A/N:
This one isn't as crappy has the last chapter. I swear.
BOB (The stupid underline button!) wouldn't behave last chapter so that's why it was poopy. The special guest was my friend ThePurpleDragonOfAmazingness
She's AWESOME! Go read her story if you haven't! She's under my favorite authors!
Enjoy!
Edward; Bella; Alice; Emmett
Bella, let's play a game!
OKAY!
What game, Alice?
Okay, we are all just going to write down whatever thought is passing through our head.
Ooh! ME FIRST! Uh...Pickles and Bananas are good!
Emmett, Vampires don't eat!
-sticks tongue out- That's what you say..
No that's what everybody says...oh never mind..
Okay..um...NO! JASPER JUST RIPPED MY NEW JIMMY CHOO PUMPS! BRB!
(Alice rushes upstairs to beat up her husband)
Ha-Ha! Okay, um... OH I KNOW!
Oh, I can't WAIT to hear this..
Ready?
Yes...
Okay: Chihuahuas have freakishly large ears!
What...
The..
Crap..?
Well, compared to their tiny bodies, they're like MASSIVE! -smiles stupidly-
Okay, okay, what'd I miss?
Read what Bella just wrote..
Ah. That explains soooo much.
(New person: Rosalie) (A/N: BOB ISN'T BEHAVING! I think you can figure out when she writes.)
Hey guys! What's with Jasper? His head's stuck in a toilet.. (A/N: That's Rosalie writing..)
-whistles inconspicuously- Nothing...
-Taps foot- Alice, tell me. What'd he do?
Don't freak out and shove his head farther down, okay?
I'm waiting..
Well...Jasper ripped my new Jimmy Choo Pumps..
-outraged- WHAT!?!?! That..that's..like..a CRIME!
Maybe he should go on trial??
You know, love..that's not a bad idea! -smiles lovingly-
Okay seriously: Stop writing down your actions when we can clearly see them!
Sorry.
Sorry.
It's okay. Now, let's go put that husband of mine on trial...mwahahaha!
Alice..?
Huh?
You scare me..
(5 minutes later)
(Bella, Edward, Alice, and Rosalie are seated in front of Jasper. Bella is using a baseball bat as a gravel. Emmett is holding down Jasper.)
Jasper Whitlock, you do know why you're here, correct?
What the hell? Why are we writing on paper when we can just talk outloud? (A/N: That's Jasper Writing)
Bella isn't talking, remember?
Oh, right. In that case, I have NO clue why I'm here. (A/N: Jasper writing again..)
It involves a certain pair of brand new Jimmy Choo Pumps..
Oh, Yeah, about that..
Silence! Bella, honey, would you..
Yes! -Bangs Bat-
Jasper, we sentence you to 1 hour in the Box!
NO! NOT THE BOX! ANYTHING BUT THAT! ALICE, BABY, I'M SORRY! I'LL BUY YOU A NEW PAIR!!!!
Psh. I already did that. In fact, I bought out that whole store.
So THAT'S why the basement is off limits! OH MY GOD! MY X-BOX! NOOO!!
(Emmett rushes down to the basement, trying to "save" his x-box. In the meantime, Jasper gets loose and runs off.)
Dammit. Oh well. Bella?
Hmm?
You wanna...-waggles eyebrows-
-face lights up- SURE! -laughs flirtatiously-
(They both run off to Edward's bedroom. You'd think they'd be 'doing it' but they are really just going on Myspace. Big Shock.)
(Alice, in the meantime..)
Ew...
A/N:
Hopefully this chapter was much better. I'm working on making them funnier. I am. Bob Didn't BEHAVE! Poo. Anyway, sorry about that. I think Bob hates me. Anyway...
Push
the
button.
NO not the x button!
A little to the right
NO the left
No..right..
Left..
STOP!
THERE!
Push it!
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~L