.

"No can do darlin'! I have orders to influence your emotions so to keep you a happy baby!" He explained, his southern accent showing a little bit.

I looked to Carlisle who I realized was still holding me and was getting ready for the next embarrassing event to happen, when I was picked up by Emmett and he blew air bubbles on my belly! I screamed out of shock and it tickled a lot! I was laughing while Esme was preparing me something to eat I realized everyone was hear except for Edward. As if Alice could read my mind she said,

"He is picking up a few things, he should be here in about 3, 2, 1" and just as Alice said one Edward ran into the house and took me out of Emmett's arms and crushed me to his chest.

"I've missed you princess," I love him so—wait did he just say "princess" oh god, please tell me he isn't going to go along with this!

"OK, family meeting" Carlisle boomed

Everyone rushed into the living room.

"Ok, you everyone is aware of how Bella acted clear," I blushed when he mentioned my horrible behavior, "ok so now we must set the rules. Here are the rules no talking, no walking, you cannot feed yourself, me or Esme will bathe you and change your diaper, you will sit in a car-seat when we drive somewhere, you will ride in a stroller when we are in a store, you will take naps, have a bottle every hour, and lastly every time you violate these rules we have to add an extra day to your month. Got it, good, ok everyone you are free to go" Oh. My. Gosh how am I going to survive a month living by these rules this is going to be the longest month of my life!

Esme POV

Oh look its' time for Bella to have her bottle.

Edward can you bring Bella in here, it is time for her bottle. I told Edward knowing he would hear. (A/N just in case you couldn't figure it out she is talking through her mind) Edward came in carrying Bella on his hip and I just had to laugh at the way they looked because Bella isn't the actual size of a baby so her feet were almost touching the ground! He set Bella down on the counter while I heated up her bottle. I could tell Jasper was messing with her emotions and making her curious because she was crawling all over the counter, and when she arrived at the sink she was looking at like she has never seen one before, it was quite funny to watch.

"OK Edward her bottle is ready" I said while making sure it wasn't too hot.

"Ok Esme, do you want to hold her or set her in the highchair?" He asked amused with watching Bella and keeping her from falling off the counter.

I think I'm just going to set her on the couch with her head in my lap while holding the bottle. So taking Bella off the counter, with me following behind Edward set her down on the couch with her head on my lap.

"Ok, sweetie there is only milk in here so you should be fine drinking it," I said so she wouldn't freak out because she didn't know what it is. I put the bottle in her mouth while her face turned 4 shades of red. Edward, Jasper and I were laughing at her embarrassment. It took her forever to finish because Edward told she isn't a fan of milk if it isn't with cereal.

"Bella, you have to finish the bottle." I said hoping I wouldn't have to put up a fight with her. Before she was to answer Edward stopped her

"Remember Bella, you can't talk!" I almost laughed out loud at her expression!

"Come on Bella if you finish the bottle, I'll wait an extra hour before you get your next bottle" I compromised with her. I saw her thinking about it and I saw Edward smile (A/N let's just pretend that Edward can read Bella's mind) so I knew that he read her thoughts and knew that she was giving in.

"Edward what did she say?" I asked already knowing the answer.

"She agreed" He answered with a smile

Great, this makes things a lot easier. I held the bottle for her again while she finished the rest of the bottle slowly and painfully. When she was done I had to burp her for 20 minutes because people her age normally don't need to be burped but I did get it out of her! After that was done I handed her over to Alice, well I think Alice is going to get revenge on Bella for getting her banned from her favorite store. Good luck Bella I thought making Edward chuckle.

Alice POV

Muhahaha! Now I shall get my revenge on Bella for getting me banned from my favorite store! As Esme soon as Esme handed her over to me I ran up the stairs and locked her in my room. Jasper was in the room with me to keep her emotions in check. I could tell she was scared out of her mind right now and I would be to if I was her. Jasper was laughing at all the different emotions.

"Alice I don't think that the amount of evilness radiating off of you is normal…" My husband trailed off while I look at Bella with an evil grin.

"Alice I'm serious Bella is scared out of her mind right now, remember I have to keep her emotions similar to a baby's, meaning that she should be about ready to cry in about 3 minutes if you don't cool it, I mean I can't even control the amount coming off of you!" he said kind of scared and shocked at the same time, probably because he has never been near someone who's emotion was so great he couldn't control it. Well I guess he is right I should probably calm down I really don't feel like having a crying Bella right now.

"OK, I'm good, I'm good. So Bella I think we should figure out what clothes to put you in since those clothes are way too inappropriate for a baby, don't you agree Jasper?" I asked him knowing that if he didn't agree with me it wouldn't be a happy day for him!

"Of course dear, very inappropriate," He a said in a shaky voice but happy that me and Bella calmed down.

Bella was just sitting there with a confused expression on her face. I was about to ask what's wrong when I realized that that is Jasper's main emotion he would use for Bella because it kept her preoccupied. As she was playing with Jasper, I was finding an outfit that a baby could wear but would fit Bella. As I was working I noticed that Emmett came in playing with Bella with Jasper. It was kind of cute to see two men playing with their "baby" sister. Ah ha! I found the perfect thing!

"Oh Bella!" I called stepping out of me and Jaspers walk-in closet into our bedroom. When she turned to look at me she saw what I had in my hand and almost sprinted towards the door! But, luckily my darling husband caught her and set her down in his lap. I told Jasper and Emmett to leave the room so I could change her. When turned around I she was already blushing, I don't know why there are only girls in the room. Oh well, her problem not mine. I made her sit down on the bed but she wanted to be difficult and crawl away every time I would set her down!

"Bella, stop moving so much! Just sit still!" I screamed then I almost instantly regretted it. Bella's eyes watered up and she just started bawling! I almost slapped her to get her to shut up but then I thought of what would happen if I did, 1: Edward would kill me, 2: I love her she is my sister, and 3 I forgot that she can't control her emotions because of Jasper. Sigh

"Esme, I need some help up here!" I called out while trying to get Bella to calm down at the same time. Esme came up looked at Bella sighed and then just picked her up and said,

"Shhh, Shhh, down its okay just let Alice change your clothes and it will be over. Jasper try and calm her down" She said trying to calm down Bella, while getting Jasper's help.

"I'm sorry Bella I just got frustrated that you wouldn't sit still and that I am banned from my favorite store, I'm sorry" I said soothingly while rubbing her back. When she finally calmed down I had Esme help me with changing her clothes. Knock, knock I knew who it was from the smell but didn't expect them to come over…well Bella is in for a big surprise!

Ok, so here is the Chapter Two! I hope you enjoyed it now for me update I just want at least 3 reviews! And if you're wondering what time period this is in, it is before New Moon and right after Twilight-No Victoria, James, or Laurent. Also the Cullens and the Pack are friends and Jake doesn't love Bella it makes things easier! REVIEW!