I usually don't do Mary Sue parodies (frankly I think Suefics make fun of themselves), but I was browsing through phantomsues on lj and this spawned and it all just sort of snowballed into this.

You ought to have heard of me, hm? No? Oh, well let me introduce you to the wonder that is me: Mimi Allison Isabella Ashley Barbra Samuels. You ought to know I'm beautiful, too--even when I tumble out of bed on Saturdays (oh, I'm such a klutz! Cute, no?) I am gorgeous from head to toe, and that's before my shower! I smell like strawberries--it's natural, too. My gorgeous knee-length brown hair always shines, even when it's humid it doesn't get frizzy (not like normal girls' hair, ha!), and the purple streaks? All natural, baby.

Ah, my eyes are a stunning shade of green--right now, at least. When I'm calm and serene the color looks so natural, but don't get me mad! They turn red--so you can tell when I'm about to bust out my completely irrelevant kung fu skills. Jealous? You ought to be.

Just how special am I? Oh, you haven't had a chance to see my ghost form or my super sexy cat girl form? You're missing out, babe. My gorgeous hair turn an absolutely radiant shade of silver (almost matches my rows of pearly white teeth. No cavities--how unladylike!), and the streaks turn pink. Hot pink. Fitting, eh? My delightfully curvy body is clothed in a bright pink top and a very impractical red flowing skirt--bad for fighting, but I work it. I'm Mimi Allison Isabella Ashley Barbra Samuels, after all! Everything goes my way. Or else.

I don't walk to school, I strut. I saunter. I walk on air so gracefully it's angelic almost (but I'm still clumsy. That makes sense--in my world what I say goes!). My delightfully petite form is not marred by my C-cup breasts, which all the boys admire as I walk by with my head held high. I'm like catnip to those silly boys! Oh, it's a curse.

I hum a beautiful tune as I approach my locker. Sigh, how many love notes will be in there today? Probably two or three at least. I open my locker--oh! My mirror is reflecting my perfect face right back at me. Hello gorgeous!

Aw, only two love letters today, from Dash and Kwan. I get a lot of love letters from every boy in school (even a few girls! But I don't swing that way.), it's such a bother! Don't they know I only want one boy? I almost have him too. After all, I'm Mimi Allison Isabella Ashley Barbra Samuels. Everyone loves me!

Ah, those gorgeous blue eyes of his captivate me ever so much. Did you know he's one of the only boys who hasn't been after me since I arrived? No matter. He's just playing hard to get. Oh, he's such a cutie!

And he's a half-ghost, just like me! He isn't a cat boy (how sexy would that be? Meow…) but he's so far the only man in this little town who is worthy of my love. I'll get him--I have a siren's voice, one of my many special powers, that'll draw him in to my arms. Even if his eyes are only one color, I cannot turn away. Sometimes he stares at me when I suddenly start singing show tunes to express my love, then he walks away with those unworthy friends of his. Oh, you little tease, you!

I'll get him today--I always get my man. And every other girls' too!

So I stand in front of his locker today, striking my most elegant and sexy pose just for him. Yes, yes, here he comes!

"Uhm, Mimi, right?" Oh, that little darling--pretending he doesn't know my name!

"Of course," two can play at that game, "and you're Danny Fenton?"

"Yup," he said, then he stared into my eyes. Yes, yes!

We both locked gazes, my eyes turning pink with pure love. Oh, Danny, you're so adorable! You know you love me, everyone does! Say it! I watched his mouth begin to open, yes…come on now…

"You're sort of blocking my locker," he glanced down at the books in his hand.

"Oh, am I?" Come on, come on, you silly boy!

"Yeah," Danny said, "can you…move to the side a little bit? I really need to go home."

…What?

"Oh, sure," I'm an extremely well mannered lady, I obliged. I watched as he stuffed his useless school books in his useless locker. Now that he was less distracted, I could ensnare him successfully.

He turned back to me with a nervous smile.

"Well, bye."

Bye? That's all he said to me? Bye? Did he not see how sexy, graceful, and adorable I am?!

I watched his treating form, my eyes now blue with pure despair. Tears streamed from my eyes, and I lingered there. After Danny was long gone, I finally spoke.

"I am Mimi Allison Isabella Ashley Barbra Samuels!" I cried in agony, "you're supposed to love me!"

Wooo...somebody's got issues...

Guys--they don't call Danny clueless for nothing. XD