Disclaimer:
(Ahh) Girl look at that writer,
(Ahh) Girl look at that writer,
(Ahh) Girl look at that writer,
I-I-I, I disclaim.
Just terrible. A/N at the bottom.
I am really cool
I'm sexy and I know it
'Cause Apollo's boss
That was one of my famous haikus. Everybody criticizes them, so I guess that they're kind of infamous, but I don't see anyone else making any up! Besides, you try to fly the sun chariot almost 24/7 and still write haikus. That thing can't be alone for too long, you know!
And then I have to maintain all of my sexiness. I may be a god, but I still need my product. Not to mention how I've got the most work of all of the Olympians. I'm god of, like, fourteen different things! How I manage it all, I'll never know, and I know everything!
Hmm. Maybe I should be King of Olympus, the way I handle everything. Zeus gets stressed and angered too easily. *Thunderclap*
*Raises eyebrow* See what I mean? Haven't you ever wondered how the Grand Canyon was created? Not by rushing water, if that's what you were gonna say. It was created when Zeus was super angry at this Amish village. To this day I can't tell you why. That's also how Dakota was split in two.
Oh well. As long as I don't get bags under my eyes, I'll just flash my smile and strut my stuff. *Snap*
I tried to make sure that Apollo was still arrogant enough. And I tool the disclaimer and part of his haiku from the same song.
Responses:
SakuraFlutist: Thanks for the review! And I'm super happy that I could influence your point of view like that! Here's your cookie! (::)
A person in a place: No problem! You enjoy that cookie, and here's another! (::)
Now who would like to win a cute little kitten? =^.^=