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This is just a fanfiction,
Let me tell you what it is,
I don't own Percy Jackson!
Take a hint, take a hint!
I have been watching SO much Victorious lately.
Wow, she is pretty. She'd never like me, though. She's small but strong and, meanwhile, I'm gigantic, ox-like, and I have a baby's face. Girls like her do NOT like guys like me.
Even if she is an outcast in the Fifth Cohort like me, she'd still never like me. But maybe that's the problem. Maybe she doesn't like insecure guys. I could try talking her her right now. After all, we're both guarding the door to camp.
Yeah, I think I'll try that. Let me just go over what I'm going to say: So, Hazel, how are you? Are you having a good time? You know, standing here? No? Okay, um… Well, I just wanted you to know that you're a really pr—HORRIBLY UGLY BEAST WOMAN!
Oh my gods, why is that guy carrying her? And being chased by gorgons? *Sigh* I guess Hazel will have to wait…
Frank, be happy that you were just practicing. You're such a goof (or I've always seen you as one).
So I'd like to thank SakuraFlutist and peace-love-and-writing for you're wonderful reviews! I was really nervous about Ella and I'm glad that you think that I did her well :)