Disclaimer: If you don't my real name, then I'm not famous enough to own PJO.
Artemis has the right idea. Men. Are. Pigs. They're sloppy, gross, make disgusting noises, and eat everything in sight. Guinea pigs don't do them justice—they're so much cuter than men—but they're smaller and easier to take care of. Besides, shipping guinea pigs to kindergarten classrooms helps young girls (who foolishly decide to marry) become acquainted with male-like creatures.
So, in a sense, I'm helping the people of the world. Someone needs to tell Perseus Jackson that.
How do you spell "delusional as helck"? I love that word, helck. I got it from Palletshipping's story.
And I'd just like to say, EPICNESS! Yesterday this story got almost 700 views! Celebration!