Disclaimer: Did you know that you could get grounded for putting glass in a garbage disposal? Did you know that I didn't, but I might as well have? Did you know that that's why I missed a day? Did you know that I don't own PJO? Well, now you do.


Mortals… Why can't they use their common sense? As the goddess of wisdom, stupidity isn't one of my favorite things. People don't think through their actions and it drives me insane. I'm not Ares; I'm not into unnecessary war.

Yes, war is one of my specialties, but the way I see it is diplomacy first, war later. Besides, I don't start wars. I just assist the ignoramuses so that they don't get blown to bits. Honestly, how do you think that America, a small group of colonies that couldn't work together, bested the greatest army in the world, more than once?

Well, I suppose that I'm not as ignored as most. When the mortals get their acts together, then I'll be content.


Alright, short one. But once again, a boss goddess who does what she wants. Also, anything that I say in these cannot be reflected upon me. I don't hate men, I don't like Twilight (I don't even ship Edward/Bella. I ship Edward/Jacob. In the words of my friend, "Screw Bella!" Apologies to those who disagree).

Responses:

Favorites: None :'| (JK, I'm actually not really upset)
Alerts: None *Runs to the emo corner!* (Once again, just kidding)
Reviews:
#rty: That's alright. Thank you for correcting me about that. And thanks for the compliment!
#SakuraFlutist: That's fine! I'm just happy that you're enjoying it!
#(): I might try sometime, but this is a sort of one-per-character thing.