Author's Note: Part two of ladies night, read and review =)

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I'm sure we annoyed the hell out of the cab driver on our way to the guy's apartment, the copious amounts of alcohol we had consumed was really hitting home and for some reason we all decided that a round of cab karaoke was in order.

When we pulled up at their address the cabbie breathed a sigh of relief and we thanked him profusely before stumbling out onto the cold, wet sidewalk. I bet he was not only thrilled to not have to listen to us singing girly pop songs, but that we weren't drunk enough to defile his cab by decorating the back seat with our dinner.

Giggling we pressed the buzzer more times than strictly necessary waiting for the guys to answer.

"Hello?" asked a pissed of Jasper, ooops we must have overdone it with the buzzer.

"Jazzy it's meeeee!" Alice sang into the intercom. "Owww!" she cried as Rose elbowed her in the side, apparently worried we had been forgotten. "Oh and Rosie and Bells" she added.

"Come on up!" he exclaimed as the bell sounded and we were able to walk through the doors.

We rode the elevator up still giggling uncontrollably and Rose knocked loudly on the boy's door.

Jasper opened the door and was immediately tackled by a very excited and drunk Alice.

"Surprise!" she shouted wrapping her arms and legs around him so Jasper was forced to carry her inside.

Rose and I followed them, stumbling slightly into the living room.

Edward and Emmett looked up from the PlayStation game they were playing with amused expressions.

"Hi Emmie!" Rose squealed launching herself at Emmett in much the same way Alice had done with Jasper.

I snorted with laughter, Emmie? Edward caught my eye and was sniggering too.

"Looks like you girls have had a good night" Edward commented surveying the scene before him.

"We had cocktails" Alice announced happily as Jasper gently put her down on the sofa.

I nodded in agreement, then felt suddenly confused, "I can't remember how many" I told Rose and Alice with my brow furrowed.

"I lost count after number seven" Alice replied her face screwed up with concentration.

"It was lots anyway" Rose added from Emmett's lap.

We probably had actually had a lot of alcohol but in my drunk, addled state I felt like a few more couldn't hurt.

"We should have more drinks" I announced to no one in particular.

"Yes!" exclaimed Alice.

"I'll get you all one" Jasper said exchanging a weird look with Edward. Normally I'd try to figure out what the look meant, but right now I was too buzzed to even care.

Jasper returned a short while later with three glasses, they all were filled with clear liquid, ice and lemon slices.

Alice eyed her glass with suspicion before taking a sip. "What is this?" she asked screwing up her nose.

"It's vodka" Jasper replied too quickly.

She took another sip before looking at me waiting for me to try it, I took a sip. It certainly didn't taste like vodka to me.

I told her so and shrugged. Emmett and Edward were clearly trying not to laugh which immediately caught Alice's attention.

"I think he's lying" she told me and Rose what she thought was a hushed voice, obviously she thought they couldn't hear her.

Rose raised one of her perfectly shaped brows at Jasper, "I think he is too."

"It's water!" I blurted out suddenly realising why the 'vodka' didn't taste remotely alcoholic.

Alice turned to Jasper, "You tried to give us water?" she shrieked.

Obviously it all became too much for Emmett who burst into a fit of laughter.

"Trust me honey you'll thank me tomorrow" Jasper said trying to soothe her.

"Well that may be the case but I'm not thanking you now am I?" she replied glaring at the glass before sighing and taking a sip. "Oh! I almost forgot!" she said suddenly, clearly she had moved on about the water incident already. "Guess who we bumped into at Breaking Dawn?" she sang.

"Who?" asked Emmett, his curiosity piqued.

"Tanya" she spat out as though it was a dirty word. "And boy is she a B-I-T-C-H" she spelled out. "Oooops sorry Edward!" Alice added clamping her hand over her mouth.

"What did she do?" Edward asked looking irritated.

"She's mean!" I told him.

"Damn right" Rose piped up, "She's rude and obnoxious" she ranted on a roll. "She ought to learn some manners and not call her boyfriend's friends dumb bitches and whores."

