My god what have I done?

Answer: PokemonxDP crossover.

Status: Adoptable

-Phanny

For the first time in a long time, Danny Fenton felt - for a split second only - that his head was empty. As he lay unconscious in the grass, there were no thoughts, no emotion, and no memory. It all began to come back to him soon - except for the memory, of course. As he slowly dragged himself into wakefulness, he realized several things.

One: he was laying flat on his back in grass, and, judging by the pain that rushed through him when he tried to move, he assumed he landed there from above. Hard.

Two: the area around him was green and forested, he could hear water in the distance, and it was most definitely not Amity park.

And finally, three: there was something sitting on his chest, preventing him from getting up.

Danny readied himself for some sort of blow - he never liked anything on him restricting his movement, it never turned out well. He waited and braced himself. He was in no condition to fight anyone or anything, but he could defend himself at the very least.

Nothing happened.

When he bothered to open his eyes, they met two big, brown ones.

Danny was looking into the wide-eyed gaze of…something.

Seriously what was that? It wasn't a cat, nor was it a dog, or a fox…it looked almost like a combination of the three. It was about the size of a small cat, had ridiculously large ears, a cream-colored tuft around it's neck, and a bushy tail. It was not the weirdest creature Danny had ever seen, but he'd never seen it before - what was it?

The thing blinked innocently, and decided to tell him.

"Eevee!*"

Was that some sort of odd call, or - Danny didn't know what drew him to this conclusion - a name?

Whatever it was, this "Eevee" thing looked relatively harmless. Danny got up the courage to lift it so he could get up in a sitting position, and he just continued to hold it out in front of him, examining it.

"Eevee! Eee!" The creature struggled out of his hands and landed on his lap, were it curled up comfortably.

"Uh…okay…" Danny sighed. He decided to leave it - he wouldn't be moving anytime soon, not until he knew where to go.

Danny tried to remember what had gotten him to this place. Fuzzy images flew through his mind, showing him, Sam, and Tucker, the Infimap, and an angry walker and his guards tailing them.

"I guess the map took us here…" Danny mused, "why? And what was walking chasing us for anyway…?"

Most importantly, where were his friends? That's what he had to do first, he had to find them.

The Eevee twitched as Danny lifted it off of his lap in order to stand up. It let out something that resembled a whine and pawed at his leg.

"Uhm," Danny moved his leg, which annoyed the little thing, "look, I need to go. You…go back to wherever you came from all right? There must be some…odd…exotic animal hoarder missing you."

The Eevee looked at him almost defiantly. Could it understand him?

"Eee!" It growled stubbornly. Danny sighed and just turned away, starting to walk through the woods. Various twig snaps and rustles behind him alerted him that he was being followed. He turned around sharply, heard a small squeak of fear, and scanned the area to see the tip of a certain creatures tail peeking out of the bushes.

Damn, that thing was determined to follow him.

When Danny turned back around, however, he realized he had much more pressing problems to deal with.

As in, a bipedal rabbit-like thing with sharp spines on its back and extremely sharp teeth growling at him**. And the worst part? Staying still didn't soothe it or convince it that Danny was harmless. He knew that because it jumped at him after just a few moments.

Danny's first instinct was to zap it, and so he tried.

Tried.

'What?' This is when the brave hero Danny Phantom began to panic, 'why isn't that working?'

He barely got out of the way fast enough for the thing to land on the ground. He tried to go ghost - no dice.***

Well, this was problematic.

Suddenly feeling weak and powerless, Danny just backed away even farther, ducking in time for a quick, dark sphere of energy to pass over his head, coming from behind him****. The rabbit-thing was knocked off of its feet and looked disoriented for a moment. Then, a big ball of fur flew past Danny so quickly he almost missed it, and the Eevee rammed the hostile creature square in the chest.

Danny had no idea how a twelve pound fox-thing could take out the monster that had attacked him, but somehow, that's the way it worked out. The attacker ran off into the forest reluctantly, hating having lost to such a tiny opponent.

Eevee turned and looked at Danny - was that hint of smugness in its eyes? -and blinked innocently, tilting its head to the side.

"Okay, okay," Danny sighed, "I need to find my friends but…unfortunately I might need your help - whoa!" Danny yelled in surprise as the Eevee leaped at him, climbing up on his shoulder and licking Danny's face.

"You've been planning that, haven't you?" Danny grumbled.

"Eee!"

Danny just started walking. It was better than arguing with an Eevee.

*The Pokemon Danny would meet was a toss-up between Shinx and Eevee. Seeing as I'm training an entire party of Eeveelutions (Espeon, Umbreon, Flareon, Vaporeon, Jolteon, and Glaceon), I chose Eevee.

**That would be Nidorina

***If Danny had his powers, well, then he wouldn't need any Pokemon now would he?

****I'm not going by game rules. Because then someone would have had to give Eevee a TM to teach it Shadow Ball, and this Eevee is wild. AND SHADOW BALL IS AWESOME.