A/N:
Ha-Ha-HA! I had a total inspiration for chapter two of this story! Seriously, okay, I'll explain it at the bottom Author's Note.
For now, just enjoy the story!
Edward; Bella
(They are at the movies, about to watch "Twilight" on its opening day. They are sitting at the very top.)
Oh my god, Edward, I'm so freaking excited!
Why? It's just a movie..
-gets angered- JUST A MOVIE?!
....yes?
Oh I'll show you just a movie!
That makes no sense...
What's with all the ...s?
I have no clue.
(Movie starts; Rob comes on)
OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! -squeals-
Bella, I'm right next to you. I can hear you squeal.
Oh my god.
What?!
Did you know..
..Did I know what?
That you look exactly like..like..
..Who?
...ROB PATTINSON!
Oh great, now you've done it. Oh my God. Son of a...
..EDWARD CULLEN! Don't you write it!
....asparagus.
What the crap?
What? I didn't say it?
...True.
Why are all the girls staring at me?
I dunno.
(Suddenly, they see Edward and everyone yells," OH MY GOD! IT'S ROB PATTINSON! GET HIM!")
Oh Fantastic. Time to go Bella.
NO! I WAITED IN LINE FOR 6 HOURS TO SEE THIS MOVIE! BACK OFF, YOU MONGRELS! I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY!
You know they can't hear you right?
Oh right. -says it out loud-
Bella.. -sighs impatiently-
What?
Just spray the damn pepper spray already!
(Bella sprays it in all the girl's eyes. They yell, "I can't see! It burns!")
What do you say, Edward? -becomes super smug-
Oh, right. Remind me to thank Charlie for putting that in your bag...
And...? What else?
Oh yeah. Nikki Reed is so HOT!
....
Bella?
-gets on the phone with Emmett- "Yeah, Edward thinks Rosalie is hot and is going to steal her away from you.")
(There's an angry growl on the other end and Emmett suddenly appears in front of them)
OOh, you in trouble... -eats popcorn casually-
-sarcastically- Thanks Bella. -fearful- Emmett...Oh look! A SQUIRREL!
(Emmett looks around stupidly. "WHERE?")
(Edward takes off for Alaska. Emmett looks quizzically at Bella. She hands him a pencil and the note.)
Hey, don't look at me. I'm not responsible for my boyfriend's actions...I am, however, responsible for mine. So excuse me while I drool over Kellen Lutz...
(Emmett shakes his head and mutters, "Women.")
A/N:
Yeah, I know it sucks. It was kind of a spur of the moment thing. Sorry if you don't like it. The next chapter will be so much better, I promise!
Inspiration: Well, of course, my inspiration was the Twilight movie!
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