"She said what?" asked Edward, he was furious.

"You heard me, but don't worry I put her in her place" Rose replied looking smug.

"That's my girl!" Emmett said proudly giving her a kiss which quickly developed into a make out session right in front of the rest of us.

"Holy shit you two get a freaking room!" Alice cried. It had been like this ever since they laid eyes upon each other the first night they met. They had been officially together ever since and public displays of affection were regular occurrences.

They pulled apart smirking.

"Excuse me I think I need to make a phone call" Edward said standing up and walking out of the room. He was pissed, in a major way. Maybe we shouldn't have said anything?

"Well now she's in big trouble" Emmett commented when Edward was out of earshot, "They've been at each other's throats lately; I wish he would just kick her to the curb and find someone better."

"I second that" Jasper added, "What I wouldn't give to have her never set foot in this apartment again."

"You know that could be arranged" Rose replied with an evil glint in her eye. She had a plan and a good one at that, I could tell.

"No I think we should just leave it alone and let Edward handle it" I said.

"Yeah you're probably right, but it would be so much fun to kick her ass" Rose sighed.

The next day

When I woke up the next morning my head was pounding and I was disorientated. Where the bloody hell was I? I thought sitting up; this bed was definitely unfamiliar, but incredibly comfortable. I debated for a while as to whether I should get up and figure out where I was or to stay here in this soft, warm piece of heaven for a little longer.

Eventually curiosity got the better of me and I gingerly got out of the bed. I was still wearing my clothes from last night that was a major relief. For a brief second I got worried, perhaps I had somehow gotten over to Riley's place and jumped him for the first time. Being as drunk as I was last night there was no way I'd remember if it was any good, that would no doubt be a blow to his ego.

I padded out into the hallway, okay so it appeared I was in the guy's apartment. I walked quietly down the hall to the kitchen where I could smell coffee brewing.

"Morning" Edward greeted me from a stool at the breakfast bar. Was is my imagination or did he look like he felt awkward seeing me this morning?

Holy shit I hadn't tried to come on to Edward last night had I, I wondered. Would that be so bad Bella, really? I asked myself. It's not like you haven't wanted to jump his bones since that day you first tripped and stumbled into him. Well yes that was true, but I kind of was seeing someone and he was too. Also maybe he wasn't even interested in me in that way. Oh this could be bad!

He stared at me and I realised I hadn't even responded to him yet. How long had I stood there staring at him?

"Ugh morning" I replied rubbing my pounding head.

He chuckled lightly, "Coffee and a Tylenol?" he offered.

I groaned, "That would be amazing."

Edward laughed again, "So I take it you're not feeling so good then?" he asked.

I nodded, wincing as it mad my head hurt worse than before, "That would be the understatement of the century. I feel awful." And I bet I looked awful too.

"I'm not surprised, you girls were pretty drunk last night" he said, handing me a glass of water and a couple of pills before pouring me a cup of coffee.

"What happened?" I asked him, "I apologise in advance for anything I may have said or done last night that has the potential to eternally embarrass me."

Laughing he replied, "Nothing but you were on fine form."

I winced "That does not sound good."

He grinned "You didn't do anything to embarrass yourself really" he told me reassuringly. "You eventually passed out on the sofa so I carried you into the spare room and put you to bed."

My face went red, okay that was embarrassing. "Thanks" I told him.

"Don't mention it, it should be me thanking you anyway" he replied.

"Why?" I asked.

"For letting me know about Tanya" he told me, "The way she spoke to you all was out of line and completely unacceptable."

I shrugged, "It's not a big deal."

"No it is" he replied, "She…"

"I am never drinking ever ever again" moaned Alice as she staggered into the room looking just as bad as I felt.

"You say that now, but you know it's a lie" Jasper told her as he followed her into the kitchen.

Dammit, I wanted to know what Edward was going to say to me next. He began chatting to Alice and Jasper, getting up to pour them both a coffee. Well I guess I'll never know.