A/N:
Okay. Like. 3rd update in one hour. Sorry, I keep getting inspirations!
MAYBE Bob will behave.
maybe
Okay now...Enjoy!
OH VampyrGirl101 gave me the idea!
BOB'S NOT BEHAVING.
URGHHHH!
Oh well. You'll figure it out.
~L
Edward; Bella; Jasper; Alice; Rosalie; Emmett;
(Around the kitchen Table. Emmett is upstairs and Bella is about to prank call Emmett.)
(A/N: I'll put A/Ns by the words that Bob doesn't Behave on.)
This ought to be interesting..
This'll get him back for..what exactly?
Beats me. (--Rosalie)
(Bella: Talking on the phone and imitating Rosalie's voice): "Emmy poo! Yeah, like I just wanted to tell you that we're over and I've decided to run off with Seth. Yeah he's just soooo cute and sweet and charming! We're moving to Australia! Okay, yeah that's all. Bye!" (She hung up)
I have to give you your props. Emmett is going to be FREAKING OUT! (--Rosalie)
(Emmett runs all the way to Australia, screaming: "I'M GOING TO KILL THAT DOG!")
Ahahahahahahaha!
Okay..now what?
OH OH!. Two words..
X-Box?
Actually, that's like.. 1 1/2 words...
Whatever. Still, this'll be FUN!
Oh Boy...
EDDY POO VAMPIRE SPARKLE MAN!
-sigh- Yes?
Where does Emmett keep his games for his x-box?
Bottom cabinet.
Thanks Jasper!
Ergh..No problem?
(5 minutes later: They are all playing Grand Theft Auto)
Bella..you just ran over that cop! (--Rosalie)
OmyVampire! HOT DOG!
Bella, sometimes I worry about you..
No no NO! I MEAN FLYING GIANT NEON WIENER AT...-looks at clock- 12:00!!!!!
OmyEmmett, it flew right into that old lady! (--Rosalie)
Rosalie, that was a lamp post..
GUYS! OUTSIDE! GIANT NEON WIENER!
Bella, that's not a weiner..
SON OF A...
ALICE!
...GIANT NEON WIENER!
Thank you.
OH NO! It's Emmett! Oh shit he looks pissed..
TO THE BAT MOBILE!
What? Bella, we don't own a bat mobile..
Then whats that black car in the driveway with tinted windows that says "BAT MOBILE"?
Thats my car..only it's silver..and..who the hell wrote Bat Mobile on it?!
Erm...yeah..about that...
YOU SCRATCHED MY CAR?!
It wasn't my fault! Bella told me to!
WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU TELL HIM TO SCRATCH UP MY CAR...AND PAINT IT BLACK??
You're a vampire!
..And?
They can turn into bats!
Oh my God.
..Thus the bat mobile was born! -grins-
A/N:
AHAHAHA! I was cracking up!!!! Okay like tell me if you hate this story please. Because, like, I don't know if I'm doing a very good job or not!
Push review.
Just do it!
Oh and don't ask how they're writing and playing at the same time.
They just can.
Cuz They're awesome like that!
Reviews make me happy! :)
~L