A/N:
Okay like this one doesn't have any underlines.
(Thank GOD)
Bob is being a meany..
so.
Here ya go!
Disclaimer: I own nothing! I'm going to go cry...
Enjoy!
Edward; Bella
(In Edward's room)
Edward?
Yeah?
Monkeyballs.
What the crap?
Monkey
Balls
I don't understand..
Of course not! You're a vampire!
What does that have anything to do with it?
Okay so...I don't really know.
Then why bring up monkeyballs?
Huh?
You said it before me!
OhmyVampire
What?!
I have the best idea for a prank on Emmett...who, by the way, told me to write monkeyballs. Oh crap. He owes me a cup of O Positive!
Bella, honey?
Yeah, suger-vampire-sparkly-pie?
Have you been into the caffeine again?
No..
Bella, what's that spot on the corner of your mouth?
Nothing..
It looks like chocolate..
So? Chocolate isn't caffeine!
Why are we even having this conversation?
I don't know suger-vampire-sparkly-pie-eddy-weddy-freddy-poo-mind-reader-hot-sparkle-vampireness-dude!
Bella?
Hmm?
Stop that.
Okay.
A/N:
Eh, not my best chapter, I know. It's just, I'm running out of ideas! A little help please?
You'll be mentioned next chapter if you give me ideas! :)
Once again:
Look down.
No to the left..
NO the right..
No the left..
What the hell? Emmett? Did you wipe your mouth on the review button again?
Anyway
ignore the stain, press the button, and review!
They make me happy! :)
~L