A/N:
Okay like I have to update this now before I forget. There'll be an explanation at the bottom of the story in the Author's Note.
Enjoy!
Edward; Emmett; Rosalie; Alice; Jasper; Special Guest!!!
(Bella is taking a shower and the gang is all around the table passing around this note)
Okay, seriously, why are we even doing this when Bella isn't here?
I really don't know. I've gotten used to it..
Yeah, just like I've gotten used to eating bananas and pickles together!
What the crap?
What? It's surprisingly interesting...-sighs-
Why are you sighing...when we all clearly heard you out loud..?
I don't know! -looks around wildly- Don't look at me!
Emmett, do you need the box?
Who are you?
Oops, my bad! My name's Jazz. Hi Alice!
Wait, that's MY name.
Nuh uh! Your name is Jasper.
Oh, right..
NO BOX! NOO!
Mind telling us what this box is?
Umm, how about I just show you?
Mkay.
(They all go to the basement where they find a big storage trunk filled with Barbies)
W.O.W
SCARY! MOMMY!
Emmett...oh Emmett!
What?
(Edward comes from behind and pushes Emmett into the box and locks it)
(Emmett bangs on the box)
Let me out! LET ME OUT!
What the hell? How is he still writing on this?
I don't know..
(Bella) (A/N: It's supposed to have a line underneath. Her words are Bold, Italic, AND Underlined. I think you can sort it out. Sorry!)
(Bella): Hey guys! What's...Oh God, what's wrong with Emmett?
Nothing, Love. Just..playing.
-raises eyebrow- Playing..what exactly?
(Rosalie and Alice in Unison Out Loud:)" BARBIES!"
(Edward and Jasper In Unison Out Loud:) "Action Figures!"
(Emmett muffled Out Loud:) "Pickles and Bananas!"
(Bella): Okay... -walks away-
Bella..
(Bella): What?
-sighs- Never Mind.
-giggles- Your girlfriend is so clueless.
-Smacks Jasper- Shut up Emo Boy..
(Emmett muffled Out Loud:) "Hey Edward! Guess What Your Favorite Song Is?"
(Edward Out Loud:) "What?"
(Emmett Starts Singing Out Loud:) "I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt..Too Sexy.."
(Alice finally lets Emmett out of the box. Edward slaps him and Emmett gains control of a pencil and can pass notes again.)
Emmett..
Huh?
Barney Isn't real..
WHAT! -cries-
Emmett you can't cry..
SO?! THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS! -sniffles-
Jeez, emotional much?
Wow..
Holy crap..
What?
Never Mind..
Seriously what? -eats pickles and bananas-
Ew you're seriously eating that crap?
Hey! I take offence to that!
Emmett, do you want the box again?
-cowers- No..
Alrighty Then..
A/N:
Don't. Ask.
I have no clue where this crap came from.
I hope it's not too stupid. I just had a sudden urge to write...
and this is the end result..
sorry!
If you're confused here:
When it says (-insert name here- Out Loud:)
It means they are speaking it instead of writing.
Sorry, I know it's confusing!
See that button?
Down there?
Yeah that one.
NO to the right.
A Little to the left...
...STOP! THERE!
Yeah push it.
Make me happy! :)
~L